It's Over [Venting] I will never ascend

[Deleted member 20811]

I will always be a permavirgin KHHV because of my genetics.

Foids have always hated me and mocked me. They are repulsed by my existence. According to the Blackpill, my chances of ascending are nearly non existent.

It would take 1 in 1 billion luck for me to ascend. Realistically 1 in 3.5 billion.

inb4: just beat the 1 in billions odds bro!

 

[Copemaxx]

colvin if you're fucked im gigafucked

 

[Animecel2D]

colvin if you're fucked im gigafucked

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Same bro, it's over. Only cope or rope now

 

[thebuddhacel]

I will ascend with the rope.

 

[Copemaxx]

btw colvin always threadmogs, my threads have like 5 posters if theyre lucky, while he gets constant active threads. definite statusmog

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Go to a country where black men are fetishised and you might have more luck.

 

[Anonymous MG]

1/1,000,000,000 odds?

So 3 total females counting old and young.

Sounds about right pewpew.

 

[nihility]

btw colvin always threadmogs, my threads have like 5 posters if theyre lucky, while he gets constant active threads. definite statusmog

the power of bbc

 

[Anonymous MG]

btw colvin always threadmogs, my threads have like 5 posters if theyre lucky, while he gets constant active threads. definite statusmog

How to make an active thread with a lot of replies:
-Put no effort into making it whatsoever

It has worked for me so far pewpew.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

colvin if you're fucked im gigafucked

its over.

What formula have you used?

That was an estimate. Either way, 1 in 1 billion, 1 in 500 million, 1 in 3.5 billion are all dogshit odds.

Go to a country where black men are fetishised and you might have more luck.

You mean Tyrones. I'm not a Tyrone. JFL if you think truecel blacks are getting fetishised

 

[cucksaar]

Cope with prostitutes and legit drugs

 

[Koruga]

Well, most of us are in the same boat, although maybe when you reach full adulthood you will have some positive change.

 

[Copemaxx]

How to make an active thread with a lot of replies:
-Put no effort into making it whatsoever

It has worked for me so far pewpew.

status also works. the jerry avi is iconic. when you see it you know its gonna be a good thread

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

How to make an active thread with a lot of replies:
-Put no effort into making it whatsoever

It has worked for me so far pewpew.

its true ngl
all my low effort threads always get massive replies
for example this german song i posted a couple days ago

oh wait .. all my Threads are low effort
anyway thanks for your time

 

[Deleted member 17883]

You mean Tyrones. I'm not a Tyrone. JFL if you think truecel blacks are getting fetishised

Befriend a Tyrone and join his gang .maybe he'll let you watch from the closet with his white friends.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

You mean Tyrones. I'm not a Tyrone. JFL if you think truecel blacks are getting fetishised

Truecel black + do-rag and grill = Tyrone LeShaun Jackson junior.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Befriend a Tyrone and join his gang .maybe he'll let you watch from the closet with his white friends.

Truecel black + do-rag and grill = Tyrone LeShaun Jackson junior.

bluepilled teracope advice ngl

 

[Anonymous MG]

status also works. the jerry avi is iconic. when you see it you know its gonna be a good thread

Dedsrs, just slap a loli pfp on and you'll immediately have people entering based on that alone.

Here's what I found makes replies dryer than the Sahara:
-Threads that take more than 2 minutes to read in their entirety.
-Poetry threads or anything that has to do with lyricism.
-Anything that is particularly niche among the incel community
-Completely dull questions
-Questions that are too intricate

Here's what I found makes replies moister than an oyster:
-Poll threads that ask just enough
-anything with MEGATHREAD in it that you can babysit with bumps for long enough
-Making a thread as someone who doesn't usually make them (this doesn't apply to you tho, 10,000+ posts only)
-Having avi halo
-pewpew

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

View attachment 226492 bluepilled teracope advice ngl

Hahaha, I was joking man.

Also, Neil Degrasse Tyrone doesn’t ever need to cope.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

All women are disgusted by me. I doubt there is even a 1 in a billion chance for me.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Death is ascension from the primate prison.

