Unband @Saysitsover !!!!
@Uggo Mongo maybe sayitsover is a brickhead
Do you wish to play a card?
[inventory]
[1] Brickhead Defense
Play card?
[Y][N]
Monkey taking a peanut from a female hand behind the net Stock Photo - Alamy
You dig into your pockets, your fingers graze the familiar edges of a treasured card. Oozing with excitement, you unveil it; BRICKHEAD DEFENSE. This is it, what you've long been waiting for. Your moment of escape!
But instead of being whisked to freedom in a rush of magical flight, you hear a shrill, mocking laughter echoing through the ban appeal oubliette. The Jester God turns his capricious gaze upon you. His favored sons, the trolls, are creatures of chaos and mischief, but even they are not altogether spared his fickle wrath. Like you! Your stubborn stupidity has drawn his ire, and now, for his own amusement, he exposes you for what you truly are: a 'scustin cave creature crawling from the dankest depths of Trollheim.
Your body contorts. You shrink a head in height, but swell twice as wide with muscles and bony protrusions knotting like gnarled roots. Your skin hardens into a rough, greenish hide, as if carved from damp stone. Your rotten teeth transform and expand into jagged fangs, and your feet, now clawed and splayed like a beast’s, scrape against the cold dungeon floor. Your beady black eyes gleam with dull cunning, and a bulbous, warty nose juts out half a foot from your face. What little hair you had melts into wiry red wisps, a few lonely strands barely resisting the norwood reaper.
The jailer, mouth agape and eyes grown wide in fear, stumbles back in a horrified panic, colliding with and toppling over shelves laden with scrolls. Parchment scatters through the air, one card flutters to the ground ...
A TROLL ESCAPES THE DUNGEON.
Your arm, long like a tree bough, darts out quick as a striking viper, snatching it before it’s noticed and sliding it under your dung bucket.
For though you may have shit for brains …
You are no brickhead!
Band status: permaband
Item lost: BRICKHEAD DEFENSE
Item gained: A TROLL ESCAPES THE DUNGEON (remember to play it on April 1st!)
A Troll Escapes the Dungeon!
"I didn't mean it. I am a weary traveler new to this land and its strange customs, I got lost on my way to Trollheim. Plus you're racist."
You said a gay or illegal thing which you failed to successfully couch as a joke. Never worry! The Jester God still favors you. On the Day of Fools (April 1st) a member of the troll race with this card in his possession is granted the ability to escape a permanent ban.
(only playable by trolls, single use)
(Note: be sure to play it on this upcoming April 1st or you will have to wait until 2026 for another opportunity!)
"I didn't mean it. I am a weary traveler new to this land and its strange customs, I got lost on my way to Trollheim. Plus you're racist."
You said a gay or illegal thing which you failed to successfully couch as a joke. Never worry! The Jester God still favors you. On the Day of Fools (April 1st) a member of the troll race with this card in his possession is granted the ability to escape a permanent ban.
(only playable by trolls, single use)
(Note: be sure to play it on this upcoming April 1st or you will have to wait until 2026 for another opportunity!)
there should be other card related things we can do here. it's fun.
@SuperKanga.Belgrade
Get him back or he's gonna read that action bible and ascend with jesus.
Get him back or he's gonna read that action bible and ascend with jesus.
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