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Do any of you guys think Jesus was an ugly yet based arabcel whose inceldom caused him to be so mentally ill that he thought he was literally God and took the white pill?
 
He was a volcel.
 
Sophia was his bitch. He made passionate dirty love to her, that's what the whole life of Christ was about, namely about the intimate union of earthly man and Sophia.
 
Idk but telling other people that he was G*d landed him on a cross
 
"Jesus" is just a Judeo corrupted version of the Buddha story. When Alexander the Great's empire became known as the Hellenistic World, ideas from India traveled west just as there's evidence of Greek art in modern day Pakistan.
 
Idk but it's over for Walkonwatercels.
 
"Jesus" is just a Judeo corrupted version of the Buddha story. When Alexander the Great's empire became known as the Hellenistic World, ideas from India traveled west just as there's evidence of Greek art in modern day Pakistan.

nigga shut up

Idk but it's over for Walkonwatercels.

yea tbh
 
He was a volcel rape baby cuck.
 
Jesus was a faggot, always surrounded by men.
 
He was an incarnation of vishnu
 
Sophia was his bitch. He made passionate dirty love to her, that's what the whole life of Christ was about, namely about the intimate union of earthly man and Sophia.
We dont know that

If Jesus was real and satanism is legit, they're going to smear his name in the mud in every way they can.

A true man of God following the Laws of God would not have unmarital sex.

I believe Jesus Christ was nailed to the cross a bonafide virgin.
 
Volcel and Incel at the same time.
 
Jesus got Mary Magdalene so no, he was a chaddam.
 
Nah he was volcel. They can't be incel thanks to Godmaxxing
 
and a Canaanite... and a Prince of Persia.

Ancient Carthage

Augustine of Hippo is generally considered the last major ancient writer to have some knowledge of Punic and is considered the "primary source on the survival of [late] Punic". According to him, Punic was still spoken in his region (Northern Africa) in the 5th century, centuries after the fall of Carthage, and there were still people who called themselves "chanani" (Canaanite: Carthaginian) at that time.

Some of the old maps name Canaan as “chanaan”

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Jesus died a virgin, because only a sinless virgin is pure enough to be a worthy sacrifice for our sins.

The Bible clearly states that being with a woman defiles you:

“And they were singing a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures and before the elders. No one could learn that song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth. For it is these who have not defiled themselves with women, for they are virgins. It is these who follow the Lamb wherever he goes. These have been redeemed from mankind as firstfruits for God and the Lamb, and in their mouth no lie was found, for they are blameless.“
"Jesus" is just a Judeo corrupted version of the Buddha story. When Alexander the Great's empire became known as the Hellenistic World, ideas from India traveled west just as there's evidence of Greek art in modern day Pakistan.
Except there is physical historical evidence that Jesus existed, jfl!
 
Ancient Carthage

Augustine of Hippo is generally considered the last major ancient writer to have some knowledge of Punic and is considered the "primary source on the survival of [late] Punic". According to him, Punic was still spoken in his region (Northern Africa) in the 5th century, centuries after the fall of Carthage, and there were still people who called themselves "chanani" (Canaanite: Carthaginian) at that time.

Some of the old maps name Canaan as “chanaan”

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There is a lot of Canaanite lore and ritual in Christianity. Jesus spoke Aramaic too, the language that Ba'alists in the region spoke. He would have had knowledge of Persian religion as well.
 
yes. they had to make him whiter and more chad looking so people can see him as holy
 
Messiah or Moshiach (meshech: מֶ֫שֶׁך‎ mešeḵ "price" or "precious").

Jesus' original name was Yeshua. Jews did not recognize him as Moshia.

Gog, of the land of Magog, chief prince of Meshek (meskheth). Today’s Meskheti (moschia in ancient sources).

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Jesus died a virgin, because only a sinless virgin is pure enough to be a worthy sacrifice for our sins.

The Bible clearly states that being with a woman defiles you:

“And they were singing a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures and before the elders. No one could learn that song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth. For it is these who have not defiled themselves with women, for they are virgins. It is these who follow the Lamb wherever he goes. These have been redeemed from mankind as firstfruits for God and the Lamb, and in their mouth no lie was found, for they are blameless.“

Except there is physical historical evidence that Jesus existed, jfl!
Lmao this

Jesus Christ regarded as the Perfect Being, could only be Perfect by putting away the lust and wants of the human body.
 
He followed all the commandments and died without sin, for that he had to be virgin.
 
