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Verne Troyer AKA Mini-Me from Austin Powers commits suicide due to being a manlet

Just moneymaxx and statusmaxx bro.
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
Med schools across the country ('murica) are springing up programs for research on women's health and empowerment. Nothing to help men.

It's going to get worse.
 
brutal but suspected sooner or later
 
lol what the fuck will taking mens depression seriously even do? if its over for someone they will end up roping, no stupid cope can fix that
 
I know I'm ugly bet geez I couldn't imagine being 2'8. this is really sad
 
Med schools across the country ('murica) are springing up programs for research on women's health and empowerment. Nothing to help men.

It's going to get worse.
:feelsree::feelsree:
I honestly don't know how much more "empowerment" women could possibly have
 
:feelsree::feelsree:
I honestly don't know how much more "empowerment" women could possibly have

Until we have a woman president. #ItsHerTurn. But then it'll snowball and continue.

It'll end when men rise up and stop paying taxes (impossible without real change).
 
Med schools across the country ('murica) are springing up programs for research on women's health and empowerment. Nothing to help men.

It's going to get worse.
Fuck what a piece of shit they should be investing in something to cure manletism and dickletism
 
Until we have a woman president. #ItsHerTurn. But then it'll snowball and continue.

It'll end when men rise up and stop paying taxes (impossible without real change).
that needs to hurry up and happen. this is getting a little ridiculous
 
We are all susceptible, it will be especially bad once we loose our youth, hair, and lastly parents.
 
We are all susceptible, it will be especially bad once we loose our youth, hair, and lastly parents.
Lost my mother last summer, and my dad's health is deteriorating quickly, so i'll probably be first.
We should all make a pact to livestream our sui's when we do it.
 
RIP, was one of my favorite parts of the Austin Powers films
 
Lost my mother last summer, and my dad's health is deteriorating quickly, so i'll probably be first.
We should all make a pact to livestream our sui's when we do it.
sorry to hear about that, sounds terrible

Can't sui because of my faith.

BTW did you see the Vargas-Broner fight, had vargas winning 9-3, 117-111
 
Can't sui because of my faith.
You're a christian? Honestly I believe in a christian afterlife and all that, but I just don't really care. Eternal damnation is better than another 50 years of hell on this earth. Besides, i'm pretty sure god hates me and isn't gonna let me through the gates since he made me such a fucking ugly monster that wont ever find love.

BTW did you see the Vargas-Broner fight, had vargas winning 9-3, 117-111

Yeah I saw the fight, Broner becoming a lethargic-ass bum as per usual despite his corner begging him to throw more punches. Thought Vargas won it by a round, I honestly can see the draw scorecards though tbh.
I'm just mad that Broner is such a fucking bum, and that this only confirmed further that he's never gonna fight at the elite level of Boxing again. Every single fight before this one I would always vouch for Broner saying, maybe, just maybe this time he'll be the Broner we saw knock out DeMarco. Every single fucking time hes proven me wrong, even during fights hes won. Hell, unofficially I think he lost the Vargas and Granados fight, which if he did officially lose them that would make him 4-2 in his last 6 fights. It makes me mad because this is one of the niggas that got me into watching Boxing as a hardcore fan, but he sucks sooooo much ass, and it's not even something he can't fix, he just refuses to change despite everyone telling him point blank period what the fuck is causing him to lose every single round.

Fuck i'm fuming, thanks for giving me an opportunity to vent about that shit. Broner is the real reason i'm having big sui urges tonight, fuck that clown. Absolute Bum.
 
You're a christian? Honestly I believe in a christian afterlife and all that, but I just don't really care. Eternal damnation is better than another 50 years of hell on this earth. Besides, i'm pretty sure god hates me and isn't gonna let me through the gates since he made me such a fucking ugly monster that wont ever find love.



Yeah I saw the fight, Broner becoming a lethargic-ass bum as per usual despite his corner begging him to throw more punches. Thought Vargas won it by a round, I honestly can see the draw scorecards though tbh.
I'm just mad that Broner is such a fucking bum, and that this only confirmed further that he's never gonna fight at the elite level of Boxing again. Every single fight before this one I would always vouch for Broner saying, maybe, just maybe this time he'll be the Broner we saw knock out DeMarco. Every single fucking time hes proven me wrong, even during fights hes won. Hell, unofficially I think he lost the Vargas and Granados fight, which if he did officially lose them that would make him 4-2 in his last 6 fights. It makes me mad because this is one of the niggas that got me into watching Boxing as a hardcore fan, but he sucks sooooo much ass, and it's not even something he can't fix, he just refuses to change despite everyone telling him point blank period what the fuck is causing him to lose every single round.

