Serious Truecel trait: You eat your food weird

[Dollfucker]

What i mean by this is that if you saw me eating from a distance, youd think wtf is wrong with that nigga and I cant help it I just naturally eated this way since like the beginning of time. First I hold my spoon/fork like a caveman I was told, and how I overexaggerated when I eat whatever that means. This is reason why my family never takes me out on resturants because they say its embarressing. One thing they really dont like is how I slurpmaxx whenever I have soup like this

That soup was so good btw . I cannot enjoy a soup if I dont slurpmaxx it. I cant describe way I just gotta do it. If I ever somehow got a date, I dont even know what would happen if she saw me ate, personally idk why people care how I eat my food or how to use a fork properally nigga the food is going in my mouth thats it same thing when I take a dump, people think its weird, I squat over the toliet bowl like if your doing squats in the gym I do that and put my feet on the bowl pretty much I do everything weird

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

Meme worthy audio

 

[sub5chud]

What i mean by this is that if you saw me eating from a distance, youd think wtf is wrong with that nigga and I cant help it I just naturally eated this way since like the beginning of time. First I hold my spoon/fork like a caveman I was told, and how I overexaggerated when I eat whatever that means. This is reason why my family never takes me out on resturants because they say its embarressing. One thing they really dont like is how I slurpmaxx whenever I have soup like this
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That soup was so good btw . I cannot enjoy a soup if I dont slurpmaxx it. I cant describe way I just gotta do it. If I ever somehow got a date, I dont even know what would happen if she saw me ate, personally idk why people care how I eat my food or how to use a fork properally nigga the food is going in my mouth thats it same thing when I take a dump, people think its weird, I squat over the toliet bowl like if your doing squats in the gym I do that and put my feet on the bowl pretty much I do everything weird

Are you drinking the soup?

 

[Enigmaz]

I eat too damn fast because I want to get done with it. It's a mundane task I have to do to live. I sometimes throw up. I should get myself one of those slow feeders.

 

[onyxorion]

What i mean by this is that if you saw me eating from a distance, youd think wtf is wrong with that nigga and I cant help it I just naturally eated this way since like the beginning of time. First I hold my spoon/fork like a caveman I was told, and how I overexaggerated when I eat whatever that means. This is reason why my family never takes me out on resturants because they say its embarressing. One thing they really dont like is how I slurpmaxx whenever I have soup like this
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That soup was so good btw . I cannot enjoy a soup if I dont slurpmaxx it. I cant describe way I just gotta do it. If I ever somehow got a date, I dont even know what would happen if she saw me ate, personally idk why people care how I eat my food or how to use a fork properally nigga the food is going in my mouth thats it same thing when I take a dump, people think its weird, I squat over the toliet bowl like if your doing squats in the gym I do that and put my feet on the bowl pretty much I do everything weird

Bro I usually stuff my mouth with food even in public unfortunately
I manhandle my food like how Meeks manhandled that kid

 

[antisocialcel]

 

[Emba]

Ned's more example of this cutlery use scenario.

I for one am looking for a fresh public eating style.

Currently, I'm quite happy with my medieval / 1800 sud American gaucho, eat with only a knife style.

But, any tips are welcome

 

[FuckYou]

Comically loud slurping

 

[Deta97]

What i mean by this is that if you saw me eating from a distance, youd think wtf is wrong with that nigga and I cant help it I just naturally eated this way since like the beginning of time. First I hold my spoon/fork like a caveman I was told, and how I overexaggerated when I eat whatever that means. This is reason why my family never takes me out on resturants because they say its embarressing. One thing they really dont like is how I slurpmaxx whenever I have soup like this
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That soup was so good btw . I cannot enjoy a soup if I dont slurpmaxx it. I cant describe way I just gotta do it. If I ever somehow got a date, I dont even know what would happen if she saw me ate, personally idk why people care how I eat my food or how to use a fork properally nigga the food is going in my mouth thats it same thing when I take a dump, people think its weird, I squat over the toliet bowl like if your doing squats in the gym I do that and put my feet on the bowl pretty much I do everything weird

I'm not sure how I eat, but I do slurp my tea and swish it in my mouth...

It's good for teeth.

And I'd imagine the soup to be pretty hot, which is how I cool the soup and tea, by sucking and slurping the heat from the soup and tea while eating it.

 

[Grodd]

Comically loud slurping

 

[Failed Pullout]

Holy kek

 

[zd60]

Comically loud slurping

 

[Based NaziCel]

Cope, you’re just ugly.Chad is never told that he looks disgusting eating or that he holds the cutlery like a neanderthal (jfl, man) even if he would look worse than a curry while eating.

 

[unionistcel]

I eat bread by eating the crusts then rolling the dough into a ball and eating it that way

 

[Rapistcel]

What i mean by this is that if you saw me eating from a distance, youd think wtf is wrong with that nigga and I cant help it I just naturally eated this way since like the beginning of time. First I hold my spoon/fork like a caveman I was told, and how I overexaggerated when I eat whatever that means. This is reason why my family never takes me out on resturants because they say its embarressing. One thing they really dont like is how I slurpmaxx whenever I have soup like this
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That soup was so good btw . I cannot enjoy a soup if I dont slurpmaxx it. I cant describe way I just gotta do it. If I ever somehow got a date, I dont even know what would happen if she saw me ate, personally idk why people care how I eat my food or how to use a fork properally nigga the food is going in my mouth thats it same thing when I take a dump, people think its weird, I squat over the toliet bowl like if your doing squats in the gym I do that and put my feet on the bowl pretty much I do everything weird

 

[Rapistcel]

Ned's more example of this cutlery use scenario.

I for one am looking for a fresh public eating style.

Currently, I'm quite happy with my medieval / 1800 sud American gaucho, eat with only a knife style.

But, any tips are welcome

Emba is a great man