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Ok buddies, in this thread I will share my ascension plan and I would encourage you to also post yours.
So at the moment I'm wageslaving 20 hours a week while attending a shitty ass college.
In January I'm going to drop out and start re-sitting my exams in order to get into a top university. It will take two years for me to do this and I'll attend the university once I turn 23. The reason for this is because the better the university, the better the grades required to get in... so my hope is that I'll be able to find an ugly-looking geek Indian girl (who is a virgin) and try to trap her in my love (using my surgically upgraded face). There is a higher chance of me finding a virgin in a better university since the dirty hoes are usually stupid and end up at shit uni's.
While I study for these exams, I will get the following procedures done:
July 2019: Rhinoplasty
Later in 2019: Chin Implant/Jaw surgery - I'm not too sure about what I need right now because I have a massive beard
2020: Cheiloplasty (Lip reduction) I really need this since I have uneven lips and many people including my parents have told me that I constantly look grumpy because of them. I will aim to achieve thin and even lips. This will also help my chin to look bigger.
2020: Laser hair removal on my cheeks above the beard line (beard grows right up to under my eyes and you can still see the stubble after I shave, looks gross)
2020: Microdermabrasion/ chemical peels to solve my deep acne scars.
The main thing I'm worried about really is the cost of all these procedures. I don't know if I will have enough. Also, my parents don't know I'm planning all these, so they keep asking me to do dumb shit with the money I've saved up, like buying a car. A car isn't going to fucking get me a virgin wife, is it? At some point I will have to try and blackpill them.
Now, on to the other stuff outside of surgery.
Exercise - reduce bodyfat levels in order to get hollowed out cheeks (I have high cheekbones)
Lift weights - try to increase my shoulders/triceps/traps in order to increase frame
Fix my posture - I need to fix my severe hunchback posture (virgin walk)
Maintain a good skincare regime - at the moment I'm spending 100's of £ on skincare products which are doing a good job. I need to exfoliate, wash my skin with cold water only, use toner and moisturise. Also use eye cream and face masks.
Diet - Very very important that I eat good food and avoid facial bloat. Again, good standard meat/fish is expensive.
Take vitamins - Only taking vitamin D for the time being
Reduce computer/screen time - research has shown that computer screen usage can affect the look of the eyes.
Get at least 9 hours sleep - Go to sleep at 11 and wake up at 8. (can't sleep earlier due to wagecucking). Buy a dust filter for my bedroom to get optimal sleep.
NoFap - self explanatory.
That's all I can think of boys.
It would seem that this is a lot to constantly worry about. But this level of effort is required for ugly males in 2018 in order to get a 2/10 virgin girl. Please feel free to share your own plans.
So at the moment I'm wageslaving 20 hours a week while attending a shitty ass college.
In January I'm going to drop out and start re-sitting my exams in order to get into a top university. It will take two years for me to do this and I'll attend the university once I turn 23. The reason for this is because the better the university, the better the grades required to get in... so my hope is that I'll be able to find an ugly-looking geek Indian girl (who is a virgin) and try to trap her in my love (using my surgically upgraded face). There is a higher chance of me finding a virgin in a better university since the dirty hoes are usually stupid and end up at shit uni's.
While I study for these exams, I will get the following procedures done:
July 2019: Rhinoplasty
Later in 2019: Chin Implant/Jaw surgery - I'm not too sure about what I need right now because I have a massive beard
2020: Cheiloplasty (Lip reduction) I really need this since I have uneven lips and many people including my parents have told me that I constantly look grumpy because of them. I will aim to achieve thin and even lips. This will also help my chin to look bigger.
2020: Laser hair removal on my cheeks above the beard line (beard grows right up to under my eyes and you can still see the stubble after I shave, looks gross)
2020: Microdermabrasion/ chemical peels to solve my deep acne scars.
The main thing I'm worried about really is the cost of all these procedures. I don't know if I will have enough. Also, my parents don't know I'm planning all these, so they keep asking me to do dumb shit with the money I've saved up, like buying a car. A car isn't going to fucking get me a virgin wife, is it? At some point I will have to try and blackpill them.
Now, on to the other stuff outside of surgery.
Exercise - reduce bodyfat levels in order to get hollowed out cheeks (I have high cheekbones)
Lift weights - try to increase my shoulders/triceps/traps in order to increase frame
Fix my posture - I need to fix my severe hunchback posture (virgin walk)
Maintain a good skincare regime - at the moment I'm spending 100's of £ on skincare products which are doing a good job. I need to exfoliate, wash my skin with cold water only, use toner and moisturise. Also use eye cream and face masks.
Diet - Very very important that I eat good food and avoid facial bloat. Again, good standard meat/fish is expensive.
Take vitamins - Only taking vitamin D for the time being
Reduce computer/screen time - research has shown that computer screen usage can affect the look of the eyes.
Get at least 9 hours sleep - Go to sleep at 11 and wake up at 8. (can't sleep earlier due to wagecucking). Buy a dust filter for my bedroom to get optimal sleep.
NoFap - self explanatory.
That's all I can think of boys.
It would seem that this is a lot to constantly worry about. But this level of effort is required for ugly males in 2018 in order to get a 2/10 virgin girl. Please feel free to share your own plans.