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Serious want to ask out my oneitis tomorrow. Need advice

imbored21

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I have told myself I was going to ask her out probably 15 times and every time my inhibited mind doesn't let me. She is a prostitute. I am going to go to her hotel room tomorrow. When do I ask her out and how do I do it?? Do I just say "do you want to go out with me?" the second I walk in?? Should I wait for it to come up in conversation like "What are your plans for the weekends?" and then be like "I dunno, want to see a movie with me?"???? Do I have sex with her first? Do I wait till the end so if she rejects me it's less awkward?? If I do it at the beginning and she rejects me do I just leave or do I stay the full hour?? Can I see her again if I get rejected??

My inhibitions are so high I don't think I can do it. I need help.
 
JFL man don't ask out a prostitute.
 
Advice: don't. But if you do, ask her if she wants to get food afterwards, but before you fuck. if she says no fuck her hard and cum in her mouth, then never talk to her again. She is going to say no though, especially considering you literally pay her to hangout with you.
 
She is already being paid by you,why would she go on a date with you?
But anyway try to ask in a non autistic non out of the blue way.so if she says no its not you just standing there like a subhuman fuck.
 
She is already being paid by you,why would she go on a date with you?
But anyway try to ask in a non autistic non out of the blue way.so if she says no its not you just standing there like a subhuman fuck.
can you give me an example?? I am autistic and need detailed step by step instructions.
 
can you give me an example?? I am autistic and need detailed step by step instructions.
"Hey, want to go get some food at *place restaurant name here* after this?"

Already have a location prepared, and a potential backup location in case shes a cunt. movies offer no chance for conversation and are generally a waste of time. also make sure the food is quick and not a fancy sit down place you cuck
 
you don't do it.
 
Advice: don't. But if you do, ask her if she wants to get food afterwards, but before you fuck. if she says no fuck her hard and cum in her mouth, then never talk to her again. She is going to say no though, especially considering you literally pay her to hangout with you.
ok what if she says yes and we get food after? How do I get her number and make it known that I want to go on more unpaid dates in the future?? I only have her pimp's number.
 
dont listen to these guys try it i'd just say have a normal conversation then try to slip in the asking out part i've never gotten it to work but thats because im an ugly subhuman
 
She will go out with you to movies if you pay her since she a hooker.
 
can you give me an example?? I am autistic and need detailed step by step instructions.
Say "I was wondering if you would want to go out with me, not as a paid situations, but more as a date so we can get to know each other better".
 
ok what if she says yes and we get food after? How do I get her number and make it known that I want to go on unpaid dates in the future?? I only have her pimp's number.
Do you know her real name or anything like that? I would try and obtain her personal number first. If she won't even give that to you its a bad sign off the bat.

If she says yes, just be calm and walk with her to the place. make sure its closeby too, so you don't have to spend too much time walking. I'm assuming you have spoken to her a little bit as you said you've had sex with her a few times. Ask about her plans for the future, hookers never want to be doing what they are doing, and they always have a story about how they want to improve their life in X way.

By inviting her out to food, you are already making it clear your objectives. So if she turns you down its obvious she doesn't want anything beyond a business relationship. another thing you might want to consider is if she has another appt afterwards with a client.
 
can you give me an example?? I am autistic and need detailed step by step instructions.
I'm a fucking subhuman incel,I don't know shit about an actual conversation.
 
Say "I was wondering if you would want to go out with me, not as a paid situations, but more as a date so we can get to know each other better".
Don't say that. You will sound weak and cucked. Unnecessary. Inviting her out to food is good enough.
 
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Here's some advice, don't ask an incel forum for dating advice
 
Don't do it unless you're willing to find another prostitute. It would just be too awkward to keep seeing her.

Here's some advice, don't ask an incel forum for dating advice
This is exactly the place you'd want to ask. Everywhere else they'd give you nonsense advice, "bee yourself"
 
What is her looks rating and what is yours? It might not be worth it if the difference is too great
 
Do you know her real name or anything like that? I would try and obtain her personal number first. If she won't even give that to you its a bad sign off the bat.

If she says yes, just be calm and walk with her to the place. make sure its closeby too, so you don't have to spend too much time walking. I'm assuming you have spoken to her a little bit as you said you've had sex with her a few times. Ask about her plans for the future, hookers never want to be doing what they are doing, and they always have a story about how they want to improve their life in X way.

By inviting her out to food, you are already making it clear your objectives. So if she turns you down its obvious she doesn't want anything beyond a business relationship. another thing you might want to consider is if she has another appt afterwards with a client.
I won't be able to obtain her phone number without asking her out. Thanks for the advice.
What is her looks rating and what is yours? It might not be worth it if the difference is too great
she's a 6 and I'm a 4.
Don't do it unless you're willing to find another prostitute. It would just be too awkward to keep seeing her.


This is exactly the place you'd want to ask. Everywhere else they'd give you nonsense advice, "bee yourself"
i have backup
 
lol @ ppl giving you advice. fakecels detected.
 
Hookers don't do fancy shmancy lover boy, buying her flowers and cakes bullshit atleast not initially these type of people have crippling insecurities that they take out on other people and in their youth initially thought that by being slutty it gave them validation but now are so far down the rabbit hole their mental process atleast with regards to men are almost as bad as the hatred a lot of incels have towards women (ie. They just want sex, He gone cheat on me the first change he get with a women with less baggage, I'm not good enough or too far gone for a normal life). They are people that have been defeated in life and feel vulnerable so they lash out constantly so only a strong willed man that is willing to over look her past and put up with tons of problems in the future all at the same time constantly needing to reassure to her that you truly lover her, and is possibly addicted to drugs and suffering from withdrawls and possibly already unable to have children. Even once you get her to a point where she seems like a normal house wife her natural hypergomous tenedencies as a female will take over and you're back at square one once Tyrone says "Wazz up." There's a reason the song is called "These Ho's ain't loyal" instead of "These ho's treat me good and I live a fullfilling life" the juice ain't worth the squeeze.
 
I won't be able to obtain her phone number without asking her out. Thanks for the advice.

she's a 6 and I'm a 4.

i have backup
Damn....... I hate to break it to you but the odds are very much against you. Just dress as best as you can, out on good cologne, get a fresh haircut, shower etc. (I know they're memes just bear with me) but those things will not bring your looks rating up by much at all. Do all that for maximum chance. Maybe take a few shots of liquor 1.5 hours beforehand. Just being realistic.
 
Please; do not ask this woman for anything except what you paid for. You are literally falling for the meme at this point - these women are paid to fake a connection with you.

You will get an answer like "i'm busy" or a flat out "no" and you will feel crushed because you will think "even a whore doesn't want me".
If you do actually do this - you are a massive fucking cuck. JFL.
 
You're likely to get blacklisted by her if you do this. So, don't do it.
 

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