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Blackpill Truecel Trait: Old, War-Torn Fleshlights That Look Like A Zombie's Fuckholes

Sparrow's Song

Sparrow's Song

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I have a trio of Fleshlights that I have owned for several years now. My coomer routine is line them all up and have all three lubed up and ready for my ding to penetrate. I put on some Isley Borthers to play at a low volume in the background and create a fap video playlist. I fap to solos, I use the mouth one Fleshlight when the foid is sucking the dildo or I'm just looking at her face in the beginning of the video and thinking about skull raping her. I obvious switch to the pussy one when the pussy is out and s the center of attention, and the butthole Fleshlight is used when the foid's asshole is the focus. Thus I can have an immersive experience with any porn I fap to.

The mouth Fleshlight isn't actually a Fleshlight, it's a mouth suction thing with lips and teeth. That was the first to suffer catastrophic damage. The teeth are made of the same silicone type material as the rest of the object and one day I was violently thrusting into it and the part where the teeth join the top of the mouth wore off. Weeks later the bottom teeth suffered the same fate. Without teeth it wasn't much different, the tongue was still intact and the suction still worked. I finally put it out of commission when the hole at the end that the suction tube attaches to got ripped and gaped by me raping it too hard and pushing through the end (because it is squishy and without a hard exterior) and the suction part broke off. I keep it as a memento, I plan on just leaving it out in public somewhere for someone to find.

The pussy Fleshlight is actually a Fleshlight and I've had it for years. Over the years it has worn out and the entrance has torn a bit and doesn't grip my ding the way it used to. Part of the reason why is because sometimes I would use very little lube when I used it to simulate what it would be like for me to ascend since my face is so hideous that a foid's pussy would be dry as fuck if I was having sex with her. When I got kidnapped by the fedcucks and sent to the mental health dungeon, I had coomed in it like an hour before and the coom fermented and turned yellow while I was locked up for two weeks. I ran soapy boiling water through it and cleaned it the best I could and then I put it in the washing machine with my clothes. The stains didn't come out and now it has some discoloration at the entrance. I tried to use some Indian Ink and a needle to practice doing 3rd world prison tattoos on it, I was wanting to make it say "FEMCEL" (because I am putting my penis in it and it cannot consent) but I tried to hard when I was making the font look cool and totally fucked up the tattoo. It also looks smeared and fucked up. I will be leaving that one in a random public location for someone to find. I might even post it on reddit with some pictures and give GPS coordinates and clues where to find it so it's like an easter egg hunt.

The butthole Fleshlight has proved to be the most resilient. Despite the fact that I have often power thrusted into into with very little lube (to simulate an act that would hurt a foid because I am misogynistic even when I'm fapping), it still has it's original tightness with minimum damage. It has a stain near the entrance because I had it ready to go and balance on the bottom cap while I was cleaning wet resin from the stem of my bong and I accidentally slung resin goop on in and it discolored immediately. I can still enjoy it as much as I did when it was new to this day despite being years old... I often play sounds of females crying and turn the volume of the porn down when I use it.

I still use all three to fap. I have even glued sandpaper to the case the handle area of the case and wrapped tactical paracord around the sandpaper to ensure there is no slipping when I get sloppy with lube, pre coom, and coom. I have thought about converting one of the cases into a bong and selling it on Etsy.
 
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I don't have one because I'm too paranoid about somebody finding it.
I also imagine cleaning it out to be annoying and disgusting.
 
This is sad

Sorry bro :feelsbadman:
 
If you are using a moldy smelly destroyed fleshlight it is over for you and your dick boyo.
 
Download 2 1640222701587
 
If you are using a moldy smelly destroyed fleshlight it is over for you and your dick boyo.
No, my dick makes it over for fleshlights.:lasereyes:
 
mine lasted a month. it's a very low quality product. :feelsUgh:
 
Holy shit I'm not reading all of that
 
My flashlights are still fine.

The trick is to not drop them or leave them outside
 
i don't have any. and lubes are expensive. and when you are done dispose the fleshlight at some foid home.
 
This is a repost of a thread I made on another forum months ago. I don't have the fleshlights anymore unfortunately because they gave off a powerful ripe pocket pussy scent even when fully clean so I threw them away before I moved since I didn't want my dad to smell them in the van.
 
you should read it, it’s very based.
:yes::yes::yes:
THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL INCEL ON PLANET EARTH
Every sentence of OP got me howling like crazy :lul:
This guy ROCKS

I was wanting to make it say "FEMCEL" (because I am putting my penis in it and it cannot consent) but I tried to hard when I was making the font look cool and totally fucked up the tattoo
:lul::lul::lul:
 


if you don’t have the respect to read, don’t show disrespect by saying “didn’t read” or linking a video which says the same thing.

users like you are the reason this forum is fucking shit, because users find meme one-paragraph threads to be more engaging and interesting compared to longer threads which are more based and blackpilled.

@Sparrow's Song I read every word, and actually read the thread twice because the based levels were off the charts, you inspired me to one day get my own sex Toys which I can rape the way that you do.
 
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users like you are the reason this forum is fucking shit
Those are mighty big words Mr Prodigal Poster returns...

Hope you got what it takes to back them up.
You talk the talk but do you walk the walk
 
no fleshlights or dolls in shitslamic republic of iran
 
Coud you post some pics? :feelsautistic:
 
I still remember my old head honcho. That thing was a goddamn trooper, I tell you what. Seen some hell. Right now I'm switching between a newer model head honcho, a doc johnson super sucker, an extremely decrepit tenga fliphole, and this ridiculously tight thrust pro. It truly is the greatest cope.
 

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