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Wageslavers: how did you go through interviews

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With the many mental problems us incels have, how did you all go past the interview process? Did you have any trouble etc
 
Psyche yourself up beforehand, try to bluepill yourself as much as possible so you will say exactly what a normalfaggot would say in every situation. Sometimes a little adderall or phenibut beforehand can help.
This is how I've gotten every job I've ever had (and they often regret it later when they find out I don't talk).
 
Psyche yourself up beforehand, try to bluepill yourself as much as possible so you will say exactly what a normalfaggot would say in every situation. Sometimes a little adderall or phenibut beforehand can help.
This is how I've gotten every job I've ever had (and they often regret it later when they find out I don't talk).
I would hate myself so fucking much if i had to do this ngl.
 
I have an interview in 3 weeks so I also need advice.
 
With the many mental problems us incels have, how did you all go past the interview process? Did you have any trouble etc

Yes the fucking stacey that was interviewing me even noted on how I'm stressed, she just couldn't resist putting me down. It's hard as fuck but just gotta larp that shit.
 
Yes the fucking stacey that was interviewing me even noted on how I'm stressed, she just couldn't resist putting me down. It's hard as fuck but just gotta larp that shit.
Why are all female interviewers, stacies?
 
Halo and horns effects is not so strong in my country, EE is very bluepilled so even uglies allowed in work with customers.
 
There's no secret to interviews

Either the boss wants you or not.

I was rejected a dozen times straight. I only got on when I knew someone and they got me in. The world is every bit as unfair as you could ever imagine.
 
I lyed constantly. I had no friends for references or past job experience but if i am a sociopath im glad it granted me the ability to lie my way through everything I make 60k year now but I still cant relate with my normalfag coworkers , I'm very afraid of the day the chopping block comes around and I'm left jobless. Im jealous of the neetcels that can live without appeasing these filthy normfags
 
This has got to be the hardest part for me. I would get so anxious. Ive never really had to do an interview in my life.
 
There's no secret to interviews

Either the boss wants you or not.

I was rejected a dozen times straight. I only got on when I knew someone and they got me in. The world is every bit as unfair as you could ever imagine.
 
Make sure you looksmax to the nth degree, won't get you girls but it might make the difference in the interview.

And you absolutely HAVE TO exude positivity at all times.

Also, make sure to say everything you say with complete certainty, even if you're waffling or bullshitting outright.
 
Just put up a fake persona and do/say whatever they want you to. This is how I got my job.
 
Never had an interview before.
 
I have an interview in 3 weeks so I also need advice.
Lie like you've never lied before. Believe in your own lies.
Quickly mention that you have a girlfriend (especially important if the interviewer is a foid) and make the interviewer think you're an outgoing person, but make it sound unimportant, like it's a completely normal and common thing which it is. Be subtle.
It's crucial that you convince the interviewer you're just a regular normie with a gf.
 
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Lie like you've never lied before. Believe in your own lies.
Quickly mention that you have a girlfriend (especially important if the interviewer is a foid) and make the interviewer think you're an outgoing person, but make it sound unimportant, like it's a completely normal and common thing which it is. Be subtle.
It's crucial that you convince the interviewer you're just a regular normie with a gf.
Ok good advice. I'll try to act normal as sad as that sounds.
 
I believe that truecels aren't capable of wagecucking.
 
Buy and wear a fake wedding ring. When people see it, they'll think, "Some woman saw enough worth in this man to marry him, so he must be worth something." It's sad but that's the way the world is nowadays - a foid's opinion is everything. Clown world.
 
You gotta know how to act like a normie. If you don't then you are pretty much fucked.
 
depends on the interview. there are some that are extremely easy and you get the job on the spot. there are some interviews that are group interviews that i literally ran out of in the middle.
 
