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Story Tyrone vs Cthulhu

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Cthulhu arises from the sea and causes a whole city to go insane by just looking at him and Cthulhu strikes down many with lightning and flies above, Cthulhu flies across the USA and flies above Detroit until a black man with from below kicks Cthulhu in the stomach and sends him off and lands in a forest.

Tyrone:I'm Tyrone and yous is fuckin in the wrong crib homie!

Tyrone then creates small suns in his hands and launches them at Cthulhu which damages him, Cthulhu then shouts then tries to make Tyrone go insane but it doesn't work, instead Cthulhu loses his mind

Cthulhu:What is happening?! Why am I going insane!

Tyrone:Because I fucked your wife and there is nothing yo bitch ass can do about it, oh wait I forgot you can't get laid foo.

Cthulhu throws a fit of rage and tries to attack Tyrone

Tyrone:Not today homie!

Tyrone then punches Cthulhu so hard he pixelates then completely is forgotten in existence, nobody remembers Cthulhu, Cthulhu is not even remembered.
 
Gives a whole new meaning to Shub-Niggurath
 
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