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Serious [VERY SERIOUS] [GTFIH] MY ASCENSION PLAN

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Ok buddies, in this thread I will share my ascension plan and I would encourage you to also post yours.

So at the moment I'm wageslaving 20 hours a week while attending a shitty ass college.

In January I'm going to drop out and start re-sitting my exams in order to get into a top university. It will take two years for me to do this and I'll attend the university once I turn 23. The reason for this is because the better the university, the better the grades required to get in... so my hope is that I'll be able to find an ugly-looking geek Indian girl (who is a virgin) and try to trap her in my love (using my surgically upgraded face). There is a higher chance of me finding a virgin in a better university since the dirty hoes are usually stupid and end up at shit uni's.

While I study for these exams, I will get the following procedures done:

July 2019: Rhinoplasty
Later in 2019: Chin Implant/Jaw surgery - I'm not too sure about what I need right now because I have a massive beard
2020: Cheiloplasty (Lip reduction) I really need this since I have uneven lips and many people including my parents have told me that I constantly look grumpy because of them. I will aim to achieve thin and even lips. This will also help my chin to look bigger.
2020: Laser hair removal on my cheeks above the beard line (beard grows right up to under my eyes and you can still see the stubble after I shave, looks gross)
2020: Microdermabrasion/ chemical peels to solve my deep acne scars.

The main thing I'm worried about really is the cost of all these procedures. I don't know if I will have enough. Also, my parents don't know I'm planning all these, so they keep asking me to do dumb shit with the money I've saved up, like buying a car. A car isn't going to fucking get me a virgin wife, is it? At some point I will have to try and blackpill them.

Now, on to the other stuff outside of surgery.

Exercise - reduce bodyfat levels in order to get hollowed out cheeks (I have high cheekbones)
Lift weights - try to increase my shoulders/triceps/traps in order to increase frame
Fix my posture - I need to fix my severe hunchback posture (virgin walk)
Maintain a good skincare regime - at the moment I'm spending 100's of £ on skincare products which are doing a good job. I need to exfoliate, wash my skin with cold water only, use toner and moisturise. Also use eye cream and face masks.
Diet - Very very important that I eat good food and avoid facial bloat. Again, good standard meat/fish is expensive.
Take vitamins - Only taking vitamin D for the time being
Reduce computer/screen time - research has shown that computer screen usage can affect the look of the eyes.
Get at least 9 hours sleep - Go to sleep at 11 and wake up at 8. (can't sleep earlier due to wagecucking). Buy a dust filter for my bedroom to get optimal sleep.
NoFap - self explanatory.

That's all I can think of boys.

It would seem that this is a lot to constantly worry about. But this level of effort is required for ugly males in 2018 in order to get a 2/10 virgin girl. Please feel free to share your own plans.
 
I wish you the best of luck OP, try your best man !!!:feelsokman:
 
Sounds like a solid plan. Now all you need is to get the money and find out which facility would give you the best results for your surgeries
 
Solid, especially the surgery schedule.
 
This seems like a good plan, I hope you can succeed!

I don't have much but I'll try to contribute my prospects:

1: see if I can go back to university or if I fucked it up (was too scared to check so far)
1a (if yes): Tryhard and attempt not to drop out again with therapy and medication support, low-/nofap and gymmaxx
1b (if no): move back to parents and gymmaxx, nofap HARD. Also, get into literature and start writing that fucking book

That's all tbh
 
I guess I'll list mine too
I already lost bodyfat and got septoplasty
Currently working on more skincare and maybe getting under 10% bf but I already have abs
In winter I will try to get my jaw and chin fixed at the same time with surgery (I have 10k but i'll do what I can)
Look normal at this point
Will graduate in 2 yrs and get a good job
Then get more cosmetic surgeries at once, and look good
 
All we need a virgin prime girls tbh :feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelscry::feelscry:
 
CHOose your uni wisely
 
Here's my accention plan:

Grow 6 inches and stop being ugly
 
How old are you?

I'm 21 bro.

I wish you the best of luck OP, try your best man !!!:feelsokman:
Solid, especially the surgery schedule.

Thank you for the support bro's, I really appreciate it.