Sometimes a little adderall or phenibut beforehand can help.
Phenibut is legit, that stuff turns me into a low inhib god. That dependency is a bitch though if you don't watch your dosage.
 
whenever something like this is coming up, some kind of challenge like an exam or interview or talking to girls, i usually get so scared out of my mind that i become a completely different person for a while
 
I’m not a wageslaver anymore thankfully but when I did have to look for work, what I did was imagine the interviewers as coping oldies lording the little power they have over people.
 
I was the only guy to show up for the interview, that is the only reason I got the job. My hairline has suffered thanks to this company.
 
Whenever the interviewer was a young foid, especially a stacy, I knew it was over. They judge every man by his SMV, whether he's applying for a job or a date.

The jobs I got were the ones where the interviewer was a man or a woman old enough not to be hypersexual.
 
I had to be heavily medicated, even then it was total hell. Go NEET if you can.
 
Fuck it man, there's just no way. The only real job I had I got because the HR team were mostly retirees working there to relive boredom so they didn't really give a shit, they'd take drug addicts, undocumented Mexicans and everyone.

Most places are full of highly NT people by design, if they get a hint that you're not as NT as them they'll eat you alive for it.
 
I have no mental problems so I got through it okay. I've only been in one job interview and did not get the job.
 
dressed sharp and lied about experience
 
Benzos and nicotine, lying about being super interested in the position.
 
gonna have to go through interviews soon, absolute bull that so much of getting a job relies on who you know and the interview process instead of actual capabilities, shoulda just gone into CS, at least they hire incels smh
 
I once did an interview and I heard from others I gave the impression I was retarded or something, but they made me do it again and took me nonetheless because my dad works there. Nepotismmaxxing is the only legit way for retardcels.
 
Bullshit them on how self motivated you are, a team player etc.
 
Halo and horns effects is not so strong in my country, EE is very bluepilled so even uglies allowed in work with customers.
Then I have to move to an EE country. Sounds good.
 
I mostly just sat there and listened what he interviewer were saying.I barely spoke but they still hired me as they were desperate for employes that aren't ukrainians.
 
I’ve had interviews tell me “it looks like you were well prepared for this interview” before turning me down. This is after I spent weeks studying what to do and say. So I don’t think it has to do with saying the correct answer during in interview.

I don’t even understand how “doing good in an interview” is supposed to get the job you want. If people are lining up for the job (you’ll see this with any job that isn’t intense gruelling manual labor) then the boss is likely gonna pick based on subtleties vs what you actually say. Like how you look or if mental illness is expressed in your facial expression. Basically if you LOOK competent you will be hired for a decent position. If you look ethnic or low IQ, they’ll put you in a cleaning position or heavy lifting position.
 
I never passed a job interview in my life. All the jobs I had were indications (from my aunt, one of my friends, one of my friends again and my dad, respectively).
 
With the many mental problems us incels have, how did you all go past the interview process? Did you have any trouble etc
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With the many mental problems us incels have, how did you all go past the interview process? Did you have any trouble etc

I just went there and said: "Hey dude...can I work for you?"
 
You go and do your best, if it doesn't work rinse and repeat while hoping you get one before ending up homeless. The best way is finding your own way to make money independently, wagecucking sucks.
 
I have no mental problems so I got through it okay. I've only been in one job interview and did not get the job.
Obviously didn't get through it ok then kek.
I’ve had interviews tell me “it looks like you were well prepared for this interview” before turning me down. This is after I spent weeks studying what to do and say. So I don’t think it has to do with saying the correct answer during in interview.

I don’t even understand how “doing good in an interview” is supposed to get the job you want. If people are lining up for the job (you’ll see this with any job that isn’t intense gruelling manual labor) then the boss is likely gonna pick based on subtleties vs what you actually say. Like how you look or if mental illness is expressed in your facial expression. Basically if you LOOK competent you will be hired for a decent position. If you look ethnic or low IQ, they’ll put you in a cleaning position or heavy lifting position.
Keep racking up that dishwasher experience boyo.
 

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