JFL Types of execution

[FinnCel]

First of all, sorry for autistic thread, mods

So I often joke about different types of executions like
"That bitch should be nailed to a cross"
"Cucks should be burned at stake"
"Fucking whore should be put on electric chair on minimum setting and slowly up the setting"

I've noticed some of you have started quoting those, especially my post about crucifying cumdumpster whores to crosses

Which one is your favorite?

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Beheadings

 

[FinnCel]

Beheadings

Why not crush their skulls?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Why not crush their skulls?

I remember seeing ISIS execute someone by dropping a big rock on someone's head, a lot of blood I tell you.

Also nailing to the cross is the funniest although I never knew these were your quotes, "Don't go ER" suits you better tbh.

 

[nihility]

Amputation,flogging and crucifixion

 

[zangano1]

Send them to the coal mines

 

[FinnCel]

I remember seeing ISIS execute someone by dropping a big rock on someone's head, a lot of blood I tell you.

Also nailing to the cross is the funniest although I never knew these were your quotes, "Don't go ER" suits you better tbh.

Yeah, I invented both of them while drunk

 

[chadalwayswins]

the ancient chinese one of attaching all four limbs to horses and then having them pulled off is pretty nuts

 

[Deleted member 19236]

The Guillotine is definitely my favourite

 

[FinnCel]

the ancient chinese one of attaching all four limbs to horses and then having them pulled off is pretty nuts

Sounds very appropriate way to go for a cheating cumdumpster

 

[ihaveno1]

id love to chop that cunt up with one of my swords

 

[Hate_my_life]

I received a 10% for quoting someones post so I cant even be bothered to answer.

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

Forced to mod incels.co.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

The Guillotine is definitely my favourite

Looks cool ngl

I received a 10% for quoting someones post so I cant even be bothered to answer.

i received 10% too , Low effort

 

[Incellectual]

death by poo poo pee pee

 

[FinnCel]

death by poo poo pee pee

THAT would be funniest shit ever.

Damn, I'm surprised. Mods haven't deleted this already

 

[Vermilioncore]

Post that pepe with a gun picture, man. It makes me laugh.

 

[FinnCel]

Post that pepe with a gun picture, man. It makes me laugh.

You have to guess which one. If you pick the wrong one, you're dead:

Spoiler: OPTION 1

You're dead, buddy boyo

Spoiler: OPTION 2

It's over for you, buddy boyo

Spoiler: OPTION 3

I'll let you live

 

[Vermilioncore]

You have to guess which one. If you pick the wrong one, you're dead:

Spoiler: OPTION 1

You're dead, buddy boyo

Spoiler: OPTION 2

It's over for you, buddy boyo

Spoiler: OPTION 3

I'll let you live

Wtf I actually guessed right! I clicked the third one first and now I get to live

 

[FinnCel]

Wtf I actually guessed right! I clicked the third one first and now I get to live

OMG

 

[MuslimCell]

Jfl , Islam going too far .

 

[FinnCel]

Jfl , Islam going too far .

Islam is doing it right

 

[MuslimCell]

Islam is doing it right

These are the extremest , mods chill out I am not burning anyone .

 

[Hate_my_life]

Jfl , Islam going too far .

Islam is doing it right

However as there's a certain person sperging out about these type of posts, I must strongly state I do not promote (AT ALL) violence against any human being or animal.

 

[Fat Link]

I chose the "other" option since torturing people to death (yes even the scum of the earth) is womanly and Jewish and utterly unworthy of aryan man.

So what I would propose in the place of torturous options are simply those that provide a quick and as painless a death as possible.

So death by firing squad would likely be what I'd implement across the board if I were in charge of things instead of ZOG Jews.

Edit: Whoops, just read the other title of the thread now and to answer it I don't laugh at types of deaths people have because I'm not a Jew psychopath and so fail to see the humour in such things.

 

[Incellectual]

THAT would be funniest shit ever.

Damn, I'm surprised. Mods haven't deleted this already

same tbh

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Spanish donkey

 

[FinnCel]

Spanish donkey

What's the meaning of your signature?

 

[Tallcel]

The Guillotine is definitely my favourite

This and explosion must be instant and nearly painless

 

[Deleted member 21883]

Quit being barbarians. Pistol to the head. No sadistic crap.

 

[TINMAN]

The cruelest method of execution is damaging their face (with acid/fire burns) so that they turn into a truecel, then simply releasing them to live out the rest of their life.

