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was on a lecture first time since 1,5 years, 2 chicks smiled at me and my friend

dr-problematic

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i applied to masters degree, we have lectures now, there was a cute chick looking a bit middler eastern and her friend, when we came into the class room they checked us out and then through the lecture gave us some side looks and shit.

after the lecture, i saw them in the hall, when on seasts they looked normal, but when standing up turned out they are fucking short asses, like 160 cms or some shit. Id nail both.

Came up to them, said some random shit, they didnt understand cuz i spoke too fast, i said nevermind they smiled or some shit and we bounced with friend. 

lol @ all the young clowns here, who are in college and cant get laid. its a fucking pussy paradise.
 
Fakecels like OP must be purged
 
KyloRen said:
Fakecels like OP must be purged

24 khhv, all kids under 22 should leave this forum
 
dr-problematic said:
i applied to masters degree, we have lectures now, there was a cute chick looking a bit middler eastern and her friend, when we came into the class room they checked us out and then through the lecture gave us some side looks and shit.

after the lecture, i saw them in the hall, when on seasts they looked normal, but when standing up turned out they are fucking short asses, like 160 cms or some shit. Id nail both.

Came up to them, said some random shit, they didnt understand cuz i spoke too fast, i said nevermind they smiled or some shit and we bounced with friend. 

lol @ all the young clowns here, who are in college and cant get laid. its a fucking pussy paradise.

If ur applying for a masters and then suddenly exist u are BETABUX
 
dr-problematic said:
24 khhv, all kids under 22 should leave this forum
>He thinks not all Chads and normies get laid before they turn 18.
Shut the fuck up.
 
Jockcel said:
>He thinks not all Chads and normies get laid before they turn 18.
Shut the fuck up.

for males it becomes more common to lose their v later in adult years, specially considering u r still gona go through college after school.

dumb cunt.
 
You didn't get laid so what are you happy about?

6 years in college and I only met 1 girl. I approached over 20 girls in my uni and they all cut me off after 5 seconds of talk. Thye are all taken.
 
incelman said:
You didn't get laid so what are you happy about?

6 years in college and I only met 1 girl. I approached over 20 girls in my uni and they all cut me off after 5 seconds of talk. Thye are all taken.

im not happy about shit, life is fucked

im saying when u r in uni there are too many opportunities, when i was yonger i didnt realize, didnt approach and else
 
dr-problematic said:
im not happy about shit, life is fucked

im saying when u r in uni there are too many opportunities, when i was yonger i didnt realize, didnt approach and else

There are no opportunities if you are ugly. Approaching is bullshit, I can confirm.
 
incelman said:
There are no opportunities if you are ugly. Approaching is bullshit, I can confirm.

u gotta have game if u r avg, u cant just come and say: hey, babe, u look cute, lets fuck tonight?

so sayin i tried approachin isnt correct at all, it depends on the quality
 
dr-problematic said:
u gotta have game if u r avg, u cant just come and say: hey, babe, u look cute, lets fuck tonight?

so sayin i tried approachin isnt correct at all, it depends on the quality

I guess I'm subhuman then.
 
incelman said:
I guess I'm subhuman then.

with what lines did u usually tried to approach chicks @ uni


DankIncel said:
Good Luck Brethren

they had 10 bfs by this time anyways, and around 1k sex acts. its over
 
dr-problematic said:
with what lines did u usually tried to approach chicks @ uni



they had 10 bfs by this time anyways, and around 1k sex acts. its over



I just asked them about lessons or say hello to them or ask them how they are doing. It doesn't matter tbh. If she likes you then anything will work
 
dr-problematic said:
with what lines did u usually tried to approach chicks @ uni



they had 10 bfs by this time anyways, and around 1k sex acts. its over



So you wwouldn't try your best to score sex with them? Volcel much?
 
DankIncel said:
So you wwouldn't try your best to score sex with them? Volcel much?

yeah, i think im forever mentally broken and partially volcel


incelman said:
I just asked them about lessons or say hello to them or ask them how they are doing. It doesn't matter tbh. If she likes you then anything will work

yeah, if u r goodlooking shell want to fuck regardless, but if avg, have to have sense of humor and shit like that
 
dr-problematic said:
yeah, i think im forever mentally broken and partially volcel



yeah, if u r goodlooking shell want to fuck regardless, but if avg, have to have sense and shit like that



10 seconds at max
 
dr-problematic said:
yeah, i think im forever mentally broken and partially volcel



yeah, if u r goodlooking shell want to fuck regardless, but if avg, have to have sense of humor and shit like that



Mods! Ban this volcel!
 
dr-problematic said:
24 khhv, its over as it ever was

Of course it will be over if don't looksmax and try your best with Femoids below your lookslevel.

AND OF COURSE IT WILL BE OVER IF YOU DON'T EVEN APPROACH FEMOIDS THAT GIVE YOU HINTS! YOU FUCKING FAILED NORMIE!
 
You should ve asked her number.
 
Is your friend good looking? It can be the only answer.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
Is your friend good looking? It can be the only answer.

well yea, they might have been looking at him actually, cuz hes a slayer


bkdreamkb said:
You should ve asked her number.

will have a lot of time, would look desperate if id done it first time i saw her
 
dr-problematic said:

mHM3DMk.gif
 
7339er said:

game = inbred sense of humor and high level social awareness

its over for currys
 

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