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Okay so would you fuck a 600lb fat whale? No? Okay so you're technically a volcel.

How about a 300lb woman? Half the size of above mentioned woman? No? Then you're technically a volcel.

Would you fuck a sheboon? No? Okay then you're technically a volcel.

Would you fuck a deformed woman? I mean seriously deformed? Like ugly and rotten to look at? No? Volcel.

My point is... At work I have a woman who is occasionally friendly to me. She will say hi and initiate small conversations with me. I thought she was pretty attractive since she had a nice voice and she was slim and fit. Looks like she exercises and eats well and takes care of herself. Well recently I got called for emergency assistance into an office space and it just happened to be in her office. I walk in and she is like "blah blah I got x problem with my computer and it's doing y things because of z reasons." I sit down at her desk and start troubleshooting on her computer(lmao Mac, such a female decision to make) while she sits on the other side of the office. She asks me if it's okay if she can eat while I'm working there since it's her lunch break. I say it's totally fine and for her to go ahead and eat. Well... This is when it happened. She took her mask off... And MY GOD! SHE IS HIDEOUS. Manly jaws, acne damage, thin lips, and etc. I had to fight my urge to gag in disgust and I just looked at the computer and refused to look in her direction until I finished fixing her stupid Mac computer. She continued trying to initiate conversation with me but I just couldn't bring myself to be friendly towards her anymore. I noped the fuck out and said, "Have a good day, bye." and left as quickly as I could. I've seen her a couple times since and I just try and avoid her whenever I see her. Does this make me volcel?

DISCLAIMER, SHE HAS NEVER SEEN MY FACE AND HAS NO IDEA THAT I'M AN UGLY SUBHUMAN SO THIS IS NOT BRAGGING STORY. ALSO I DO NOT THINK SHE WANTS TO FUCK ME OR ANYTHING. SHE IS JUST BEING FRIENDLY TO ME.
 
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Stating the obvious and also kek at wearing a cuckmask even if the law says so
 
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curryboy420 said:
Stating the obvious and also kek at wearing a cuckmask even if the law says so
I have to or I'd get fired.
 
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how long have you been working at your workplace?
 
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Wizcel said:
I have to or I'd get fired.
then quit the shit job and trade crypto or something, but why contribute to a broken system
 
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kind of true. but imo we have the right to be reasonable. in the end incel>betabux/cuck/unhappy nigga
 
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curryboy420 said:
Stating the obvious and also kek at wearing a cuckmask even if the law says so
lmao, I wear my mask to prevent allergic asthma attacks, corona is a bless
 
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curryboy420 said:
then quit the shit job and trade crypto or something, but why contribute to a broken system
Because it lets me afford nice copes.

I'm not smart enough to get into crypto stuff. I'd just end up going broke.

Transcended Trucel said:
kind of true. but imo we have the right to be reasonable. in the end incel>betabux/cuck/unhappy nigga
Agreed. I would rather be an incel than stick my dick in... THAT.
 
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As a man you can't fuck something that does not grant you a sexual arousal.
 
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BladingEagle said:
As a man you can't fuck something that does not grant you a sexual arousal.
What if you turn the lights off and think of a cute little loli? (just joking about the loli part FBIcels... Don't come crashing through my doors.)
 
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She's so deprived of attention, she'll initiate contact with anyone who gives her a chance.

Go for it BrO
 
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Standardcels perhaps , would you risk getting some STDs or aids from a really disgusting degenerate roastie?
 
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Dregster666 said:
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She's so deprived of attention, she'll initiate contact with anyone who gives her a chance.

Go for it BrO
She has a nice body too. Maybe I can convince her to wear some sort of stocking over her head while I fuck her mudflaps. I'll just say I ahve a fetish for that kind of thing or something... I don't have the heart to tell her that she's an ugly abomination.

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Standardcels perhaps , would you risk getting some STDs or aids from a really disgusting degenerate roastie?
No. One of the reasons why I haven't escortceled.
 
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Wizcel said:
She has a nice body too

There you go boyo, you dont gotta look at her to fuck
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. Maybe I can convince her to wear some sort of stocking over her head while I fuck her mudflaps. I'll just say I ahve a fetish for that kind of thing or something..

Tbh, just larp about fetish should you get that far
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. I don't have the heart to tell her that she's an ugly abomination.
You'll end any possible opportunity if you let that slip out.
 
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In 10 years time when you're still a virgin you'll look back and think why tf didn't I try it on...she wasn't that bad. I know because I've experienced this exact situation. Now I'm older, got less hair fatter, my looks match is literally a walrus which I refuse to accept
 
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Dr. Dicklet said:
In 10 years time when you're still a virgin you'll look back and think why tf didn't I try it on...she wasn't that bad. I know because I've experienced this exact situation. Now I'm older, got less hair fatter, my looks match is literally a walrus which I refuse to accept
brutal. I refuse to accept my looksmatch as well. Guess that makes me a hypocrite.