 

[FinnCel]

Quit being barbarians. Pistol to the head. No sadistic crap.

The cruelest method of execution is damaging their face (with acid/fire burns) so that they turn into a truecel, then simply releasing them to live out the rest of their life.

Brutal and high IQ.
They should live a life at least 10 of inceldom

 

[Saudade]

Jfl , Islam going too far .

note how the guy got barely lashed

 

[Mainländer]

Too afraid of a warning to express my feelings towards cucks here tbh.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Wtf I actually guessed right! I clicked the third one first and now I get to live

You actually lost tbh

 

[FinnCel]

Too afraid of a warning to express my feelings towards cucks here tbh.

Do it, the forum is already full of autists

 

[Vermilioncore]

You actually lost tbh

Damn you're right. Should have clicked on one of the other two based men and let them mercy kill me

 

[Mrpvolts]

I received a 10% for quoting someones post so I cant even be bothered to answer.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

What's the meaning of your signature?

PUA mentoring

 

[Emba]

the ancient chinese one of attaching all four limbs to horses and then having them pulled off is pretty nuts

"Drawn and quartered" European name... its was also popular with all other horse using groups...

I chose the "other" option since torturing people to death (yes even the scum of the earth) is womanly and Jewish and utterly unworthy of aryan man.

So what I would propose in the place of torturous options are simply those that provide a quick and as painless a death as possible.

So death by firing squad would likely be what I'd implement across the board if I were in charge of things instead of ZOG Jews.

Edit: Whoops, just read the other title of the thread now and to answer it I don't laugh at types of deaths people have because I'm not a Jew psychopath and so fail to see the humour in such things.

Indeed! Who cheers when a roach is stomped? Oops! Bad analogy! (Because everyone does!)

Execution serves only as a crime deterrent! As a punishment it sucks, because it didn't deter!

Effective punishment (and deterrence) would be pubic stoning - to the death - that includes the whole population as the instrument of death. (As to diffuse the natural bad feelings of killing someone)

 

[theson]

Scaphism aka execution by boats.

 

[Deleted member 17811]

stoning - the only punishment that can be turned into a community event. electrocution, beheading and throwing them off buildings are all fine and good since people can view them. but they lack the community's participation. the people need to be able to participate in executing the person. hence, a public stoning is good.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Stoned by a group of incels.

 

[MuslimCell]

'Abdullah b. Buraida reported on the authority of his father that Ma'iz b. Malik al-Aslami came to Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) and said:
Allah's Messenger, I have wronged myself; I have committed adultery and I earnestly desire that you should purify me. He turned him away. On the following day, he (Ma'iz) again came to him and said: Allah's Messenger, I have committed adultery. Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) turned him away for the second time, and sent him to his people saying: Do you know if there is anything wrong with his mind. They denied of any such thing in him and said: We do not know him but as a wise good man among us, so far as we can judge. He (Ma'iz) came for the third time, and he (the Holy Prophet) sent him as he had done before. He asked about him and they informed him that there was nothing wrong with him or with his mind. When it was the fourth time, a ditch was dug for him and he (the Holy Prophet) pronounced judg- ment about him and he wis stoned. He (the narrator) said: There came to him (the Holy Prophet) a woman from Ghamid and said: Allah's Messenger, I have committed adultery, so purify me. He (the Holy Prophet) turned her away. On the following day she said: Allah's Messenger, Why do you turn me away? Perhaps, you turn me away as you turned away Ma'iz. By Allah, I have become pregnant. He said: Well, if you insist upon it, then go away until you give birth to (the child). When she was delivered she came with the child (wrapped) in a rag and said: Here is the child whom I have given birth to. He said: Go away and suckle him until you wean him. When she had weaned him, she came to him (the Holy Prophet) with the child who was holding a piece of bread in his hand. She said: Allah's Apostle, here is he as I have weaned him and he eats food. He (the Holy Prophet) entrusted the child to one of the Muslims and then pronounced punishment. And she was put in a ditch up to her chest and he commanded people and they stoned her. Khalid b Walid came forward with a stone which he flung at her head and there spurted blood on the face of Khalid and so he abused her. Allah's Apostle (ﷺ) heard his (Khalid's) curse that he had huried upon her. Thereupon he (the Holy Prophet) said: Khalid, be gentle. By Him in Whose Hand is my life, she has made such a repentance that even if a wrongful tax-collector were to repent, he would have been forgiven. Then giving command regarding her, he prayed over her and she was buried.

ﺎ Sahih Muslim / Book 17 / Hadith 4206