Deleted member 33091
Resident IT bully
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Okay so would you fuck a 600lb fat whale? No? Okay so you're technically a volcel.
How about a 300lb woman? Half the size of above mentioned woman? No? Then you're technically a volcel.
Would you fuck a sheboon? No? Okay then you're technically a volcel.
Would you fuck a deformed woman? I mean seriously deformed? Like ugly and rotten to look at? No? Volcel.
My point is... At work I have a woman who is occasionally friendly to me. She will say hi and initiate small conversations with me. I thought she was pretty attractive since she had a nice voice and she was slim and fit. Looks like she exercises and eats well and takes care of herself. Well recently I got called for emergency assistance into an office space and it just happened to be in her office. I walk in and she is like "blah blah I got x problem with my computer and it's doing y things because of z reasons." I sit down at her desk and start troubleshooting on her computer(lmao Mac, such a female decision to make) while she sits on the other side of the office. She asks me if it's okay if she can eat while I'm working there since it's her lunch break. I say it's totally fine and for her to go ahead and eat. Well... This is when it happened. She took her mask off... And MY GOD! SHE IS HIDEOUS. Manly jaws, acne damage, thin lips, and etc. I had to fight my urge to gag in disgust and I just looked at the computer and refused to look in her direction until I finished fixing her stupid Mac computer. She continued trying to initiate conversation with me but I just couldn't bring myself to be friendly towards her anymore. I noped the fuck out and said, "Have a good day, bye." and left as quickly as I could. I've seen her a couple times since and I just try and avoid her whenever I see her. Does this make me volcel?
DISCLAIMER, SHE HAS NEVER SEEN MY FACE AND HAS NO IDEA THAT I'M AN UGLY SUBHUMAN SO THIS IS NOT BRAGGING STORY. ALSO I DO NOT THINK SHE WANTS TO FUCK ME OR ANYTHING. SHE IS JUST BEING FRIENDLY TO ME.
How about a 300lb woman? Half the size of above mentioned woman? No? Then you're technically a volcel.
Would you fuck a sheboon? No? Okay then you're technically a volcel.
Would you fuck a deformed woman? I mean seriously deformed? Like ugly and rotten to look at? No? Volcel.
My point is... At work I have a woman who is occasionally friendly to me. She will say hi and initiate small conversations with me. I thought she was pretty attractive since she had a nice voice and she was slim and fit. Looks like she exercises and eats well and takes care of herself. Well recently I got called for emergency assistance into an office space and it just happened to be in her office. I walk in and she is like "blah blah I got x problem with my computer and it's doing y things because of z reasons." I sit down at her desk and start troubleshooting on her computer(lmao Mac, such a female decision to make) while she sits on the other side of the office. She asks me if it's okay if she can eat while I'm working there since it's her lunch break. I say it's totally fine and for her to go ahead and eat. Well... This is when it happened. She took her mask off... And MY GOD! SHE IS HIDEOUS. Manly jaws, acne damage, thin lips, and etc. I had to fight my urge to gag in disgust and I just looked at the computer and refused to look in her direction until I finished fixing her stupid Mac computer. She continued trying to initiate conversation with me but I just couldn't bring myself to be friendly towards her anymore. I noped the fuck out and said, "Have a good day, bye." and left as quickly as I could. I've seen her a couple times since and I just try and avoid her whenever I see her. Does this make me volcel?
DISCLAIMER, SHE HAS NEVER SEEN MY FACE AND HAS NO IDEA THAT I'M AN UGLY SUBHUMAN SO THIS IS NOT BRAGGING STORY. ALSO I DO NOT THINK SHE WANTS TO FUCK ME OR ANYTHING. SHE IS JUST BEING FRIENDLY TO ME.