Discussion Vote for the Incel Party 2032!

[Nordicel94]

Presidential candidate: Rakesh Maheet, a 5'2" Indian janitor who decided to get into politics and start a party for incels by incels.

Vice Presidential candidate: Buck McGee, veteran soldier of the Reddit Incel Wars

Policies
- Free Lefort I, II, or III for sub5 men
- Free chin implants for sub5 men
- Free cheekbone augmentation for sub5 men
- Free leg lengthening surgery for any man under 5'11

- Chad income tax increase: Any male over 7/10 in looks is taxed heavily
- Sub5 income tax cut
- Dating apps outlawed
- Arranged marriages encouraged
- Prostitution legal
- Blackpill taught in schools, feminism taught to be harmful ideology of the past
- Monthly $1000 grant for sub5s to SEA-maxx
-Penalties for companies hiring people that are too good looking
- $1000 UBI for all incels who just want to LDAR
- Make up control, only moderate amount of make up allowed, keeping foids from make up frauding
Sex policing (also known as sex cap) - making sure Chads and foids don't get more sex than sub5s
- Foid suffrage repealed
- Foids body count monitored digitally through new semen detection technology (courtesy of Elon Musk). Their body count is displayed everywhere, on social media, in job applications etc (mandated by law).
- Hook Up Culture stigmatized and penalized if people are caught.

Shadow government advisor: Barron Trump

Vote IP in 2032!

 

[edgelordcel]

if we're all alive by 2032

 

[Fevet]

if we're all alive by 2032

The fakecels would've ascended while the truecels would've roped

 

[BreezyHills]

The fakecels would've ascended while the truecels would've roped

 

[Fevet]

Barron Trump

This is the catch, we're all dancing in the palm of a Chad when it comes down to it