Also a bit lazy just converting that one line.
Don't know the song maybe link a youtube vid, bro?
Here is on of my tries. Came to my mind due to some flashbacks of my sis, who was visiting us. She used to play the song all time some years ago. Watch the vid to the end. I put my altered lyrics below and the original translation as well in a spoiler. I can perfectly imagine a rope parody of the wood homeshopping / quiz vid.
Me and my rope
Me and my rope
Okay the song starts, and it gets a topic - me and my rope
And the topic today is rope - me and my, me and my rope
Rope looks very lovely, rope is versatile - me and my rope
You can knot it, you can cut it - me and my, me and my rope
Yes when you tie it up it, it can give you support - me and my, me and my rope
But not when you cut it - oh!
And now everybody in this loop, yeah:
2x:
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Ropy, ropy, rope
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Me and my, me and my rop (my rope)
Me and my rope- best friends forever
LYSM (Acronym) - we are inseparable
It's beyond me why nowadays not everybody wants to own a fine specimen of rope
And not only because you can wonderfully place it in your living room, no
You can also dye it
Well, and now again everybody in this loop, yeah:
2x:
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Ropy, ropy, rope
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Me and my, me and my rope(my rope)
With rope one can tie a damn fine net
And when the all else fails, you can even trust it
(in my German version literal translation would be "When all strands tear" an idiom as a substitute for the original idiom "when the dam breaks" meaning "when the emotions come up". See below for original translation for context)
Because it is crazy, this stuff, 'cause it saves people
Like the Baywatch tootsies or that David Hasselhemp
You've got a Playsi-Pad made of gold? I am proud of my loom
The Linen Prole, I don't bring polyester to the people
Let us take some rope for everyday objects
A new life starts when a flax's life ends
My hoodie, my carpet, my curtain, my clothesline
My bag, your tent, my head
My thoughts, my heart, my life, my world
Is the toughest and most powerful cord
Put your hands in the air!
2x:
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Ropy, ropy, rope
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Me and my, me and my rope(my rope)
Me and my rope
Me and my rope
Me and my rope
Me and my rope
Me and my wood
Me and my wood
Okay the song starts, and it gets a topic - me and my wood
And the topic today is wood - me and my, me and my wood
Wood looks very nice, wood is versatile - me and my wood
You can burn it, you can saw it - me and my, me and my wood
Yes when you burn it, it gives off heat - me and my, me and my wood
But not when you saw it - oh!
And now everybody in this wood, yeah:
2x
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Woody, woody, wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my, me and my wood (my wood)
Me and my wood - best friends forever
LYSM (Acronym) - we are inseparable
It's beyond me why nowadays not everybody wants to own a fine specimen of wood
And not only because you can wonderfully place it in your living room, no
You can also paint it
Well, and now again everybody in this wood, yeah:
2x
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Woody, woody, wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my, me and my wood (my wood)
With wood one can build a damn fine dam
And when the dam breaks, you can even trust it
Because it is crazy, this stuff, 'cause it saves people
Like the Baywatch tootsies or that David Hasselwood
You've got a Playsi-Pad make of gold? I am proud of chainsaw
The Mahogany Prole, I don't bring particle board to the people
Let us take some wood for everyday objects
A new life starts when a tree's life ends
My bench, my table, my stairs, my brooms
My vase, your home, my head
My thoughts, my heart, my life, my world
Is the heaviest and most powerful stick
Put your hands in the air!
2x
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Woody, woody, wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my, me and my wood (my wood)
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Don't know the song maybe link a youtube vid, bro?
Here is on of my tries. Came to my mind due to some flashbacks of my sis, who was visiting us. She used to play the song all time some years ago. Watch the vid to the end. I put my altered lyrics below and the original translation as well in a spoiler. I can perfectly imagine a rope parody of the wood homeshopping / quiz vid.
Me and my rope
Me and my rope
Okay the song starts, and it gets a topic - me and my rope
And the topic today is rope - me and my, me and my rope
Rope looks very lovely, rope is versatile - me and my rope
You can knot it, you can cut it - me and my, me and my rope
Yes when you tie it up it, it can give you support - me and my, me and my rope
But not when you cut it - oh!
