Truecel trait: You're too dumb to invest wisely

[thespanishcel]

Be it the stock market (don't care if day trading or long term), gold, forex or crypto, trying to learn investing feels like learning Chinese or you simply don't have the nerve to invest because you keep reminding to yourself that you will lose money and how much better you would be if you hadn't invested. And really this is one of those things that you must be self-taught as most investment courses are scams, so apart from a specific mentality you also need a lot of willpower to sit for hours reading investing books or watching videos. If you're high IQ enough to be a good investor and have a nice portfolio that gives you that sweet passive income then I dunno why you're still incel, use those skills (perserverance, keeping your head cold, not overthinking, etc.) to ascend and you will do good unless your looks are truecel tier No wonder in the investment "fandom" they always use that hyperbolic language and larp as Chads.

 

[Zer0/∞]

Buy VTI and forget, no one can beat the market.

 

[Zer0/∞]

Be it the stock market (don't care if day trading or long term), gold, forex or crypto, trying to learn investing feels like learning Chinese or you simply don't have the nerve to invest because you keep reminding to yourself that you will lose money and how much better you would be if you hadn't invested. And really this is one of those things that you must be self-taught as most investment courses are scams, so apart from a specific mentality you also need a lot of willpower to sit for hours reading investing books or watching videos. If you're high IQ enough to be a good investor and have a nice portfolio that gives you that sweet passive income then I dunno why you're still incel, use those skills (perserverance, keeping your head cold, not overthinking, etc.) to ascend and you will do good unless your looks are truecel tier No wonder in the investment "fandom" they always use that hyperbolic language and larp as Chads.

It’s because you’re a high IQ fag that can’t accept “average” performance.

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Buy VTI and forget, no one can beat the market.

The only downside is, by the time you get rich you'll be a rickety old faggot and you can't even really enjoy money all that much when you're old

 

[Zer0/∞]

The only downside is, by the time you get rich you'll be a rickety old faggot and you can't even really enjoy money all that much when you're old

Atleast you won’t be wageslaving over 60.

 

[PLA1092]

I have no current investments, nor am I economically very proficient, but attempt to invest in largely stable investments that will give you a slow but profitable return; it won't gain you any foids out of legitimate attraction, but you will be able to wealthmaxx...

I certainly do wish I suddenly made a lucky investment on a start-up and had a windfall; comfortable rotting for the rest of my life, as well as making a few more bucks by giving out useless "advice" to desperate copers and teenagers mislead by my wealth.

 

[Bedford Stye]

Be it the stock market (don't care if day trading or long term), gold, forex or crypto, trying to learn investing feels like learning Chinese or you simply don't have the nerve to invest because you keep reminding to yourself that you will lose money and how much better you would be if you hadn't invested. And really this is one of those things that you must be self-taught as most investment courses are scams, so apart from a specific mentality you also need a lot of willpower to sit for hours reading investing books or watching videos. If you're high IQ enough to be a good investor and have a nice portfolio that gives you that sweet passive income then I dunno why you're still incel, use those skills (perserverance, keeping your head cold, not overthinking, etc.) to ascend and you will do good unless your looks are truecel tier No wonder in the investment "fandom" they always use that hyperbolic language and larp as Chads.

I have zero business ability

 

[thespanishcel]

I have no current investments, nor am I economically very proficient, but attempt to invest in largely stable investments that will give you a slow but profitable return; it won't gain you any foids out of legitimate attraction, but you will be able to wealthmaxx...

I certainly do wish I suddenly made a lucky investment on a start-up and had a windfall; comfortable rotting for the rest of my life, as well as making a few more bucks by giving out useless "advice" to desperate copers and teenagers mislead by my wealth.

You described most investment gurus very well tbh. In Spain we have this dickhead called Josef Ajram who sells many shitty investment books and courses, he presents himself as a self made man who started from nothing but now is rich thanks to his day trading skills, which he guarantees you can also acquire if you listen to him. The truth is our boy Josef was already rich before investing, he lost a huge amount of money (that his dad gave him) when he started and has a long history of bankruptcy and failed projects, but one day he got lucky with stocks and ever since he has presented himself as a messiah of the markets.

 

[LDARbeforeROPE]

Buy VTI and forget, no one can beat the market.

will invest

 

[PLA1092]

You described most investment gurus very well tbh. In Spain we have this dickhead called Josef Ajram who sells many shitty investment books and courses, he presents himself as a self made man who started from nothing but now is rich thanks to his day trading skills, which he guarantees you can also acquire if you listen to him. The truth is our boy Josef was already rich before investing, he lost a huge amount of money (that his dad gave him) when he started and has a long history of bankruptcy and failed projects, but one day he got lucky with stocks and ever since he has presented himself as a messiah of the markets.

As expected; also notice his attractiveness giving him a halo as a smart, wealth-savvy investor to foids and other deluded normies alike.