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NowItsSlimeTime

NowItsSlimeTime

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You don't like the yellows of fried eggs, also known as yolks

I just prefer whites.
 
Tell me where you live so I can put you in a trashbag after cutting you up into sugarcube sized pieces and then let you get trash compacted into a square, turn you into a stool and sit on you for the rest of your miserable existence.

That's right fucker, not even gonna kill you, just gonna turn you into a cube. You're done kiddo. You'll become geometrical once I'm done with your ass, completely and utterly done with ever not being a shape. I'll use you to define what a cube is in elementary schools, you'll become an oversized building block so I'll have to cut you and compact you again into smaller pieces so you won't even be whole again.

All this time you'll be wishing you were nice to the poor slimey GrAYcel. So what's it gonna be bitch? You gonna take it back or you gonna give up and cry like the little baby cube boy you are? Fucking pathetic piece of square.
 
Tell me where you live so I can put you in a trashbag after cutting you up into sugarcube sized pieces and then let you get trash compacted into a square, turn you into a stool and sit on you for the rest of your miserable existence.

That's right fucker, not even gonna kill you, just gonna turn you into a cube. You're done kiddo. You'll become geometrical once I'm done with your ass, completely and utterly done with ever not being a shape. I'll use you to define what a cube is in elementary schools, you'll become an oversized building block so I'll have to cut you and compact you again into smaller pieces so you won't even be whole again.

All this time you'll be wishing you were nice to the poor slimey GrAYcel. So what's it gonna be bitch? You gonna take it back or you gonna give up and cry like the little baby cube boy you are? Fucking pathetic piece of square.
 
@NoLooksNoLife You're fucking dead kiddo. I've already sent ten missile strikes to your house. It's over for you. You'll never see the light of day again once I'm done rectally pulverizing your ass with 10 foot ballistic missiles. They're seeking your cube shaped cheeks, and they're gonna clap hard. Say nighty night to any semblance of hope you might've had at ever being happy or safe. When I'm done with you you'll wish you just never said Okay GrAYcel. Okay GrAYcel means I'm gaycel and I can't have that happening to my fragile ego. You're finished.
 
@NoLooksNoLife You're fucking dead kiddo. I've already sent ten missile strikes to your house. It's over for you. You'll never see the light of day again once I'm done rectally pulverizing your ass with 10 foot ballistic missiles. They're seeking your cube shaped cheeks, and they're gonna clap hard. Say nighty night to any semblance of hope you might've had at ever being happy or safe. When I'm done with you you'll wish you just never said Okay GrAYcel. Okay GrAYcel means I'm gaycel and I can't have that happening to my fragile ego. You're finished.
 
@NoLooksNoLife You think this is funny you little baby wetwipe bitch? Well guess what, kid gloves are off now. That's right motherfucker, it's time for the big guns. And by big guns I mean anti air turrets and machine guns. I'll fucking end your miserable existence right now. You won't know what hit you until you're more full of holes then spongebob after being shot with anti air turrets and machine guns. Because thats you motherfucker, spongebob looking ass. Square shaped bitchboy, I'll actually end your miserable existence. GrAYcel my ass
 
@NoLooksNoLife You think this is funny you little baby wetwipe bitch? Well guess what, kid gloves are off now. That's right motherfucker, it's time for the big guns. And by big guns I mean anti air turrets and machine guns. I'll fucking end your miserable existence right now. You won't know what hit you until you're more full of holes then spongebob after being shot with anti air turrets and machine guns. Because thats you motherfucker, spongebob looking ass. Square shaped bitchboy, I'll actually end your miserable existence. GrAYcel my ass
 
@NoLooksNoLife yeah im out of stuff to say sorry just pretend I continued the joke
 
KILL ALL CUMSKIN WORSHIPPERS
 
As a truecel, I'll say this: I like the yolks of eggs better. But I like both the yolks and the whites, eggs are just good food all around, man.

Also, what a weird topic to bring up. :feelsjuice:
 

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