I don't think he ever existed. All religions stem from mythmaking and Christianity is not an exception. People wanted to believe someone will save them while the Roman world they knew was crumbling all around them, destroyed by civil wars, foreign invasions, famines and epidemics. Christianity was a good cope for slaves, urban poor and the huddled masses of the Late Roman Empire. You're dirt poor in life? Don't worry little buddy you will get your reward in the afterlife. After all, it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. You don't have Roman citizenship? No worries. My kingdom is not of this world. You feel like an outcast among strangers? Downtrodden and misunderstood? Think about it this way; there is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. After the religion got going, the Roman elites used it to try to hold together their multicultural Empire heavily divided on ethnic lines. They tried before with the cult of Sol Invictus but it didn't work out that well.
 
Would anyone have believed his bullshit if he was some ugly fucker?
 
Yes he wqs a schizo. Its over for him.
 
He was asexual
 
Jesus was not white, he was a shit-skinned street-shitting ethnic Jew hobo from the modern day Palestine, so he must be a truecel.

He might be an escortcel too.

"Jesus" is just a Judeo corrupted version of the Buddha story. When Alexander the Great's empire became known as the Hellenistic World, ideas from India traveled west just as there's evidence of Greek art in modern day Pakistan.

Interesting, source?
 
He was the classic example of a volcel.
 
Interesting, source?

It's an old-timey idea that I came across reading quotes from historian/philosopher Will Durant:


India was the motherland of our race, and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages: she was the mother of our philosophy; mother, through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics; mother, through the Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity; mother, through the village community, of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.

The Durant quote is misleading though since what he really means is Buddhist influence on Jesus not Christianity, which can't really be separated from the idea of "khristos" which is a Greek word meaning "messiah" an tied to Judaism. The influence of Buddhism is supposedly manifested in the Gnostics and their "teacher of righteousness" who is often taken by folklorists as the basis for the Jesus character.

Mix Buddhist teachings with a Western hero arch plus some Jewish backstory and you end up with Jesus. Professor Alan Dundes describes how Jesus conforms to other "hero" stories:

 
Asexual transcended being
 
No jesus was not incel. Incel implies the want of sex but denial of it.
 
Um, Jesus could have done anything if he wanted to.
 

Sophia was his bitch. He made passionate dirty love to her, that's what the whole life of Christ was about, namely about the intimate union of earthly man and Sophia.
There is a lot of Canaanite lore and ritual in Christianity. Jesus spoke Aramaic too, the language that Ba'alists in the region spoke. He would have had knowledge of Persian religion as well.
Jesus died a virgin, because only a sinless virgin is pure enough to be a worthy sacrifice for our sins.

The Bible clearly states that being with a woman defiles you:

“And they were singing a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures and before the elders. No one could learn that song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth. For it is these who have not defiled themselves with women, for they are virgins. It is these who follow the Lamb wherever he goes. These have been redeemed from mankind as firstfruits for God and the Lamb, and in their mouth no lie was found, for they are blameless.“

Except there is physical historical evidence that Jesus existed, jfl!
Messiah or Moshiach (meshech: מֶ֫שֶׁך‎ mešeḵ "price" or "precious").

Jesus' original name was Yeshua. Jews did not recognize him as Moshia.

Gog, of the land of Magog, chief prince of Meshek (meskheth). Today’s Meskheti (moschia in ancient sources).

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I don't think he ever existed. All religions stem from mythmaking and Christianity is not an exception. People wanted to believe someone will save them while the Roman world they knew was crumbling all around them, destroyed by civil wars, foreign invasions, famines and epidemics. Christianity was a good cope for slaves, urban poor and the huddled masses of the Late Roman Empire. You're dirt poor in life? Don't worry little buddy you will get your reward in the afterlife. After all, it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. You don't have Roman citizenship? No worries. My kingdom is not of this world. You feel like an outcast among strangers? Downtrodden and misunderstood? Think about it this way; there is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. After the religion got going, the Roman elites used it to try to hold together their multicultural Empire heavily divided on ethnic lines. They tried before with the cult of Sol Invictus but it didn't work out that well.
Jesus was not white, he was a shit-skinned street-shitting ethnic Jew hobo from the modern day Palestine, so he must be a truecel.

He might be an escortcel too.



Interesting, source?
Egyptian jew.
It's an old-timey idea that I came across reading quotes from historian/philosopher Will Durant:




The Durant quote is misleading though since what he really means is Buddhist influence on Jesus not Christianity, which can't really be separated from the idea of "khristos" which is a Greek word meaning "messiah" an tied to Judaism. The influence of Buddhism is supposedly manifested in the Gnostics and their "teacher of righteousness" who is often taken by folklorists as the basis for the Jesus character.

Mix Buddhist teachings with a Western hero arch plus some Jewish backstory and you end up with Jesus. Professor Alan Dundes describes how Jesus conforms to other "hero" stories:


Who knows...
 
Above I meant the Essenes who had a Teacher of Righteousness, not Gnostics.
 
You're low Iq if you believe he ever existed
 
Do you really believe that the son of God could be incel?

BTW cult leaders have orgies all the time.
 
He better be or he'll never understand my pain
 

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