And now everybody in this loop, yeah:
2x:
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Ropy, ropy, rope
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Me and my, me and my rop (my rope)
Me and my rope- best friends forever
LYSM (Acronym) - we are inseparable
It's beyond me why nowadays not everybody wants to own a fine specimen of rope
And not only because you can wonderfully place it in your living room, no
You can also dye it
Well, and now again everybody in this loop, yeah:
2x:
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Ropy, ropy, rope
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Me and my, me and my rope(my rope)
With rope one can tie a damn fine net
And when the all else fails, you can even trust it
(in my German version literal translation would be "When all strands tear" an idiom as a substitute for the original idiom "when the dam breaks" meaning "when the emotions come up". See below for original translation for context)
Because it is crazy, this stuff, 'cause it saves people
Like the Baywatch tootsies or that David Hasselhemp
You've got a Playsi-Pad made of gold? I am proud of my loom
The Linen Prole, I don't bring polyester to the people
Let us take some rope for everyday objects
A new life starts when a flax's life ends
My hoodie, my carpet, my curtain, my clothesline
My bag, your tent, my head
My thoughts, my heart, my life, my world
Is the toughest and most powerful cord
Put your hands in the air!
2x:
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Ropy, ropy, rope
Me and my rope, me and my rope
Me and my, me and my rope(my rope)
Me and my rope
Me and my rope
Me and my rope
Me and my rope
Me and my wood
Me and my wood
Okay the song starts, and it gets a topic - me and my wood
And the topic today is wood - me and my, me and my wood
Wood looks very nice, wood is versatile - me and my wood
You can burn it, you can saw it - me and my, me and my wood
Yes when you burn it, it gives off heat - me and my, me and my wood
But not when you saw it - oh!
And now everybody in this wood, yeah:
2x
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Woody, woody, wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my, me and my wood (my wood)
Me and my wood - best friends forever
LYSM (Acronym) - we are inseparable
It's beyond me why nowadays not everybody wants to own a fine specimen of wood
And not only because you can wonderfully place it in your living room, no
You can also paint it
Well, and now again everybody in this wood, yeah:
2x
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Woody, woody, wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my, me and my wood (my wood)
With wood one can build a damn fine dam
And when the dam breaks, you can even trust it
Because it is crazy, this stuff, 'cause it saves people
Like the Baywatch tootsies or that David Hasselwood
You've got a Playsi-Pad make of gold? I am proud of chainsaw
The Mahogany Prole, I don't bring particle board to the people
Let us take some wood for everyday objects
A new life starts when a tree's life ends
My bench, my table, my stairs, my brooms
My vase, your home, my head
My thoughts, my heart, my life, my world
Is the heaviest and most powerful stick
Put your hands in the air!
2x
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Woody, woody, wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my, me and my wood (my wood)
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
Me and my wood, me and my wood
JFL
Someone had the same idea as me and set it to music:
JFL
Someone had the same idea as me and set it to music:
I wanted to listen to "Me and my wood", but I accidently typed rope instead of wood, so I found that version.
