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TheNEET
mentally crippled by sleepoverless teen years
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I wanted to do some volunteering bc I feel the need to help people idk
I've checked the offers in my city and I'm literally not fit for a single one
I'd think they'd be happy about anyone willing to work for free and they'd accept everyone no questions asked
but literally all of the offers require the level of NT only attainable by women and high-level normies
most of the offers were either about raising funds for charity or providing emotional support for elderly or children dying from terminal illnesses (jfl I'd made them all sui in a week)
there were also some offers that seemed like full-blown jobs with required qualifications and traveling involved
the local animal shelter's page about volunteering basically says 'fuck off, we're full'
I've checked one of the offers more in depth and they literally required 3 recommendation letters (3 people writing a letter about how great and fit for this offer you are) and the best I can do is 2: my mom and dad
I'd literally have to pay someone online to write the third one for me (or write one myself and lie about it, I doubt they do extensive screening)
the only offer that was somewhat acceptable was, I shit you not, dressing up as a clown and doing little plays to cheer up terminally ill children
it seems not that bad bc they train you first and you only do things according to script, not actually interact with the children - I'm not sure if Jokermaxxing is the best thing to do for me tho ![FeelsClown :feelsclown: :feelsclown:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
shit, I thought it'd be easy - I'd cook for the homeless, clean up something or things like this, but apparently non-NT people are utterly useless and there's no demand for easy work like this
even volunteering is Chad-only
I'm not entitled to helping people
I've checked the offers in my city and I'm literally not fit for a single one
I'd think they'd be happy about anyone willing to work for free and they'd accept everyone no questions asked
but literally all of the offers require the level of NT only attainable by women and high-level normies
most of the offers were either about raising funds for charity or providing emotional support for elderly or children dying from terminal illnesses (jfl I'd made them all sui in a week)
there were also some offers that seemed like full-blown jobs with required qualifications and traveling involved
the local animal shelter's page about volunteering basically says 'fuck off, we're full'
I've checked one of the offers more in depth and they literally required 3 recommendation letters (3 people writing a letter about how great and fit for this offer you are) and the best I can do is 2: my mom and dad
the only offer that was somewhat acceptable was, I shit you not, dressing up as a clown and doing little plays to cheer up terminally ill children
shit, I thought it'd be easy - I'd cook for the homeless, clean up something or things like this, but apparently non-NT people are utterly useless and there's no demand for easy work like this
even volunteering is Chad-only