Sounds like a solid plan. Now all you need is to get the money and find out which facility would give you the best results for your surgeries

Yeah it's going to be a tough and long process but I will try my best.Thanks for the kind words.

Btw I actually forgot one massive part in my post: haircuts. Cucktears will be proud of me :feelskek::feelskek:
 
Not sure about where you live, but i don't think most people would be able to afford most of those surgeries off of 20 hours a week, on TOP OF University debts. Blackpilling parents might work. Other than that, good plan.
 
Btw I actually forgot one massive part in my post: haircuts. Cucktears will be proud of me :feelskek::feelskek:
Don’t forget your showers and being a decent human being :feelskek:
 
Not sure about where you live, but i don't think most people would be able to afford most of those surgeries off of 20 hours a week, on TOP OF University debts. Blackpilling parents might work. Other than that, good plan.

I live in England. You are right, I will probably have to get my parents to chip in and help me out. I'll be able to pay for the rhinoplasty in monthly installments. I don't pay back university debt until I get a job in which I earn over £21k so that's ok for now. And thank you I put a lot of thought into it :feelsokman:
 
I live in England. You are right, I will probably have to get my parents to chip in and help me out. I'll be able to pay for the rhinoplasty in monthly installments. I don't pay back university debt until I get a job in which I earn over £21k so that's ok for now. And thank you I put a lot of thought into it :feelsokman:
I hope it goes well, might give me some lifefuel for when I get surgery eventually.
 
so my hope is that I'll be able to find an ugly-looking geek Indian girl (who is a virgin) and try to trap her in my love (using my surgically upgraded face).

If it's in the west it's over.

. I need to exfoliate, wash my skin with cold water only

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Need topical Vit C serum as well before bed after washing your face.

Take vitamins - Only taking vitamin D for the time being

Vitamin C is good for skin.

I take magnesium/zinc as a mild T booster as well but I'd say Vit C is most important.
 
If it's in the west it's over.



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Need topical Vit C serum as well before bed after washing your face.



Vitamin C is good for skin.

I take magnesium/zinc as a mild T booster as well but I'd say Vit C is most important.

Thanks bro I will look into it :feelsokman::feelshmm:
 
I live in England. You are right, I will probably have to get my parents to chip in and help me out. I'll be able to pay for the rhinoplasty in monthly installments. I don't pay back university debt until I get a job in which I earn over £21k so that's ok for now. And thank you I put a lot of thought into it :feelsokman:
You might want to try Mexico or South Korea for plastic surgery. It's usually cheaper, just make sure you go to an accredited place.
 
Are you black? Why do you want to reduce your lips boyo?
 
Ok buddies, in this thread I will share my ascension plan and I would encourage you to also post yours.

So at the moment I'm wageslaving 20 hours a week while attending a shitty ass college.

In January I'm going to drop out and start re-sitting my exams in order to get into a top university. It will take two years for me to do this and I'll attend the university once I turn 23. The reason for this is because the better the university, the better the grades required to get in... so my hope is that I'll be able to find an ugly-looking geek Indian girl (who is a virgin) and try to trap her in my love (using my surgically upgraded face). There is a higher chance of me finding a virgin in a better university since the dirty hoes are usually stupid and end up at shit uni's.

While I study for these exams, I will get the following procedures done:

July 2019: Rhinoplasty
Later in 2019: Chin Implant/Jaw surgery - I'm not too sure about what I need right now because I have a massive beard
2020: Cheiloplasty (Lip reduction) I really need this since I have uneven lips and many people including my parents have told me that I constantly look grumpy because of them. I will aim to achieve thin and even lips. This will also help my chin to look bigger.
2020: Laser hair removal on my cheeks above the beard line (beard grows right up to under my eyes and you can still see the stubble after I shave, looks gross)
2020: Microdermabrasion/ chemical peels to solve my deep acne scars.

The main thing I'm worried about really is the cost of all these procedures. I don't know if I will have enough. Also, my parents don't know I'm planning all these, so they keep asking me to do dumb shit with the money I've saved up, like buying a car. A car isn't going to fucking get me a virgin wife, is it? At some point I will have to try and blackpill them.

Now, on to the other stuff outside of surgery.