| @ master blame me You fakecels know my blackpilled flow You fakecels know my blackpilled flow You fakecels know my blackpilled flow it's i-n-c-e-l, i-n-c-e-l [Verse 1] You lookin' at the grand wizard Incel, vocal chord so vicious And I don't have to show post count To get pings and pm's from based bros And it ain't about chivalry It's about dope lyrics and delivery It's about my persona Ain't nothin' like a 'cel that can do what he wanna Ain't nothin' like a 'cel that you knew in offtopic See 'em come up and fuck up the o-p See 'em quote e-r, based a-f Nigga you gay, damn high i-q Fucking chad, he got multiple bitches pussy, daily bread, none for me in the ditches dumb cuck keep coping, there's none for you either and recognize it is over, foids have chad fever [Hook 1] I can say what I want to say Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it If I call you a soyboy cuck Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it If I steal Stacy's panties Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it If I trigger numales on reddit Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it [Verse 2] My cock is raw, a dirty needle Choke my snake, every day to something fake Lyrically I'm so lethal Plant thoughts in they mind just to trigger you The blackpill is law Y'all spit saliva, and I spit lava I got the fearless flow Don't get near this, ho, if you scared to go I keep it blackpilled, and why should I change that? Fuck you soylords trying to change biology But ain't you the same cat That sat back when they bullied some manlet boyo? I'm tryin' to save them from becoming bluepill cucks, How you mothafuckas gonna tell me "don't say that"? You the ones that we learned it from You called me creepy back in 2006 [Hook 2] So if I hate foids Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it If I call them chads meat toilets, Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it If I shoot up your college in minecraft (fuck you fbi-cels) Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it If I go elliot chonassian in minecraft Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it [Verse 3] Thank god when I bless the forum, another normie in denial, over for him, An incel talkin' about real life So you can try to get this shit right use your brain not facebook, use your brain not reddit, it's over if not chad. Don't be scared of them people Walk up in there and show them that you unequal you're just no chad material, An incel grew up on hate, the pain was real. No cope for the damned, failure on serial, Look at my life, no rope is a miracle Look at the world, it's all satirical chad gets them all, it's a ritual god is a foid, satan, too, stop coping and get real, buddy boyo [Hook 3] If I call you npc, Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it If I shitpost all day Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it If I get banned (free him,) Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it If I lay down and rot Ain't nothin' to it, inceldom made me do it [Bridge] You fakecels know my blackpilled flow You fakecels know my blackpilled flow You fakecels know my blackpilled flow it's i-n-c-e-l, i-n-c-e-l [Outro] Oh yeah, and another thing For all Don't get on TV talkin' about incels ‘Cause 9 times out of 10 You don't know the fuck you talkin' about Talk about that normie shit you do Stay the fuck out of mine |
Maestro
Blame me You niggas know my pyroclastic flow You niggas know my pyroclastic flow flow You niggas know my pyroclastic flow It's R-A-W, R-A-W [Verse 1] You lookin' at the grand wizard Warlord, vocal chord so vicious And I don't have to show riches To pull up, pull off with some bad bitches And it ain't about chivalry It's about dope lyrics and delivery It's about my persona Ain't nothin' like a man that can do what he wanna Ain't nothin' like a man that you knew on the corner See 'em come up and fuck up the owner See 'em throw up Westside California Nigga, I'm hot as Phoenix, Arizona I'm Utah: I got multiple bitches It's a new law, keep a hold of your riches Dumb nigga, don't spend it as soon as you get it And recognize I'm a captain and you a lieutenant [Hook 1] I can say what I want to say Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it If I call you a nigga Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it I can act like an animal Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it If I eat you like a cannibal Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it [Verse 2] I'm raw as a dirty needle Choke an eagle, just to feed all my people Lyrically I'm so lethal Plant thoughts in they mind just to defeat you Ice Cube is a saga Y'all spit saliva, and I spit lava I got the fearless flow Don't get near this, ho, if you scared to go I keep it gangsta, and why should I change that? Fuck you old mothafuckas tryin' to change rap But ain't you the same cat That sat back when they brought cocaine back? I'm tryin' to get me a Maybach How you mothafuckas gonna tell me "don't say that"? You the ones that we learned it from I heard nigga back in 1971 [Hook 2] So if I act like a pimp Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it If I call you a nappy-headed ho Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it If I shoot up your college Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it If I rob you of knowledge Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it [Verse 3] Thank God when I bless the mic You finally get to hear the shit that you like A nigga talkin' about real life So you can try to get this shit right Use your brain, not your back Use your brain, not a gat; it's a party, not a jack Don't be scared of them people Walk up in there and show them that you equal And don't be material A nigga grew up on milk and cereal I never forgot Van Ness and imperial Look at my life, Ice Cube is a miracle It could be you if you was this lyrical It could be her if she was this spiritual ‘Cause me and Allah go back like cronies I ain't gotta be fake, ‘cause he is my homie [Hook 3] If I sell a little crack Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it If I die in Iraq Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it If I take you for granted Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it If I fuck up the planet Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it [Bridge] You niggas know my pyroclastic flow You niggas know my pyroclastic flow-flow You niggas know my pyroclastic flow It's R-A-W, R-A-W [Outro] Oh yeah, and another thing For all y'all niggas that don't do gangsta rap Don't get on TV talkin' about gangsta rap ‘Cause 9 times out of 10 You don't know the fuck you talkin' about Talk about that bullshit rap you do Stay the fuck out of mine |
