[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]No children. . No previous romantic entanglements. . Zero chance of catching awful diseases. . Zero pregnancy risk. . No snoring. No nagging. . No complaining. No hypergamy. . No screaming. .No misandry. . No false rape accusations. . No jealousy. . No arrogance. . No shaming. . No hogging covers. . No tossing and turning. . No in-laws. . No committee of a-hole girlfriends. . No manipulation. No entitlement attitude. . No ego. . No expectations. No drama. . Inexpensive to maintain. No shit tests. . No narcissism. . No materialism. . No deception. . No gold-digging. . No attention-whoring. . No SSRIs. . No addictions. . No debt. . No silent treatments. . No frame or game needed to approach or interact. . No social media accounts. . No selfies. . No monthly cycles. . No monkey-branching. . No shopping. . No jealousy. . No lies. [/font]
