JFL Watch Todd Thundercock play Legend of Zelda on NES for me if you’re bored!

[Fat Link]

Watch Todd suffer as I didn’t warn him about the first Zelda’s shitty menu system before he began playing it!

See Tawd? This is part of the reason why I specifically asked for you to do Zelda: ALTTP instead ie the entire game is much smoother and ironed out as a Super Nintendo game and should be easier for you to get into in all ways.

Yet I do appreciate your LOZ NES play through attempt regardless and surprisingly people he did better with the game’s combat than I think either of us thought he would.

Which actually fit quite well with my idea that he’d be good at early Zelda games (the ones that are how Zelda is supposed to be ie arcade combat focused and not being a series of shitty puzzles with scant combat as the hack Aonuma has turned it into in modern times).

Tragically I slept through his live play through but at least thanks to the power of the internets I and we can all catch it now.

View: https://www.youtube.com/live/JiMmbcmKZZ0?si=aI0hO7AHE7K2Ynb5

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I thought you might be asleep then as you're often shitposting here in the middle of the night sexting with Selkie.

I had the most trouble setting my name.

 

[Fat Link]

Poetry time!

Selkie is a crazy as hell kangaroo
Tawd is a NEET Nigger Jiggaboo

James Tawd’s friend
wishes he could fuck Donna
But if he thinks she’ll put out
He must be smoking that marijuanna

Tawd is the best
Here to impress
Fighting Rowan Gannon
In the Hyrule depths

Fat Link is a lazy fat green little man
That made Tawd play Zelda as the @Master plan

Naama Kates laughs
As Tawd repeatedly dies
Then heads off to McDonald’s
For a Coke and some fries

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Worthy of a pin in Inceldom Discussion, indeed.

Also, I'm a Burger King guy. Only because I can walk there and they have better app deals.

 

[Fat Link]

You’re lucky to still have one of those Tawd as mine either shut down due to the Covid hoax or I think I saw a Jews news story about them shutting down and closing a certain amount of their restaurants perhaps shortly before the hoax really ramped up due to poor nationwide sales for the entire chain/franchise etc.

Anyway the reason I’m sad is not for the loss of their charbroiled or flame broiled grilled burgers flavor as while I could occasionally tolerate it, in general I fuckin HATED that shitty flavor for a burger.

(It’s nowhere near as bad or as much of a sacrilege as putting disgusting mayo or pickles on a burger but still…)

No. What “I” am sad about in regards to my local Burger Kang shutting down is now I can no longer get their excellent original chicken sandwich which I would always order one or two of them plain with large fries and Coke but take home and slather ketchup on them for a pretty tasty meal.

If you’d like to relive the glory days for me and order some yourself remember to say the word original in your order and that the sandwich comes in the form of a small submarine sandwhich shape which I feel I must point out to you autistically because IIRC they may have other chicken burger/sandwhich offerings that are not the exact one I would always order when my parents forced me to go there with them as a fat little boy instead of my preferred and beloved McDonalds.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

BK has Original Sandwiches for free sometimes with a $1 purchase. I always get them then. Replace mayo cum with mustard. Everything needs mustard.

I usually just get the weekly free fries, though. I need to remember to walk and get them tomorrow.

 

[Fat Link]

BK has Original Sandwiches for free sometimes with a $1 purchase. I always get them then. Replace mayo cum with mustard. Everything needs mustard.

I usually just get the weekly free fries, though. I need to remember to walk and get them tomorrow.

I like the taste of their fries initially but found out they would make me develop cotton mouth strangely enough sometime after having consumed them.

You notice this too or no?

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I like the taste of their fries initially but found out they would make me develop cotton mouth strangely enough sometime after having consumed them.

You notice this too or no?

Overly salty things do that sometimes. I usually end up drinking my liters of water with them.

 

[BPJ]

this is awesome

 

[Stupid Clown]

Zelda 1 isn't as hard as people say it is. You can easily beat the game without a guide as you check every corner of the map. Zelda 2 is the one that's borderline unplayable.

 

[Sheogorath]

sorry I'd rather watch an e-girl vtuber do it who has a nice voice, you're all homosexuals

that said - can I leach some of todd's YT viewers for my 0-view twitch streams? I'll even let you pick the fucking game IDGAF