Lefterio13
no guts no glory
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- Nov 8, 2017
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i go for coffee with my manlet friend and when we sit down i start blowing air to me face with the menu cause it was hot
waitress comes: wtf are you really feeling hot rn haha
me: it must be cause of the roids
waitress: oh my god are you really putting those stuff in you, why would you do that they are dangerous. and i dont like buff guys either, i avoid X beach (popular beach full of roided chads here) because all the guys are show-offs and i cant stand it
i started raging from the bullshit
then she bringed us the coffees and kept on talking about how she knows a guy that is buff but its because he eats healthy and avoid foods with conservatives (LMAO)
i was literally loling hard at her and couldnt even say a word against all those bs
she was also touching my shoulder and bicep, a few years ago i would probably consider it somewhat an ioi and get a boner, but now i was just wondering wtf is going on
then she finished all the bullshit she had to say and told me "lose some weight and i will get you 5 girlfriends haha". I "WONDER" HOW SHE KNEW I WAS SINGLE. LMAO
then the bitch came for us to pay her and she "forgot" to give me the change (around 2 euro) but i didnt say anything of course
tldr: if femoids "assume" youre single its over for you
waitress comes: wtf are you really feeling hot rn haha
me: it must be cause of the roids
waitress: oh my god are you really putting those stuff in you, why would you do that they are dangerous. and i dont like buff guys either, i avoid X beach (popular beach full of roided chads here) because all the guys are show-offs and i cant stand it
i started raging from the bullshit
then she bringed us the coffees and kept on talking about how she knows a guy that is buff but its because he eats healthy and avoid foods with conservatives (LMAO)
i was literally loling hard at her and couldnt even say a word against all those bs
she was also touching my shoulder and bicep, a few years ago i would probably consider it somewhat an ioi and get a boner, but now i was just wondering wtf is going on
then she finished all the bullshit she had to say and told me "lose some weight and i will get you 5 girlfriends haha". I "WONDER" HOW SHE KNEW I WAS SINGLE. LMAO
then the bitch came for us to pay her and she "forgot" to give me the change (around 2 euro) but i didnt say anything of course
tldr: if femoids "assume" youre single its over for you