Experiment Tutorial : how to get laid in 2019

[VictoryOrDeath]

1) Buy the latest clothes, even December 2018 is too late
2) Always take a shower when you have any second of free time, you're never too clean
3) Improve your personality, be an asshole and a nice guy at the same time
4) Do 3 PhDs in literature, science and business
5) Reach the top 1% in terms of wealth
6) Land in the board of a company
7) Improve your height
8) Improve your face
9) Improve your genes
10) Improve everything at the same time, even things no one knows
11) Just be more than perfect bro !

 

[Robtical]

Duck it I'm going to SEasia.

 

[Cuyen]

 

[Alone75]

Thanks for the advice. It all seems perfectly achievable!

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

Duck it I'm going to SEasia.

Soon it's gonna be like here

Thanks for the advice. It all seems perfectly achievable!

You're welcome bro, don't forget the personality

 

[Blacktarpill]

5) Reach the top 1% in terms of wealth

Just this.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Just be perfect bro teehee whoops

 

[Twisted]

The PHDs are unnecessary.

If you are from the UK, any degree from a top 10 uni will suffice to get you into investment banking and you’ll be earning 6 figures in your early twenties

 

[PersonalityChad]

See? Getting laid is easy. Just work on yourself bro

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

3) Improve your personality, be an asshole and a nice guy at the same time

This.

 

[LitVirgin]

Are these the minimum requirements seems kinda high/impossible

 

[4700euros]

The foids nowadays make benchmarks like videogames

 

[owly]

you forgot the horse dick

 

[guerillahubris]

Or be born sexy

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

you forgot the horse dick

tbh

The PHDs are unnecessary.

If you are from the UK, any degree from a top 10 uni will suffice to get you into investment banking and you’ll be earning 6 figures in your early twenties

That's a minimum requirement that girls look at you.
Recall that the tutorial is about getting laid

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

I have a hard time to tell which one of these stupid rules is the shittiest

 

[Twisted]

tbh



That's a minimum requirement that girls look at you.
Recall that the tutorial is about getting laid

PHDs are time consuming and have no financial benefit over just doing a 3 year at a top uni then getting a high powered grad job.

What I suggested will make you rich quicker as what you are suggesting won’t make them rich until they’re in their thirties.

 

[ihaveno1]

even December 2018 is too late

it's over if ur not timetravelmaxxing tbh

 

[Inceldo]

Just did this. Still cant get laid

 

[StaroRavager]

Thanks for the advice. It all seems perfectly achievable!

I’ll get started right now

 

[Guest2]

Are these the minimum requirements seems kinda high/impossible

That's cute ngl

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

Just did this. Still cant get laid

Try more genemaxxing tbh

PHDs are time consuming and have no financial benefit over just doing a 3 year at a top uni then getting a high powered grad job.

What I suggested will make you rich quicker as what you are suggesting won’t make them rich until they’re in their thirties.

Well just do PhDs and investment banking at the same time bro

it's over if ur not timetravelmaxxing tbh

Oops I meant "too old", sorry for the mistake

 

[Spec Carrot]

You missed one out-
12) Just 'get over' any mental issues you have

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

You missed one out-
12) Just 'get over' any mental issues you have

You're right, sorry for the mistake.
It is very easy btw

 

[Darth Cialis]

Pay.

Oh wait, last week a guy told me his usual prostitute is ditching ugly customers by telling them she moved to another city. Never mind.

 

[theoldnick]

as we used to say a few years ago...
1) be attractive
2) don't be unattractive

 

[CopingManletcel]

Broke homeless Chad will outslay every incel who spends years and hundred thousand dollars on "improving himself"

Why do anything when its all about the FACE?

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

Pay.

Oh wait, last week a guy told me his usual prostitute is ditching ugly customers by telling them she moved to another city. Never mind.

Broke homeless Chad will outslay every incel who spends years and hundred thousand dollars on "improving himself"

Why do anything when its all about the FACE?

Just improve your genes bro

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

thanks for the hot tips buddy boyo

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

thanks for the hot tips buddy boyo

You're welcome

 

[KingChemist]

Basically...

 

[ShadowMonk]

Duck it I'm going to SEasia.

See ya when ya get here

 

[Michael15651]

Rules of wisdom

 

[Sadness]

Be Chad

 

[Robtical]

See ya when ya get here

 

[texascurrycel]

Make 10 million. After you've made 10 million, make 100 million. After you've made 100 million, make 1 billion.

Get famous. After you become famous, become world famous. After you become world famous, become historical famous.

Grow taller. After you grow taller, grow to 6'2". After you grow to 6'2", grow to 6'3". You are just about ok there. For now.

Make every single muscle of your body bulge outward in all dimensions. Make Arnold and Sylvester look like starving kids.

Grow a bigger dick. 5 to 6 inches, 6 to 7 inches, 7 to 8 inches. 8 inches is your initial key in the door. After that, she'll get bored and you'll have to grow to 9, then 10 inches.

 

[NorthAfricanIncel]

1) Buy the latest clothes, even December 2018 is too late
2) Always take a shower when you have any second of free time, you're never too clean
3) Improve your personality, be an asshole and a nice guy at the same time
4) Do 3 PhDs in literature, science and business
5) Reach the top 1% in terms of wealth
6) Land in the board of a company
7) Improve your height
8) Improve your face
9) Improve your genes
10) Improve everything at the same time, even things no one knows
11) Just be more than perfect bro !

Stephen Hawking IQ

 

[nice_try]

Well, that sounds easy

 

[SlayerSlayer]

1) Buy the latest clothes, even December 2018 is too late
2) Always take a shower when you have any second of free time, you're never too clean
3) Improve your personality, be an asshole and a nice guy at the same time
4) Do 3 PhDs in literature, science and business
5) Reach the top 1% in terms of wealth
6) Land in the board of a company
7) Improve your height
8) Improve your face
9) Improve your genes
10) Improve everything at the same time, even things no one knows
11) Just be more than perfect bro !

My guys like my avatar do this perpetually, and still can't get laid . . . except improve genes, cuz you can't bro.