Story Unironically ridiculed by a car-driving toilet for riding my bike today.

[Deleted member 24293]

So I was trying to have some peace and quiet in the nature this afternoon and decided to ride my bike deep into the woods.

On my way home I had to cross this pretty crowded road and there was heavy traffic so I stopped. A car (VW polo) pulled up next to me and after a few seconds I checked who was behind the steering wheel - of course it was a toilet from my school back in the day.

She was pointing her brand new iPhone at me, sitting in a car probably gifted by daddy and filmed me sitting on my bike while laughing her cum-loaded whore ass off. When she noticed that I recognized her she slowly put her phone away and tried to play it off.

I was dressed like a bum and I haven't cut my hair and beard in months so she probably thought I'm homeless now. Dirty slut. In a perfect world she would have crashed her car right there and burned to death

How can I take revenge brothers? I'm not letting myself be humiliated by a toilet!

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

What a bitch

sorry you got no reply

 

[Deleted member 24293]

What a bitch

sorry you got no reply

Thanks man. Seems like toilets being monsters is nothing new...

 

[Sheogorath]

I'm confident foids don't generally laugh by themselves when ridiculing men, they usually laugh for the benefit of entertainment for others. OP was there possibly someone else in the car she was fake-laughing to?

If not then she was probably recording a video (not a photo) and including herself in it narrating how pathetic she thinks you are.

You should consider possibly throwing your helmet at her windshield and then saying she hit you.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Tell me where she lives

 

[theson]

@LastGerman

 

[Irredeemable]

@LastGerman
I hate f*male automotive drivers.

 

[Ecstasy]

C*r drivers look down on bicyclists anyway.

Fuck dem niggas

 

[Deleted member 24293]

I'm confident foids don't generally laugh by themselves when ridiculing men, they usually laugh for the benefit of entertainment for others. OP was there possibly someone else in the car she was fake-laughing to?

If not then she was probably recording a video (not a photo) and including herself in it narrating how pathetic she thinks you are.

You should consider possibly throwing your helmet at her windshield and then saying she hit you.

The car was empty. I caught her pointing her phone at me and laughing. I didn't look away. I looked straight into the camera of her phone so those who she shares it with thinks its really awkward. She's gonna share this on snapchat 100%. Dirty whore.

Tell me where she lives

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DM me

 

[Sheogorath]

some newer phones ahve cameras on both sides...

even if she is not pointing phone at herself, is it maybe plausible to have both cameras running simultaneously to create a split-screen video of whatever you're aiming at, and your own face narrating about it?

 

[AsiaCel]

driver license

 

[Deleted member 20207]

The driver licence pill is real.

 

[Deleted member 24293]

some newer phones ahve cameras on both sides...

even if she is not pointing phone at herself, is it maybe plausible to have both cameras running simultaneously to create a split-screen video of whatever you're aiming at, and your own face narrating about it?

that might be the case. But it was pretty obvious to me that she was filming me because as soon as I looked at her she tried to play it off. But yes I think she might've been filming herself as well. What's so funny about a homeless looking guy riding his bike?

 

[LastGerman]

So I was trying to have some peace and quiet in the nature this afternoon and decided to ride my bike deep into the woods.

On my way home I had to cross this pretty crowded road and there was heavy traffic so I stopped. A car (VW polo) pulled up next to me and after a few seconds I checked who was behind the steering wheel - of course it was a toilet from my school back in the day.

This is why grown up men should not use a bicycle. Also, please ban female driving. It is an atrocity.

@LastGerman

@LastGerman

I am fucking disgusted by it.

 

[Deleted member 22685]

Car driving toilet

 

[Deleted member 24293]

Car driving toilet

... are the root of all evil

 

[Eternal Observer]

She'll get hers. Most foids end up hating themselves eventually. Just look at who takes the most anti-depressants. Middle aged women

 

[Deleted member 24293]

She'll get hers. Most foids end up hating themselves eventually. Just look at who takes the most anti-depressants. Middle aged women

I really hope she does, brother. She's not that attractive but attractive enough to attract Chad and Chadlite fags in our area so she thinks of herself as high and mighty. I remember her from back in school, she was even a nasty whore back then. But I've got a good memory, I will remember her face and her name.

 

[Pengwin]

Internet "Shaming'' usually backfires by itself regardless man, Those who humiliate - it's their problem.

 

[Deleted member 24293]

Internet "Shaming'' usually backfires by itself regardless man, Those who humiliate - it's their problem.

Bro I don't even understand this shit.... is this some kind of female humor I'm too autistic to understand? What's funny about an ugly man riding a bike in broad daylight? Yes I am a poorcel, yes I walk around in tracksuit most of the time, yes I work on construction to get by, yes idgaf about my looks.. so fucking what? I hate foids.

 

[Deleted member 26140]

Should have raped her on the spot

 

[Deleted member 1252]

She was laughing at you... because you were on a bike? Wtf?

 

[Deleted member 24293]

She was laughing at you... because you were on a bike? Wtf?

Yes bro. Basically it all comes down to looks once again. She probably just laughed at me being ugly and looking like a homeless gopnik

 

[Pengwin]

Bro I don't even understand this shit.... is this some kind of female humor I'm too autistic to understand? What's funny about an ugly man riding a bike in broad daylight? Yes I am a poorcel, yes I walk around in tracksuit most of the time, yes I work on construction to get by, yes idgaf about my looks.. so fucking what? I hate foids.

Yea it's just a sad attempt at humor i suppose, happened to me in hs occasionally too

 

[IsolationHurts]

And thats why i avoid public places as much as possible. Last time this happened to me was years ago, thanks fucking God.

Yea it's just a sad attempt at humor i suppose, happened to me in hs occasionally too

Your avi makes me so fucking sad.

 

[Deleted member 18435]

Toilets being monsters is nothing new.

 

[truthpill]

Foids are literal NPCs, they are programmed to be vile and disgusting

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Remember though, you have to respect women.

 

[Deleted member 24293]

Foids are literal NPCs, they are programmed to be vile and disgusting

couldn't agree more

Remember though, you have to respect women.

Right, they're the empathic and caring gender after all

 

[FlamingCel]

Foids are literal NPCs, they are programmed to be vile and disgusting

 

[Antisocialloner]

Wow that's suicide fuel or ER fuel. Dumb bitch will get what's coming to her.

Cool avi from "Bully" btw