Serious [[URGENT]] What are some places I can hide from my parents while I pretend I am at work?

[FuckTheFBI]

Where should I hide from my parents while I pretend I am at work because I am NEET and I need to pretend to be employed so my parents dont rage at me, I need advice ASAP!

 

[Animecel2D]

under ur bed

 

[Sloth.Belgrade]

Go to places you know they don't go

 

[DarkStar]

The park ig

 

[Chang Longwang]

Where should I hide from my parents while I pretend I am at work because I am NEET and I need to pretend to be employed so my parents dont rage at me, I need advice ASAP!

wherever your parents wouldnt go.

 

[Animecel2D]

or at your gf’s home

 

[FuckTheFBI]

under ur bed

My bike and car are still at home

 

[clocked]

Where should I hide from my parents while I pretend I am at work because I am NEET and I need to pretend to be employed so my parents dont rage at me, I need advice ASAP!

arcade

 

[FuckTheFBI]

or at your gf’s home

Actually give good advice nigger, this is fr urgent

 

[KillNiggers]

Some restaurant

 

[Starfish.Belgrade]

Go to the gym for 7 hours

 

[Animecel2D]

Actually give good advice nigger, this is fr urgent

what did you tell your parents that you were doing for work?

 

[FuckTheFBI]

what did you tell your parents that you were doing for work?

I told them I work Deli but I was really a cart pusher but I didnt tell them I got demoted because I knew they would put the blame on me despite shitty management

 

[FuckTheFBI]

The park ig

Guess it could work for a limited time but sometimes my parents do work so I will go there too

 

[IceMan2000]

Library

 

[DarkStar]

Library

Good suggestion

 

[FuckTheFBI]

Library

Good one, it will be one of my picks

 

[Fat Link]

If they’re black under a job application or under a pile of books!

 

[IceMan2000]

Good one, it will be one of my picks

I used to do it all the time after school while I was at "tutoring". I read a lot of books + free wifi.

 

[FuckTheFBI]

If they’re black under a job application or under a pile of books!

That would 10000% work if I was Tyrone

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Go into a local bar and get drunk just like my father lmao
Even the military police had to pull him out of some bar when he didn't show up for military service.

 

[FuckTheFBI]

Go into a local bar and get drunk just like my father lmao
Even the military police had to pull him out of some bar when he didn't show up for military service.

I am under 21

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

I am under 21

But over 18, I guess. So that would be no problem here in Germany. You could even go into a whore house if you have enough money. Or meet an cheaper escort from the station and go into a cheap hotel with her. It's legal here. Well, because you're American I can suggest going to a fast food restaurant, maybe there's another violence outbreak there because of the many niggers and you'll get some free entertainment on top.