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LifeFuel Vikingmaxxing for baldcels

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Gyros_Pretcel

Gyros_Pretcel

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Had an epiphany. Why not move all my folicles to the top of my head via surgery and get micropigmentation or real tattoos on the sides?

I am already norwood 4 at 25 and I don't think I will have long lasting good results with conservative HT considering everyone but my one chadgrandpa got Norwood 7 and I don't tolerate antiandrogens.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=ragnar+lothbrok&t=opera&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images

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Please be serious. I could become a normie if I fix this, my jaw and my mentalcelness. :feelscry:
 
It could work if you're muscly, but otherwise, cope.
 
Yeah it’s a good idea. I like the „sides to zero“ -haircut. It’s very low-inhib
 
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Cope Vikings are known for their savagery and aggressive nature .Long hair was a sign of dominance and leadership.An egg head wouldn’t lead anyone, except maybe skinheadmaxx or neo Nazi shit.
 
You'll look like this in reality considering you're here:
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He isn't bald though.
 
The guy in your pic has a god tier hairline. Hair replacement won't give anything close to that, instead you might end up like this --

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Even if I'd use all the folicles from the sides?
 
This is the first thing I thought of when I read this JFL
You don't like the style? You think it does not work? Or you think it is to efgy for girls?

Why do I get only soy emotes. In every damn thread?
 
I have a better idea for baldcels: rope.
 
You don't like the style? You think it does not work? Or you think it is to efgy for girls?

Why do I get only soy emotes. In every damn thread?
These two posts sums it up quite well:
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Cope Vikings are known for their savagery and aggressive nature .Long hair was a sign of dominance and leadership.An egg head wouldn’t lead anyone, except maybe skinheadmaxx or neo Nazi shit.

You'll look like this in reality considering you're here:
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