Fuck i'm fuming, thanks for giving me an opportunity to vent about that shit. Broner is the real reason i'm having big sui urges tonight, fuck that clown. Absolute Bum.
This along with the Alexander-Ortiz decision have legit made my blood boil. Vargas and Alexander should both get title shots with Keith or Errol based on their performances. I rated Vargas pretty high, so I'm not surprised Broner lost, to be completely honest, he won more rounds than I thought he would.

Broner needs to figure a way to get his fat ass back to lightweight
 
Only thing i remember from the Austin Powers movies

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holy fuckkkkk

wonder what reddit thinks. This guy always had frontpage posts.
 
What kinda cope kept him alive for 49 years?
 
He wasn't a manlet, he was a midget. But I assure you he's probably had his small penis in many call girls/hookers/crazy fans by now. Can't the same for the rest of us.
 
inb4>cucktears says 2'8 men need to toughen up
 
I think those ads he did a year or 2 ago where he literally basically cucked himself

Probably had something to do with it
 
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/life-2ft-8in-sex-obsessed-369117

Celebrity BB star Verne Troyer was a tight-fisted control freak obsessed with sex and spending his days reading about himself on the web, according to his ex-lover,
Tiny Verne, just 2ft 8ins tall, made a million dollars playing Mini Me in the Austin Powers movies – but he wined and dined actress Ranae Shrider in McDonald’s and gave her jewellery “from an arcade machine”.

Ranae, who at 5ft 6ins towered above Verne, says he ordered her around “like a slave”. She ran his errands and read out his bizarre fan mail while he spent all day googling his own name.
She says Verne - then aged 40 - reduced her to tears through his mean behaviour and dangerously heavy drinking.
He and Ranae, then 23, had a six-month fling after meeting at at a New Year’s Eve party thrown by the late Playboy boss Hugh Hefner at his Hollywood mansion.
Soon afterwards, they moved in together, with Verne allowing hard-up Ranae, working as a waitress in a fast-food restaurant between acting jobs, to pay half of the rent.

Speaking to the Sunday Mirror as Verne arrived in the UK to appear on Celebrity Big Brother, she said: “There are two sides to Verne: One is a fun and silly man with a great sense of humour who is lots of fun to be around.
“The other is a horrible, mean-spirited person who is angry at the world and drinks himself close to death to forget how depressed he is.”
The couple split in July 2008 after a home movie Verne had filmed of them having sex was leaked on to the internet.
Ranae says: “Verne was so cheap. On Valentines Day he phoned from Las Vegas and told me he had bought me a five-carat diamond ring.
"I was so excited as I had never had a diamond ring before. But by the time he got home to Los Angeles he claimed he had lost it. We spent ages searching through his bags.
“I realised he was lying when I suggested we phone the diamond store and he refused. In the end he got me a pair of Puma trainers – but I later found out he got them as a freebie

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“The other is a horrible, mean-spirited person who is angry at the world and drinks himself close to death to forget how depressed he is.”

Truly incomprehensible. Complete mystery as to why such a man would be depressed. /cuckit
 
The audio is a little messed up here but otherwise a good video.
 
lol what the fuck will taking mens depression seriously even do? if its over for someone they will end up roping, no stupid cope can fix that

Legit, how do you help someone like him? No matter amount of meds you give him hell still be depressed because hes a balding goblin, he shouldve been killed at birth
 
Med schools across the country ('murica) are springing up programs for research on women's health and empowerment. Nothing to help men.

It's going to get worse.
Are u aware of breast cancer yet???
 
Now we just need Danny Devito to off himself, so cucktears stops mentioning these freaks as some inspiration story. Whether an ugly male is a borderline midget or literal midget, it's OVER.
 
We are all susceptible, it will be especially bad once we loose our youth, hair, and lastly parents.
very true / idc about my hair and being young and pussyless is meh..
Lost my mother last summer, and my dad's health is deteriorating quickly, so i'll probably be first.
We should all make a pact to livestream our sui's when we do it.
Nice idea

thats a damn shame though rip / it really puts things in perspective you cant escape the grasp of Depression
 
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Btw this story is destined to repeat in 10 yrs time, except it will be this guy:
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he mogs mini me to oblivion, and 4'5 vs 2'8 lol

He's also a multi-millionaire beloved actor on the best show on TV (Game of Thrones).

Mogs most, but I'm sure his waifu's altruism will run out and she will find herself a Brad or a Chad.
 
yea dinklage is good looking and LMS mogs him to death. troyer was a true subhuman
 
At least Verne Troyer lived life on easier mode because of being famous. I bet you his life was 1000x better than yours.
 

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