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Theory Trying to kill yourself could get you a gf (quantum theory)

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It is very possible that the quantum immortality theory is true. This is a theory that logically follows from the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics.

If true, the theory implies that we are each immortal from our own perspectives due to there always being a version of you that survives in the multiverse, no matter how unlikely the odds.

Therefore, if you are suicidal it is always worth leveraging this theory to create your dream life. If the theory is wrong, you have nothing to lose. But if the theory is correct, you will be able to achieve anything.

All you have to do is tell yourself
"I will kill myself if I don't have a gf by tomorrow"
And then actually follow through by kiling yourself using an effective method if you don't get a gf.

If quantum immortality is true, then against all odds there will be a universe in which you get a gf instantly.

However I wouldn't recommend doing this if you're not already suicidal as the theory is probably not true.

But for those who are already suicidal, doing this is an absolute no brainer. Just make sure you use an effective method otherwise quantum immortality will put you in a universe where you failed the attempt.


The text above applies to the videogame GTA5 and not real life.
 
nah

im a multiversecel, i travelled through millions of different universes and each version of myself was just as much of a incel as the next
 
I am incel in every universe. If I ever got a gf the fabric of reality would probably tear apart.
 
Just kill yourself theory
 
Interesting
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Idk, reincarnation makes more sense. Your concioussness goes to person with similar genetic base that has matching frame and layering. But this theory is problematic because some characteristics are consistent (they appear in a full package - stupid and autistic people are on average uglier), meaning that some higher force hates our souls and wants us kill ourselves until end of all life. With theory only some people with shit phenotype are saved later, but people with shit genotype are fucked forever and might reincarnate in Brazilian slums until some master race decides to wipe them out forever.

We can't know for sure without scientific method I won't be promoting openly since it's illegal.
 
It is very possible that the quantum immortality theory is true. This is a theory that logically follows from the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics.

If true, the theory implies that we are each immortal from our own perspectives due to there always being a version of you that survives in the multiverse, no matter how unlikely the odds.

Therefore, if you are suicidal it is always worth leveraging this theory to create your dream life. If the theory is wrong, you have nothing to lose. But if the theory is correct, you will be able to achieve anything.

All you have to do is tell yourself
"I will kill myself if I don't have a gf by tomorrow"
And then actually follow through by kiling yourself using an effective method if you don't get a gf.

If quantum immortality is true, then against all odds there will be a universe in which you get a gf instantly.

However I wouldn't recommend doing this if you're not already suicidal as the theory is probably not true.

But for those who are already suicidal, doing this is an absolute no brainer. Just make sure you use an effective method otherwise quantum immortality will put you in a universe where you failed the attempt.


The text above applies to the videogame GTA5 and not real life.
Sources cited: University of Tel Aviv
 
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