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There you go boyo, you dont gotta look at her to fuck


Tbh, just larp about fetish should you get that far

You'll end any possible opportunity if you let that slip out.
We'll see. I doubt she actually wants to have anything to do with me. Just because she's friendly and initiates conversation with me doesn't mean anything. She might be secretly repulsed by me but disguises it the same way I disguise my repulsion for her.
 
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Wizcel said:
We'll see. I doubt she actually wants to have anything to do with me. Just because she's friendly and initiates conversation with me doesn't mean anything. She might be secretly repulsed by me but disguises it the same way I disguise my repulsion for her.
 
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Wizcel said:
Okay so would you fuck a 600lb fat whale? No? Okay so you're technically a volcel.

How about a 300lb woman? Half the size of above mentioned woman? No? Then you're technically a volcel.

Would you fuck a sheboon? No? Okay then you're technically a volcel.

Would you fuck a deformed woman? I mean seriously deformed? Like ugly and rotten to look at? No? Volcel.

My point is... At work I have a woman who is occasionally friendly to me. She will say hi and initiate small conversations with me. I thought she was pretty attractive since she had a nice voice and she was slim and fit. Looks like she exercises and eats well and takes care of herself. Well recently I got called for emergency assistance into an office space and it just happened to be in her office. I walk in and she is like "blah blah I got x problem with my computer and it's doing y things because of z reasons." I sit down at her desk and start troubleshooting on her computer(lmao Mac, such a female decision to make) while she sits on the other side of the office. She asks me if it's okay if she can eat while I'm working there since it's her lunch break. I say it's totally fine and for her to go ahead and eat. Well... This is when it happened. She took her mask off... And MY GOD! SHE IS HIDEOUS. Manly jaws, acne damage, thin lips, and etc. I had to fight my urge to gag in disgust and I just looked at the computer and refused to look in her direction until I finished fixing her stupid Mac computer. She continued trying to initiate conversation with me but I just couldn't bring myself to be friendly towards her anymore. I noped the fuck out and said, "Have a good day, bye." and left as quickly as I could. I've seen her a couple times since and I just try and avoid her whenever I see her. Does this make me volcel?

DISCLAIMER, SHE HAS NEVER SEEN MY FACE AND HAS NO IDEA THAT I'M AN UGLY SUBHUMAN SO THIS IS NOT BRAGGING STORY. ALSO I DO NOT THINK SHE WANTS TO FUCK ME OR ANYTHING. SHE IS JUST BEING FRIENDLY TO ME.
Based IT department cel I'm starting to like you. Better not turn out to be a fucking larper like 99.9% of 21cels.
 
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Incline said:
Based IT department cel I'm starting to like you. Better not turn out to be a fucking larper like 99.9% of 21cels.
29 year old khhv but yet somehow I still have standards.

If every male had standards, imagine how miserable women would be. They would lose all of their sexual power over us.
 
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No you're not a volcel if you refuse to date the types of foids you listed. You are only a volcel, in my eyes, if you refuse to date your looksmatch. In addition, I do not consider someone to be volcel if they:

1) refuse to date a foid from a different race as theirs (eg, a white is not a volcel for not wanting to date blacks)
2) are not willing to date obese landwhales (except if they are overweight as well, as that would be hypocritical)
3) are not willing to date someone who is 2 points below their looksmatch on the incel decile scale (for most self-proclaimed "incels" on here probably ~1-3/10)
 
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I'd fuck all of those except the deformed one. I'm not sure that even qualified to be on the volcel list.

I mean, we are wired to avoid people with deformities and not breed with them for a reason. And the desire of genes to survive is what made us horny in first place. Reproducing with a deformed person endangers the genes survivability. Thus we don't feel attracted to them.

how the fuck am I a volcel if it goes against logic and my natrual instinct of reproduction itself ?.

Same can apply to your first example. Being that fat can be considered a deformity in itself.
 
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I'd fuck everything that has a vagina.
 
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ExpiringAspirin said:
Standardcels perhaps , would you risk getting some STDs or aids from a really disgusting degenerate roastie?
Fuck no. People forget that celibacy also refers to marriage and/or possibly long tern relationship.

How can you be a volcel if you refused getting infected with POSSIBLE disease that'll bring your death and a lifetime of physical health problems. All for a one night of what will most likely be shitty sex to begin with.
 
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Algeriancel said:
Fuck no. People forget that celibacy also refers to marriage and/or possibly long tern relationship.

How can you be a volcel if you refused getting infected with POSSIBLE disease that'll bring your death and a lifetime of physical health problems. All for a one night of what will most likely be shitty sex to begin with.
And I've had incels here shame me for not escortcelling.
 
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Wizcel said:
And I've had incels here shame me for not escortcelling.
That depends on how much money and the foid you're with.
 
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Algeriancel said:
That depends on how much money and the foid you're with.
no thanks
 
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Transcended Trucel said:
kind of true. but imo we have the right to be reasonable. in the end incel>betabux/cuck/unhappy nigga
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Algeriancel said:
enjoy your diseased vagina and soulless sex
 
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Oh come on... how bad can it be?
Shouldve just kept chatting and get to know her a bit better. Maybe she's a keeper despite her bad facial traits.
Sounds to me like you did exactly what is being done to people here.
 
