Hashim ibn Hakkim, aka Al-Muqanna المقنع, aka Mah-sazanda, known today as St. Al-Muqannacel, is an official saint in esoteric Incel religion due to his sub4 face and religious significance in a major beta uprising against the chad Abbasid caliphate in the eighth century.
Born in Balkh and moving to the city of Merv in his youth, Hashim spent his youth as a clothes maker. Legends say that he was an occultmaxxer and alchemist before becoming a warrior and religious leader. It is said that might have become an eye areacel and facecel due to wounds he received in his early battles against Abbasid forces. Alternatively it is said that one night, an explosion in his laboratory burned part of his face. In the Abbasid caliphate, facial surgery did not exist yet. And even if it did, no civilization in history has ever valued and respected male life, so even if facial surgery did exist in the Abbasid caliphate, their Medicaid/Insurance system would only cover foids and trannies. So from then on, he wore a veil or mask to cover his subhuman face, thus the earning the name "Al-Muqanna" or "The Veiled One". Despite this, many believed and still do believe that he was a chad and decided to wear the veil in order not to demoralize his followers by mogging them. Some historians, such as Fatteo Soycuckez, Director of The Respecting Women Institute at Sigma University of Sao Paulo, theorize that he might have been an inkwell with BDD due to lacking a few millimeters of personality and thus wore a veil to cover up his toxic misogyny.
Rather than being a wageslave until he could betabux a used up landwhale like most low value males do today, Al-Muqanna opted for the based, low inhib, and dark triadmaxxed lifestyle instead. After meeting beta uprising veteran and fellow Merv bro Vehzādān Pour Vandād Hormozd, known today as Abu Muslim, he became a commander in his army. Abu Muslim was already statusmaxxed because he helped the then beta nerd Abbasids go ER on the chad Umayyads by BTFO'ing Nasr ibn Sayyar and marching his gamers who had risen up straight to the Umayyad MineCraft server in Iraq. Now that the Umayyads had been brutally mogged, the now chad Abbasids rose to power with their first caliph, Abu al-'Abbas al-Saffah. However, al-Saffah's brother Abu Ja'far Abdallah ibn Muhammad al-Mansur was fearful of Abu Muslim's halo effect and social media popularity as the hERo and governor of Khorasan and later Egypt and Syria. So in 755, eight years after Abu Muslim had seized Merv, al-Mansur summoned him to Iraq in the first year of his reign as the second Abbasid caliph where he arranged for five men to assassinate Abu Muslim and toss his body in the Tigris river. This would cement al-Mansur's reputation as a traitor and a soyboy IT cuck among the Khorasancels.
Fed up with his inceldom and seeing a perfect opportunity statusmaxx, Al-Muqanna postmaxxed irl to the people of Khorasan with based and High IQ threads. Being BlackPilled enough to know that without surgery he would have to cultmaxx to ascend, he did just that. As a commander under Abu Muslim, he was already popular with the Khorasancels. He preached his based teachings in the streets of Merv and claimed to be a prophet and incarnation of God, a role he inherited from Abu Muslim, who inherited it from Ali ibn Abi Talib, who inherited it from Muhammad himself. Due to how beloved Abu Muslim was in the region for being a statusmaxxed chad and hERo of previous beta uprisings, Al-Muqanna quickly grew his own halo effect that rivaled that of even the most postmaxxed anime girl avis. He would quickly become the leader of the Khorram-Dīnân, a Shia Islamic and Zarathustrian religious and political movement founded by the Iranian magi Sunpadh, who himself was inspired by a previous religious and political movement centuries before by a NEETmaxxed magi named Mazdak, a Zarathustrian socialist who would support Medicaid/Insurance covering facial surgery for incels if he was here today. Al-Muqanna and his followercels were known to wear white clothing in contrast to the black clothing of the Abbasid nobility, although they would have also likely worn red clothing as was already custom for the Khorram-Dīnân.
Now that Al-Muqanna was more statusmaxxed than BrendioEEE, he embarked on his mogging and humblebragging journey. He used magick and miracles to gain based points with the brocels and get panties wet like morning dew. With his charismatic High T and Low Inhibition, the Abbasids would get what they fucking deserve fourteen years after the death of Abu Muslim, when Al-Muqanna's revolt would capture over sixty cities in the caliphate's Eastern provinces during his beta uprising, mainly in Soghdia, Khorassan and Tokaristan. It was during this period that he would perform his most famous flex on the normies, The Moon of Nakhshab. Al-Muqanna constructed a deep well in the Soghdian city of Nakhshab, from which a great artificial moon would rise from and descend back into from dusk to dawn for three months. It is said the from within Nakhshab, it was equal to the real moon in size and brightness but was dim and insignificant from a distance. None the less, it attracted crowds of thousands of incels and normies alike for three months until it malfunctioned and fell to the ground. He would have absolutely slayed a great number of stacies and beckies in Nakhshab during this time, surely crashing through many hymens. The eventual malfunction of his moon didn't negatively effect his reputation because it was a based spectacle while it lasted.
