Ways to get revenge on couples I see

[whoopiepirate]

I hate seeing people in relationships every-fucking-where I go. I can’t goddamn escape it. They’re probably rubbing it in my face that I’m a single loser. They don’t deserve to be loved, I do.
Are there any ways I can get back at them? I want them to fucking suffer and I will delight in it.

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

Throw juice or shit on them lol

 

[NearEnd]

 

[Logic55]

Insult the foid in front of her bf. For example, when you see a foid with her bf call her a "slut" "whore" or another mean name

 

[Logic55]

Or you can go up the foid and ask her "how many guys did you fuck before you met your bf?"
The bf will be triggered, lol

 

[whoopiepirate]

Throw juice or shit on them lol

I actually have a bag of frozen chicken guts cause I’m cleaning out my freezer. I was gonna put a note in the bag saying “I hope your fat stupid f’ing ugly wife gets RAPED.” And then throw it on their balcony.

 

[cleftpalatecel]

To really get on a becky's nerves, tell the bf he deserves better

 

[whoopiepirate]

I wish I could just beat Becky up.

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

I actually have a bag of frozen chicken guts cause I’m cleaning out my freezer. I was gonna put a note in the bag saying “I hope your fat stupid f’ing ugly wife gets RAPED.” And then throw it on their balcony.

You better use eggs, they smell awful

 

[Karakol96]

throw hot coffee or hot water with sugar on them in skyrim

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Ignore them, GrAY

 

[whoopiepirate]

these suggestions are really helping guys, I’m having a fun time imagining them and not getting myself into legal trouble for real.

 

[whoopiepirate]

Ignore them, GrAY

Yeah, I would like to not enact these revenge ways in real life, but I just get so angry that they always remind me that I’m a piece of shit that doesn’t deserve love even though they do.

 

[VλREN]

>buy a 5$ chesse and crackers lunchable
> take out the ham
>throw the ham at them

Works every time

 

[VλREN]

Ignore them, GrAY

You can’t theses fuckers rub it in everyone’s face

 

[VλREN]

Throw juice or shit on them lol

ERmaxing

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

ERmaxing

i don't want to get banned so yeah in minecraft

 

[VλREN]

i don't want to get banned so yeah in minecraft

This isn’t Reddit You won’t get banned GrAY

 

[whoopiepirate]

i don't want to get banned so yeah in minecraft

Exactly. Or in GTA V.

 

[pedrolopezwasright]

This isn’t Reddit You won’t get banned GrAY

i thought they have rules against advocating for going ER

 

[basedcrackaddict]

 

[VλREN]

i thought they have rules against advocating for going ER

Warnings for fed posting is random, probably depends on the mod

I got a 20% for saying and I quote “having a gf is cucked just shoot them” but I’ve seen more edgy stuff then that with no warnings so it’s random.

 

[1nc3l1us]

There's only one way...

 

[whoopiepirate]

Based