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I would literally fuck a grandmother.
OP you are just projecting
 
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curryboy420 said:
then quit the shit job and trade crypto or something, but why contribute to a broken system
Not all of us banked on crypto unfortunately.
So we have to slave.
 
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At this point and what life teach me is Love doesn't exist even if you are Chad.

What exists is:lust, desire, comparisons etc but Love not even close.

Just imagine an Chad losing his looks what happens with him? Dump incoming.
 
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FinnCel said:
I would literally fuck a grandmother.
OP you are just projecting
would OP still be volcel if his dick can't physically get hard to a granny?
 
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You have a job ?
 
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She'd feel the same if you took off your mask
Send me pics sounds likd volcel if you wouldn't
 
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Seems like you were simping for her b4 she took the mask off in the hope of getting some. :bluepill::bluepill::bluepill:
 
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It's reasonable for a man to have standards. It's not a hypocrisy.
 
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NorthernWind said:
It's reasonable for a man to have standards. It's not a hypocrisy.
Most of our standards are based on personality and lifestyle tho, not looks like women. And if IS about looks, It's usually not being fat which is something they can control
 
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A starving, homeless man who refuses to eat literal shit isn't voluntarily hungry.
 
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The official definition of incel is someone who can't have ENJOYABLE SEX.

Saying we can't be incel because of some easy to please standard is like saying we are volcel because we don't have sex with dudes. "Technically", we could fuck dudes, but since we are straight, that would be awful to us and not enjoyable in the slightest.

Btw its 2021 and I still hate the "incel" therm but it is what caught on.
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A starving, homeless man who refuses to eat literal shit isn't voluntarily hungry.
I should make a meme about this.
 
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Stating the obvious and also kek at wearing a cuckmask even if the law says so
When you're a genetic failure like me with severe hayfever and have hemifacial spasms and twitches around my mouth then you'll get why we wear it. Hell I wish I could cover my whole face up because my upper half is the main problem.
 
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Most of our standards are based on personality and lifestyle tho, not looks like women. And if IS about looks, It's usually not being fat which is something they can control
Woman should at least look feminine. I can't stand women with short hair even if they are beautiful.
 
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well now you know how people feel having to look at us.
 
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Yes it’s true and I’m proud to admit it. Why should I, a 5/10 normie tier incel be forced to fuck a 2/10 landwhale pig? Fuck that.

I’ll fuck a 4/10 sure, but anything below that is the opposite of ascension, descension.
 
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Wizcel said:
Okay so would you fuck a 600lb fat whale? No? Okay so you're technically a volcel.

How about a 300lb woman? Half the size of above mentioned woman? No? Then you're technically a volcel.

Would you fuck a sheboon? No? Okay then you're technically a volcel.

Would you fuck a deformed woman? I mean seriously deformed? Like ugly and rotten to look at? No? Volcel.

My point is... At work I have a woman who is occasionally friendly to me. She will say hi and initiate small conversations with me. I thought she was pretty attractive since she had a nice voice and she was slim and fit. Looks like she exercises and eats well and takes care of herself. Well recently I got called for emergency assistance into an office space and it just happened to be in her office. I walk in and she is like "blah blah I got x problem with my computer and it's doing y things because of z reasons." I sit down at her desk and start troubleshooting on her computer(lmao Mac, such a female decision to make) while she sits on the other side of the office. She asks me if it's okay if she can eat while I'm working there since it's her lunch break. I say it's totally fine and for her to go ahead and eat. Well... This is when it happened. She took her mask off... And MY GOD! SHE IS HIDEOUS. Manly jaws, acne damage, thin lips, and etc. I had to fight my urge to gag in disgust and I just looked at the computer and refused to look in her direction until I finished fixing her stupid Mac computer. She continued trying to initiate conversation with me but I just couldn't bring myself to be friendly towards her anymore. I noped the fuck out and said, "Have a good day, bye." and left as quickly as I could. I've seen her a couple times since and I just try and avoid her whenever I see her. Does this make me volcel?

DISCLAIMER, SHE HAS NEVER SEEN MY FACE AND HAS NO IDEA THAT I'M AN UGLY SUBHUMAN SO THIS IS NOT BRAGGING STORY. ALSO I DO NOT THINK SHE WANTS TO FUCK ME OR ANYTHING. SHE IS JUST BEING FRIENDLY TO ME.
The point is that none of them would want to even go out on a date with us

you can’t be picky if you have no options to pick from

if the obese women cannot be picked then you are incel and not picky regardless of whether or not you find her or obese women in general attractive
 
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Dr. Dicklet said:
In 10 years time when you're still a virgin you'll look back and think why tf didn't I try it on...she wasn't that bad. I know because I've experienced this exact situation. Now I'm older, got less hair fatter, my looks match is literally a walrus which I refuse to accept
KEK
 
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Would you fuck a female skeleton? Volcel if you wouldn’t, same logic applies OP.
 

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