In 776, the Abbasid reddit admins would send out an army from Neishapur led by general Gibriyal bin Yahya into the rebel occupied lands in an attempt to kill Al-Muqanna and recapture the territory under his control. After suffering some initial defeats, Al-Muqanna's forces eventually defeated the army of Gibriyal bin Yahya near Samarkand. This victory would gain Al-Muqanna the valleys of Zarafshan and Kashka Darya, as well as the all of the land south of Termez. This act of brutal mogging gained him the support of the local Turkic tribes in the area. During this time, Asma, the stacy daughter of Abu Muslim, incited rebellions in Herat and Gurgan that would eventually march towards a victorious capture of Rayy fought in the name of her son, so that a male descendant of Abu Muslim would have resources by the time he was old enough to perform his duties in the beta uprising. This would be the height of Al-Muqanna's incel rebellion. A century later, the historycel Narshaki would write, “For a time, it seemed as if the whole world might turn at last to the religion of Mokhanna”.
The Abbasids would increase pressure on him and force him to go on the defensive in 779 when caliph al-Madhi sent a massive army led by the two biggest Arab moggers in the Abbasid military at the time, the chaddams Said al-Harashi and Mo'ab bin Muslim. Al-Muqanna would be have no choice but to make a NEET retreat to Sanam, his palace fortress in the mountains near present day Shahrisbabz in Uzbekistan. The fortress was state of the art, an aesthetically impressive structure complete with running water, gardens, and fields of crops near by. There he would would hold out with his followers, giving based sermons and performing magick feats from the tower for his brocels below, appearing with his waifus, children, and friendly black slave. As it became apparent that they would soon be making their final stand against overwhelming forces, the members of Al-Muqanna.co asked if they could see his face before they died. At first, he refused, out of fear that his non chad face would ruin his reputation. But he eventually agreed to show his face. He removed the veil for his onlookers from the top of his tower and surprisingly, his followers cheered and were not disgusted, perhaps because he performed plastic surgery magick on himself or was visited by the Dr.Eppley djinni, or more likely due to the fact that his asymmetry and sub8 face could not clearly be seen from such a distance below him.
With the fortress being weakened by the siege equipment outside and Abbasid forces making more and more progress against Al-Muqanna's defenses, the brother of Al-Muqanna agreed to open the gates and surrender on the condition that he and the thirty thousand men would be granted full clemency. It is unclear whether or not he did this under the orders of Al-Muqanna but it is known that their supplies were running thin after the two year standoff and they would have faced certain death otherwise. Despite the mercy the Abbasid generals gave to those who surrendered, they still had orders to kill Al-Muqanna and his closest associates so he chose not to surrender. Rather than die by the hands of the Abbasid badgecucks, St. Al-Muqanna decided to die by his own doing with honor, like so many great ERs like St. Elliot, St.Paddock, St. Cho, St. Dylan, and St.Eric would do in the future. He did not want to suffer the same fate that the followers of St. David Koresh would face when Bill Clinton sent flamethrower tanks to massacre seventy people alive after torturing them with directed energy weapons used by giggling chads as they laughed at their victims. He held one last supper before Jim Jonesmaxxing and dying together with his brocels by drinking BlackPilled wine kool-aid as his palace burned down and the enemies closed in on his position. When the Abbasid forces finally reached his inner palace, there was trace of Al-Muqanna himself and his body was never found. Legend states that in a final sermon to the followers who remained with him, he promised he would be reincarnated and conquer his enemies.
So powerful was Al-Muqanna's based levels, that the blue check marks of the Abbasid government would continue to censor his teachings in an inquisition that would last decades, killing his followers and banning their twitter accounts. The Abbasids would even sponsor JIDF run bullying subreddits like KhurramiteTears to spread hate and misinformation about the hERo Al-Muqanna. The beta uprising against the Abbasids would not die with Al-Muqanna though. Just like Al-Muqanna rekindled the flame of Abu Muslim's beta uprising, the legendary warrior Bābak Khorramdin would rekindle the flame of Al-Muqanna's beta uprising. Bābak Khorramdin would go on to go ER on the Abbasids so hard that even St. Cho and St. Paddock would be impressed with his high score.
Why did I write such a long post about an obscure historical figure that us unknown of outside of Iranian regions aside from a few historycels and Masonic bodies? Well, in celebration of the overthrow of the IncelTears cuckiphate, I am hereby declaring myself as The Veiled Prophet of Incelabad, vowing revenge against the corrupt powers that killed Abu AAcel, the leader of the r/Braincels rebellion, and declaring war against the United States until Medicaid/Insurance covers facial surgery. I humbly ask all of my loyal followers to make at least one thread about how Medicaid/Insurance should cover facial surgery whether it be in a reply or a thread. That way, the normies and media who lurk on this site will notice the popularity of this sentiment and it will be mentioned in media articles and coverage of incels as much as "chad", "stacy", "ER", and "blackpill" are. By doing that, we are forcing outsiders to at least think about it. The more people think about it, the closer to reality it may become.
Sincerely, St. Sparrow's Songcel.
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