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Story Two foids ringed at my door

stalkerKiller

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So apparently my house has some sort of chad-energy because there are always foids ringing at my door, like day in day out.
This time two women from Jehovas Witness ringed. Obviously I've had multiple people ring at my door in the past couple of weeks wanting all sort of wierd shit from me, usually money so this time I kept it short and sweet:
*ding dong*
>Hi. What can I help you with? I said
>Hey. Do you want to have the gift of eternal joy?
I saw that the two foids had a notepad with a JW logo so I put the two and two together and realized that they were religious nutcases.
>No thank you, I am not interested
>Oh, so you already know what this is all about
And I closed the door.

The one woman was like 60-50, pretty old but alright and the other foid was like 16 or possibly even younger. I personally can't tell what the ages of younger people are. Wtf were they doing at this fucking hour here? I just want to rot in my room and study.
 
They wanted a threesome :ahegao:
 
Should have slammed the door as hard as possible. Do it next time
 
They want you :chad:
Sure, they want me to join their "we wuz the real jooos" cult and give them 10% of my shekels as well as work for their church like 10 hours for free ever week
They wanted a threesome :ahegao:
They didn't. Honestly I'd take whatever I could get to ascend however women have such a weak sex drive when chad isn't involved that I don't even think about women in a sexual matter anymore. It is so over.
 
Should have slammed the door as hard as possible. Do it next time
I should have worn my satanic pendant and asked them if they are interested in joining Lucifer's church. That'd be a real reverse UNO card. Like butch you want to convert me? I'll convert you right back!
 
Your house is haunted by the spirit of a Chad. Happy Halloween!
 

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