Exercise - reduce bodyfat levels in order to get hollowed out cheeks (I have high cheekbones)
Lift weights - try to increase my shoulders/triceps/traps in order to increase frame
Fix my posture - I need to fix my severe hunchback posture (virgin walk)
Maintain a good skincare regime - at the moment I'm spending 100's of £ on skincare products which are doing a good job. I need to exfoliate, wash my skin with cold water only, use toner and moisturise. Also use eye cream and face masks.
Diet - Very very important that I eat good food and avoid facial bloat. Again, good standard meat/fish is expensive.
Take vitamins - Only taking vitamin D for the time being
Reduce computer/screen time - research has shown that computer screen usage can affect the look of the eyes.
Get at least 9 hours sleep - Go to sleep at 11 and wake up at 8. (can't sleep earlier due to wagecucking). Buy a dust filter for my bedroom to get optimal sleep.
NoFap - self explanatory.

That's all I can think of boys.

It would seem that this is a lot to constantly worry about. But this level of effort is required for ugly males in 2018 in order to get a 2/10 virgin girl. Please feel free to share your own plans.

Unless youre Tyrone or Chad she'l only want u if u have money or status.
 
All this shit :feelskek: meanwhile Chad doesn't have to do anything and he gets pussy thrown at him
 
If you need to do that many surgeries to your face, then your face will look terrible after a few years.

Take the surgery pill.
 
solid plan
good luck with it
what's your race?
 
Ok buddies, in this thread I will share my ascension plan and I would encourage you to also post yours.

So at the moment I'm wageslaving 20 hours a week while attending a shitty ass college.

In January I'm going to drop out and start re-sitting my exams in order to get into a top university. It will take two years for me to do this and I'll attend the university once I turn 23. The reason for this is because the better the university, the better the grades required to get in... so my hope is that I'll be able to find an ugly-looking geek Indian girl (who is a virgin) and try to trap her in my love (using my surgically upgraded face). There is a higher chance of me finding a virgin in a better university since the dirty hoes are usually stupid and end up at shit uni's.

While I study for these exams, I will get the following procedures done:

July 2019: Rhinoplasty
Later in 2019: Chin Implant/Jaw surgery - I'm not too sure about what I need right now because I have a massive beard
2020: Cheiloplasty (Lip reduction) I really need this since I have uneven lips and many people including my parents have told me that I constantly look grumpy because of them. I will aim to achieve thin and even lips. This will also help my chin to look bigger.
2020: Laser hair removal on my cheeks above the beard line (beard grows right up to under my eyes and you can still see the stubble after I shave, looks gross)
2020: Microdermabrasion/ chemical peels to solve my deep acne scars.

The main thing I'm worried about really is the cost of all these procedures. I don't know if I will have enough. Also, my parents don't know I'm planning all these, so they keep asking me to do dumb shit with the money I've saved up, like buying a car. A car isn't going to fucking get me a virgin wife, is it? At some point I will have to try and blackpill them.

Now, on to the other stuff outside of surgery.

Exercise - reduce bodyfat levels in order to get hollowed out cheeks (I have high cheekbones)
Lift weights - try to increase my shoulders/triceps/traps in order to increase frame
Fix my posture - I need to fix my severe hunchback posture (virgin walk)
Maintain a good skincare regime - at the moment I'm spending 100's of £ on skincare products which are doing a good job. I need to exfoliate, wash my skin with cold water only, use toner and moisturise. Also use eye cream and face masks.
Diet - Very very important that I eat good food and avoid facial bloat. Again, good standard meat/fish is expensive.
Take vitamins - Only taking vitamin D for the time being
Reduce computer/screen time - research has shown that computer screen usage can affect the look of the eyes.
Get at least 9 hours sleep - Go to sleep at 11 and wake up at 8. (can't sleep earlier due to wagecucking). Buy a dust filter for my bedroom to get optimal sleep.
NoFap - self explanatory.

That's all I can think of boys.

It would seem that this is a lot to constantly worry about. But this level of effort is required for ugly males in 2018 in order to get a 2/10 virgin girl. Please feel free to share your own plans.
You are taking on too much at once bro. You will never ascend this way.
 

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