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4. @Fat Link : Fat Link was born in the same decade as my mother and gym is not even worth it for him at this point

@TheTroonAnnihilator : Similar to what happened to Sasukecel but it was a foid who destroyed any chance for him to ascend and the only way I can imagine him increasing his chances of ascending is if he moves out of his state and changes his name but thats unlikely

2. @Sasukecel : FitxFearless situation ruined any chance for him to ascend along with his non NTness and subhuman face making him exempt from being Tyrone but rather he is a Tuhrone. (Chud version of Tyrone)

1. @Emba : No chance, if he couldnt ascend as a boomer then chances are if I was a baby boomer I would still be incel too.
 

Users most likely to ascend​

1. @FuckNoNutNovember
 
I should be on there bruv
 
FuckNoNutNovember said:
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Fat Link
@Fat Link
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>he doesn't know
 
When you are so truecel that nobody remembers about you, while they remember about larpers.
 
@Emba & @Lordgoro1 are the biggest trucels here.
 
FuckNoNutNovember said:
4. @Fat Link : Fat Link was born in the same decade as my mother and gym is not even worth it for him at this point

@TheTroonAnnihilator : Similar to what happened to Sasukecel but it was a foid who destroyed any chance for him to ascend and the only way I can imagine him increasing his chances of ascending is if he moves out of his state and changes his name but thats unlikely

2. @Sasukecel : FitxFearless situation ruined any chance for him to ascend along with his non NTness and subhuman face making him exempt from being Tyrone but rather he is a Tuhrone. (Chud version of Tyrone)

1. @Emba : No chance, if he couldnt ascend as a boomer then chances are if I was a baby boomer I would still be incel too.
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*Im number 1
 
Users least likely to ascend:
1. @NeverGetUp
 
Marriage with selkie girl 2025
 
How old is Fat Link?
 
FuckNoNutNovember said:
He is in his 40s

I expected him to be in his 20s when I firsg got here
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I also expected proudweeb to be very young (zoomercel tier) because of how he talks

Hes actually in his mid 30s
 
Da_Yunez said:
I also expected proudweeb to be very young (zoomercel tier) because of how he talks

Hes actually in his mid 30s
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Truecel trait:Talking like a zoomer as an 30+ year old man
 
Da_Yunez said:
Darkstar is 22 but he talks the opposite way proudweeb does.

Brutal mang, brutal
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Brutal for him

Me and @DarkStar wouldnt be here if we werent autistic.
 
Users least likely to ascend

1 @Da_Yunez
 
@AsakangaHalo
@Lonelyus
@Incline
@PersonalityChad
 
FuckNoNutNovember said:
@
Fat Link
@Fat Link : Fat Link was born in the same decade as my mother and gym is not even worth it for him at this point
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Nah he's unironically charismatic. Idk if he's lost some weight ever since the incident with the hospital, but perhaps there's a chance for him after losing all the weight.

If he's never even been thin then becoming thin may be the key.
 
Aegon Targaryen said:
Nah he's unironically charismatic. Idk if he's lost some weight ever since the incident with the hospital, but perhaps there's a chance for him after losing all the weight.

If he's never even been thin then becoming thin may be the key.
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He has a status and connections, i think he would change everyone's username to fuck selkie girl
 
supersoldier said:
He has a status and connections, i think he would change everyone's username to fuck selkie girl
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The ones more likely to ascend in here are either popular uses or those with legit charm or pull to them in general
 
I'm gonna ascend...........to the ceiling, after I string myself up with a noose
 
ldargoblin said:
Zoomer talk is originally teenage talk, it’s cringe to talk like that if you're over 21 tbh
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This place is full of youngcels so you get infected with this slang
 
What happened with TheTroonAnnihilator?
 
I'm less likely to ascend than all of you
 
I actually descend
 
I have seen a lot of incels calling themselves "real incels" over time but they ended up leaving this place. Only time will tell who the real incels are, but, usually the loud "real incels" who like drama are the first to leave. Honestly i hope most of you find a good future and don't force a label on yourself just to feel part of a group. There is a reason why is "involuntary".
 
FuckNoNutNovember said:
A foid told on him to his peers
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bro its even worse because im no longer a cashier because someone was buying panties and I smelled them as a joke but she got triggered and now they only want me to push carts now all day just doing that and plenty of foids see me pushing them and know im the biggest loser ever
 
@TheTroonAnnihilator what is your story with that one foid and why you got to change state and name ?
 
Apex.Koala said:
@TheTroonAnnihilator what is your story with that one foid and why you got to change state and name ?
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I DIDNT get to change my name and state I still live there. Basically what happened was a few months ago I posted my elementery school girl crush instagram on here, and someone inflitrator or IT member dm her my post and she called the cops and made me take it down. She told her friends this and showed me post to her entire college which spreaded to even more schools and now everyone knows im an incel. And then one of her friends dm me on instagram https://incels.is/threads/a-foid-dmed-me-on-instagram.670429/
 
Aegon Targaryen said:
Nah he's unironically charismatic. Idk if he's lost some weight ever since the incident with the hospital, but perhaps there's a chance for him after losing all the weight.

If he's never even been thin then becoming thin may be the key.
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Yeah, he’s legit got more game than me or most anyone else here. If he isn’t ugly as shit, losing weight could help
 
How likely am I to ascend
 
Im least likely
 
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