It's Over Was asked at the doctor whether I have a gf.

[Personalityinkwell]

Damn boi you must look like a chad ıf he/she assumes that gtfo of here.

I wish bro. although the ethnic copers would want me out

 

[Deleted member 24272]

Why can't they just be happy with their lives and leave us alone at least?

They need to feel special,they need a lower class to flex on,they wıll not have sex wıth you but they want to watch you suffer as you make awkward attempts to get sex so they can make fun out of you.

 

[childhoodmemories]

Damn. My doctor just calls me fat.

Same here. Every time. I guess no point to ask a stinky fatcel about gf then.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

same thing tbh. mine went so far as to advise me to get one to "calm me down" because i had a high blood pressure when she measured it.

They're out of touch. They'll never realize how easy they have it about everything.

 

[ChinaCurry]

just say yes and pretend you're a betabuxer, give them a taste of their own medicine, say yeah sure! and act like you're in a perfect relationship, if they think it's weird they're admitting the blackpill

It's probably easy to fuck this up if you are a virgin. Reminds me of the scene in 40yr old virgin where the dude tries to fraud he's got laid in the past but fucks up and his boys all bust him

 

[Wristlet 2]

It's probably easy to fuck this up if you are a virgin. Reminds me of the scene in 40yr old virgin where the dude tries to fraud he's got laid in the past but fucks up and his boys all bust him

i havent watched the movie but that's a comedy, its expected that the guy in it would fuck it up, but in reality, i mean, how hard can it be?

 

[universallyabhorred]

Should have told her you were gay and she was being homophobic and insensitive, for expecting you to have a girlfriend.

 

[MaxZM98]

I'm almost 20, by now I have reached the age where having a relationship is a standard and you're a weirdo if you're not in one. AAAAGGGHHH IM GONNA ROPE.

lol here i am at 21

 

[gymletethnicel]

lol here i am at 21

Don't worry buddy boyo, at 21 I'll also be an inkely inkel as will I be when I am 31 and 41.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Say that you have a harem of hoes that you slay, and that monogamy is for old, fat bitches and beta cucks.

 

[Uglyme]

"Bitch, do I look like I have one" that would've been my answer

 

[based_meme]

How did you maintain composure? I would have just burst out laughing and asked if she was joking. Then I'd ask if she's seen my face.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Damn, you too?? I also dont have a gf

 

[Gymcelled]

It was like she was making fun of me. Of course I fucking don't, have you looked at my height, race and face?
I just said "I definitely do not" with a smile on my face, pretending I'm a volcel.

It was so fucking brutal. I'm almost 20, by now I have reached the age where having a relationship is a standard and you're a weirdo if you're not in one. AAAAGGGHHH IM GONNA ROPE.

I haven't been asked in years. Everyone can tell I think. Mid 20s. It sucks

The doctor said to me at 22 "I assume you've copulated with females"

Yeah fucking right just pass the rope please

Was it for an STD check or something?