It's truly the best way to knock someone down a peg. I've never done this much myself due to being self conscious of my own looks but it's probably good to have a repertoire of good looks based insults on hand at all time.
Which hurts more?
Looks
- You don't meet the height requirement for this conversation, come back when you've grown a few inches. Adults are talking.
- Dude point your face somewhere else - I just finished eating. You're grossing me out with that thing.
- Hey man, you should eat something. You weigh less than a 12 year old girl. You're like a walking skeleton. I should hang you outside my door during Halloween to scare children.
Personality
- You don't meet the IQ requirement for this conversation. Go watch some kid's cartoons. Adults are talking.
- Dude go be an asshole somewhere else. You're the worst. You make Hitler look like a humanitarian.
- You seem like the type of person that no one remembers.
No one cares about personality. That's why it's almost impossible to effectively insult someone on theirs. Personality insults just sound like corny jokes. You can't even make one that hurts.
But everyone cares about looks. Looks insults are easy to make in brutal ways.
