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Experiment Tutorial : how to get laid in 2019

VictoryOrDeath

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1) Buy the latest clothes, even December 2018 is too late
2) Always take a shower when you have any second of free time, you're never too clean
3) Improve your personality, be an asshole and a nice guy at the same time
4) Do 3 PhDs in literature, science and business
5) Reach the top 1% in terms of wealth
6) Land in the board of a company
7) Improve your height
8) Improve your face
9) Improve your genes
10) Improve everything at the same time, even things no one knows
11) Just be more than perfect bro !
 
Duck it I'm going to SEasia.
 
Thanks for the advice. It all seems perfectly achievable! :feelsokman:
 
Just be perfect bro teehee whoops
 
See? Getting laid is easy. Just work on yourself bro :y'all:
 
Are these the minimum requirements seems kinda high/impossible
 
The foids nowadays make benchmarks like videogames
 
you forgot the horse dick

tbh

The PHDs are unnecessary.

If you are from the UK, any degree from a top 10 uni will suffice to get you into investment banking and you’ll be earning 6 figures in your early twenties

That's a minimum requirement that girls look at you.
Recall that the tutorial is about getting laid
 
I have a hard time to tell which one of these stupid rules is the shittiest
 
Just did this. Still cant get laid
 
Just did this. Still cant get laid

Try more genemaxxing tbh

PHDs are time consuming and have no financial benefit over just doing a 3 year at a top uni then getting a high powered grad job.

What I suggested will make you rich quicker as what you are suggesting won’t make them rich until they’re in their thirties.

Well just do PhDs and investment banking at the same time bro
it's over if ur not timetravelmaxxing tbh

Oops I meant "too old", sorry for the mistake
 
You missed one out-
12) Just 'get over' any mental issues you have
 
Pay.

Oh wait, last week a guy told me his usual prostitute is ditching ugly customers by telling them she moved to another city. Never mind.
 
as we used to say a few years ago...
1) be attractive
2) don't be unattractive
 
Broke homeless Chad will outslay every incel who spends years and hundred thousand dollars on "improving himself"

Why do anything when its all about the FACE?
 
Pay.

Oh wait, last week a guy told me his usual prostitute is ditching ugly customers by telling them she moved to another city. Never mind.

Broke homeless Chad will outslay every incel who spends years and hundred thousand dollars on "improving himself"

Why do anything when its all about the FACE?

Just improve your genes bro
 
thanks for the hot tips buddy boyo :)
 
Rules of wisdom
 
Make 10 million. After you've made 10 million, make 100 million. After you've made 100 million, make 1 billion.

Get famous. After you become famous, become world famous. After you become world famous, become historical famous.

Grow taller. After you grow taller, grow to 6'2". After you grow to 6'2", grow to 6'3". You are just about ok there. For now.

Make every single muscle of your body bulge outward in all dimensions. Make Arnold and Sylvester look like starving kids.

Grow a bigger dick. 5 to 6 inches, 6 to 7 inches, 7 to 8 inches. 8 inches is your initial key in the door. After that, she'll get bored and you'll have to grow to 9, then 10 inches.
 
1) Buy the latest clothes, even December 2018 is too late
2) Always take a shower when you have any second of free time, you're never too clean
3) Improve your personality, be an asshole and a nice guy at the same time
4) Do 3 PhDs in literature, science and business
5) Reach the top 1% in terms of wealth
6) Land in the board of a company
7) Improve your height
8) Improve your face
9) Improve your genes
10) Improve everything at the same time, even things no one knows
11) Just be more than perfect bro !
Stephen Hawking IQ
 
Well, that sounds easy
 
1) Buy the latest clothes, even December 2018 is too late
2) Always take a shower when you have any second of free time, you're never too clean
3) Improve your personality, be an asshole and a nice guy at the same time
4) Do 3 PhDs in literature, science and business
5) Reach the top 1% in terms of wealth
6) Land in the board of a company
7) Improve your height
8) Improve your face
9) Improve your genes
10) Improve everything at the same time, even things no one knows
11) Just be more than perfect bro !

My guys like my avatar do this perpetually, and still can't get laid . . . except improve genes, cuz you can't bro.
 

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