Ultimate Fate of Sexhavers: The Nutty Putty Cave Incident

[stranger]

Id imagine most incels dont vacation on their own, and probably spend most of their time indoors.
But this does bring good benefits though.
Sexhavers, with their infinite happiness and wealth, squander their privilege doing many crazy and unsafe things to have "fun."


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LQla2zByV7U

John Jones, a 26-year old sexhaving man who had a wife and loving family and friends, decided to go caving. Placing his body in an impossibly tight passage in Nutty Putty Cave known as the Birth Canal, John eventually got stuck. Being a tallfag at 6ft and 200 pounds, John was unable to free himself. Authorities were unable to save him, and ended up burying his body in the cave.

This is the fate that awaits most sexhavers.

 

[DarkStar]

 

[stranger]

Cave divers who have loving 9/10 Stacy wives when they find a cave called "Satan's Hydraulic Press" with a 99% mortality rate:

 

[ELDERSCROLLSHONKRIM]

least retarded caver

 

[FumoCum]

Natural selection.

Nigga has everything a man wants and told himself: "nah, i'll kms"

 

[shishiowasright]

I will never understand normie appeal of exploring some dark ass cave.

 

[guessthatsit]

Cave divers who have loving 9/10 Stacy wives when they find a cave called "Satan's Hydraulic Press" with a 99% mortality rate:

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

Cave divers who have loving 9/10 Stacy wives when they find a cave called "Satan's Hydraulic Press" with a 99% mortality rate:

 

[stranger]

I will never understand normie appeal of exploring some dark ass cave.

Natural selection.

Nigga has everything a man wants and told himself: "nah, i'll kms"

Natural selection FINALLY working against tallfags

 

[Autistic Uggo]

Sexhavers, with their infinite happiness and wealth, squander their privilege doing many crazy and unsafe things to have "fun."

The man had everything and he threw it all away for the most boring, humdrum activity. I will never understand normies.

 

[V c z s q e]

I love the part were they didn't want to try and pull him out because it could kill him so they left him there to die. Absolute cinema.

 

[ItsOverMan]

Nutty Putty was so scary. This one is scary too, Russian sexhaver dude goes down deepest cave in the world by himself and dies.

 

[ULTRAMAN]

one has a time blue pill you want to do these things, as a kid i wanted to be a spelunker because a class book told a story about this activity. i also wanted to be an urban explorer because of youtube. fortunately i didn't pursue either, now i find urban exploration extremely boring, normie trash.

 

[suicidecase]

I will never understand normie appeal of exploring some dark ass cave.

Incels not being able to understand the appeal of squeezing yourself into tight, damp holes.

 

[stranger]

one has a time blue pill you want to do these things, as a kid i wanted to be a spelunker because a class book told a story about this activity. i also wanted to be an urban explorer because of youtube. fortunately i didn't pursue either, now i find urban exploration extremely boring, normie trash.

Urban exploring is fun, it is nowhere as dangerous as caving if you know what you're doing. Caving however is a massive risk that gets you killed even if you have experience.

 

[Praetorian Kanga]

Least retarded normie

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Absolute morons. I only do things that are risky if its a very calculated risk and is fun. Like speeding in my car, it's dangerous and one wrong move gets you killed, but it's not as risky as this shit and is hella fun

 

[notlovejoe]

Lifefuel

 

[tacel]

Urban exploring is fun, it is nowhere as dangerous as caving if you know what you're doing.

Urbex and climbing are great, thrilling and neither a chad nor foid in sight

 

[Emba]

Cave divers who have loving 9/10 Stacy wives when they find a cave called "Satan's Hydraulic Press" with a 99% mortality rate:

That vagina is very big