Discussion Using religion to find my virgin first?

[Moonreaper666]

Desperate to lose it before I turn 32 next month. Problem being finding a virgin female is harder than joining the Navy Seals

So I wonder if I can scour various denominational churches to find potential first partners with the least hurdles and quickest process:

Jehovah Witness: Higher than average chance. Probably need to donate to the church

Mormon: Higher than average. Good thing I'm healthy

Muslim: Higher than average chance of meeting virgin women. Mosques nearby.

Scientology: An hour away plus won't be cheap but they might be most willing to provide one

Catholics: Probably need to go to a confessional to vent and gauge the reaction of the priest. Hopefully a smaller than average donation would be needed. Though chances of virgin women are probably slimmer here

Not sure which denomination is the best to approach or what my tactics should be

 

[PersonalityChad]

Adult virgin women are even more Chad only than non-virgin women lol

 

[FastBlast]

Good luck but if it fails you can always hire a hooker

 

[Moonreaper666]

Good luck but if it fails you can always hire a hooker

If only I could find a virgin hooker or poor virgin female

 

[FastBlast]

If only I could find a virgin hooker

 

[PersonalityChad]

virgin hooker

That's basically an oxymoron

 

[ManOfVengeance]

Most likely will not work ya know virgin religious women in comparision to non-religious women are pretty much the same when it comes to finding potential partners.

 

[ManOfVengeance]

If anything religious women such as muslim women are just extremely arrogant just like any other woman.

 

[Dregster]

Desperate to lose it before I turn 32 next month. Problem being finding a virgin female is harder than joining the Navy Seals

So I wonder if I can scour various denominational churches to find potential first partners with the least hurdles and quickest process:

Jehovah Witness: Higher than average chance. Probably need to donate to the church

Mormon: Higher than average. Good thing I'm healthy

Muslim: Higher than average chance of meeting virgin women. Mosques nearby.

Scientology: An hour away plus won't be cheap but they might be most willing to provide one

Catholics: Probably need to go to a confessional to vent and gauge the reaction of the priest. Hopefully a smaller than average donation would be needed. Though chances of virgin women are probably slimmer here

Not sure which denomination is the best to approach or what my tactics should be

You're probably going to need to travel to some shithole 3rd world country to find a legitimate virgin.


Do hookers first then look for normal virgin foid

 

[depression]

Desperate to lose it before I turn 32 next month. Problem being finding a virgin female is harder than joining the Navy Seals

So I wonder if I can scour various denominational churches to find potential first partners with the least hurdles and quickest process:

Jehovah Witness: Higher than average chance. Probably need to donate to the church

Mormon: Higher than average. Good thing I'm healthy

Muslim: Higher than average chance of meeting virgin women. Mosques nearby.

Scientology: An hour away plus won't be cheap but they might be most willing to provide one

Catholics: Probably need to go to a confessional to vent and gauge the reaction of the priest. Hopefully a smaller than average donation would be needed. Though chances of virgin women are probably slimmer here

Not sure which denomination is the best to approach or what my tactics should be

Every religious woman is a whore

 

[silently_said]

only works in chechnya or afghanistan

 

[psyop]

before I turn 32 next month