Brutal Wasted money on an Uber for a catfish escort

[gymcellragefuel]

Spent £20 on Ubers in total. Went, she opened the door and it stank of weed. I immediately notice she has no tits whatsoever and had tattoos all over her body and she was on the phone. She was speaking Spanish and is probably an illegal bitch. I walked out and went back home immediately. And I feel so shit. I was horny but now I feel disgusting.

 

[Starfish]

escorts are fbi agents

 

[HeinzKell]

you even have spanish illegals in the uk? that sucks

 

[gymcellragefuel]

you even have spanish illegals in the uk? that sucks

Brazilian to be specific. We don’t have many but I guess most of them just live off prostitution

 

[Emba]

Brazilian to be specific. We don’t have many but I guess most of them just live off prostitution

Portuguese then...

 

[KING NOTHING]

Should've killed her mang.

 

[psyop]

you even have spanish illegals in the uk? that sucks

Prostitute sites here are full of Brazilians

 

[psyop]

Go to a British one next time

 

[Grodd]

Should have bashed her head against the wall repeatedly

 

[gymcellragefuel]

Go to a British one next time

How do you get over the feeling of disgust

 

[GeorgeSears]

Should have bashed her head against the wall repeatedly

 

[gymcellragefuel]

Should have bashed her head against the wall repeatedly

She was offended that I walked out without saying a word. She said “lovely” sarcastically

 

[FuckTheFBI]

escorts are fbi agents

Either (the hot ones) glowniggers or the ugly ones are legit

 

[FuckTheFBI]

I wish you luck on your next escortmaxxing journey, I stopped escortmaxxing for my own sake but good luck mang!

 

[gymcellragefuel]

I wish you luck on your next escortmaxxing journey, I stopped escortmaxxing for my own sake but good luck mang!

I want to vomit I don’t think I will go near those rotten whores again. It’s impossible for me to get over it

 

[FuckTheFBI]

I want to vomit I don’t think I will go near those rotten whores again. It’s impossible for me to get over it

Have you tried massage parlors yet?

 

[gymcellragefuel]

Have you tried massage parlors yet?

But are there any with attractive foids only?

 

[psyop]

How do you get over the feeling of disgust

I’ve never escortmaxxed. Was contemplating it a while back and read up about it but all the ones in my area are fat and old so never went through with it

 

[FuckTheFBI]

But are there any with attractive foids only?

Its kinda like russian roullete unfortunately. Massage parlors you are at least unlikely to get caught and I got some pretty decent looking prostitutes.

 

[gymcellragefuel]

Its kinda like russian roullete unfortunately. Massage parlors you are at least unlikely to get caught and I got some pretty decent looking prostitutes.

Brutal. I don’t want some old hag touching me

 

[HeinzKell]

Prostitute sites here are full of Brazilians

Brazilian to be specific. We don’t have many but I guess most of them just live off prostitution

I'd say just find a Brazilian prostitute with a nice ass but all of them are trying to get a green card by fucking chads. It's not looking hopeful for you blokes

 

[FuckTheFBI]

Brutal. I don’t want some old hag touching me

The oldest one I got was 40 and it sucked ass

The youngest I got was late 20s and she had massive tits

 

[gymcellragefuel]

The youngest I got was late 20s and she had massive tits

That’s heaven tbh. I love big tits. Foids who have bigger tits are always so much more feminine too

 

[Grodd]

She was offended that I walked out without saying a word. She said “lovely” sarcastically

Stupid whore