waking up to a cockroach on your bed is the most disgusting thing ever

[inceloser]

why do i only attract bugs. i wouldnt mind if it was a spider because i know spiders are clean and they kill the bugs i dont like for me (mosquitos, flies, etc). but a god damn roach? what the hell. the worse thing is that i have a net for mosquitos and im wondering how the cockroach got INSIDE the net while i was sleeping.
and everytime i try to get it to fuck off it stays still and doesnt move and its just on the net like that.
i dont even want to think about how many times a cockroach has probably crawled all over my body and face while i was asleep.

 

[FakeFakecel]

get your fucking maid to clean your house or do it yourself nigga

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

The roach can smell the subhumanity radiating from your body, so it fells a sense of belonging. So it sees you as a friend of somesort.

 

[based_meme]

Read the title and thought you fucked a Turkish whore, tbhngldedsrs.

 

[Zetta]

Read the title and thought you fucked a Turkish whore, tbhngldedsrs.

same

 

[glowIntheDark]

Well atleast you didn't find half a roach. Tat would be worse

 

[wereq]

why do i only attract bugs. i wouldnt mind if it was a spider because i know spiders are clean and they kill the bugs i dont like for me (mosquitos, flies, etc). but a god damn roach? what the hell. the worse thing is that i have a net for mosquitos and im wondering how the cockroach got INSIDE the net while i was sleeping.
and everytime i try to get it to fuck off it stays still and doesnt move and its just on the net like that.
i dont even want to think about how many times a cockroach has probably crawled all over my body and face while i was asleep.

Sleep inside a mosquito net. Call pest control.

 

[asocialcel]

Brutal. The other day i saw a cockroach and screamed and ran away

 

[Friezacel]

Get some cockroach traps

 

[kay']

Was the cockroach a female

 

[Chuddy]

nigga I would blow the whole house up if there was cockroaches in it (in gta) (only the cockroaches get hurt)

 

[DonezoTheClown]

That's one of my fears, like a spider or a rat crawling on me when I'm sleeping. These fucking normies used to spread this urban myth that in your life time you'd eat a certain amount of spiders in your sleep and it fucked with my head.

But you have a maid, your house should be pristine or you should fire her.

 

[inceloser]

Was the cockroach a female

how do i tell

That's one of my fears, like a spider or a rat crawling on me when I'm sleeping. These fucking normies used to spread this urban myth that in your life time you'd eat a certain amount of spiders in your sleep and it fucked with my head.

But you have a maid, your house should be pristine or you should fire her.

the cockroaches started every since we got a new stove, the cockroaches actually come out of the stove where the fire starts. so theyre living inside the damn stove.

Sleep inside a mosquito net. Call pest control.

i already sleep inside a mosquito net it cralwed on the inside of it. idk how

 

[kay']

how do i tell

C u in ban appeals

 

[inceloser]

C u in ban appeals

?

 

[Linesnap99]

clean house.

 

[Cock'nBalls]

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