Life is cope, and only chad and femasites can enjoy that cope.

Without surgery, sallekhana is the highest IQ choice.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Hahaha, I was joking man.

Also, Neil Degrasse Tyrone doesn’t ever need to cope.

ok

All women are disgusted by me. I doubt there is even a 1 in a billion chance for me.

not even one woman would fuck us (except escorts/hookers). Our chances are less than 1 in 3.5 billion.

 

[Copemaxx]

Death is ascension from the primate prison.

Life is cope, and only chad and femasites can enjoy that cope.

Without surgery, sallekhana is the highest IQ choice.

deaths me

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Same. I’m not expecting ascension

 

[Deleted member 22999]

btw colvin always threadmogs, my threads have like 5 posters if theyre lucky, while he gets constant active threads. definite statusmog

Thats the lightbluecel experience tbh

 

[Deleted member 24081]

It’s over and we exist to rot until we die, then we rot even more in the ground.

 

[Ropemaxx]

I will ascend with the rope.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

ok


not even one woman would fuck us (except escorts/hookers). Our chances are less than 1 in 3.5 billion.

But you still have a chance to ascend bro, keep trying and self improve! jfl

 

[Joelossus]

Ascending wouldn't do anything to me, at this point. I'm too far gone, sex lost it's "magic" to me. I would just performe an animalistic act on another person, which is disgusting to me, to say the least. I just don't wanna feel those urges anymore, tbh. Pewpew.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

colvin if you're fucked im gigafucked

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

More than 3,5 billion female in this world, so you can find one

 

[Deleted member 18214]

colvin if you're fucked im gigafucked

 

[Haywire]

try wrestling like kent

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

In prison, inmates are incel, so to ascend they pick other inmates as a replacement for women

 

[Sheogorath]

It would take 1 in 1 billion luck for me to ascend. Realistically 1 in 3.5 billion.

inb4: just beat the 1 in billions odds bro!

You really need to stop LARPing and exaggerating like a foid bro.

I'm 99% confident you've not tried scraping the bottom of the barrel. Just admit it, you have some minimal standards which you subconsciously apply, and "it's not even worth pursuing 1s because even they won't fuck me" is probably just our coping with our own laziness/disgust.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

You really need to stop LARPing and exaggerating like a foid bro.

I'm 99% confident you've not tried scraping the bottom of the barrel. Just admit it, you have some minimal standards which you subconsciously apply, and "it's not even worth pursuing 1s because even they won't fuck me" is probably just our coping with our own laziness/disgust.

Cope. I've approached and been rejected by a few landwhales and one disabled foid.

https://incels.is/threads/5-hours-25-approaches-25-rejections.186775/

 

[Deleted member 25274]

Cope. I've approached and been rejected by a few landwhales and one disabled foid.

https://incels.is/threads/5-hours-25-approaches-25-rejections.186775/

Its a cold approach and your incel and black no shit they rejected you they probably thought they were about to get robbed

 

[Reprobus]

Its a cold approach and your incel and black no shit they rejected you they probably thought they were about to get robbed

 

[OldIncel]

Dedsrs, just slap a loli pfp on and you'll immediately have people entering based on that alone.

Here's what I found makes replies dryer than the Sahara:
-Threads that take more than 2 minutes to read in their entirety.
-Poetry threads or anything that has to do with lyricism.
-Anything that is particularly niche among the incel community
-Completely dull questions
-Questions that are too intricate

Here's what I found makes replies moister than an oyster:
-Poll threads that ask just enough
-anything with MEGATHREAD in it that you can babysit with bumps for long enough
-Making a thread as someone who doesn't usually make them (this doesn't apply to you tho, 10,000+ posts only)
-Having avi halo
-pewpew

Anything with a poll is legit.

 

[Numb]

me neither, its okay Colvin

 

[Deleted member 20811]

me neither, its okay Colvin

 

[Ropemaxx]

Atleast agepill is not torturing you yet

 

[Benj-amin]

colvin if you're fucked im gigafucked

 

[Yerberito]

It is over

 

[Numb]

Atleast agepill is not torturing you yet

brutal adultpill tbh