This post will be focused on survival tips on the workplace for the incels that can't avoid it for whatever reason, MASSIVE THANKS to my IRL truecel friend Houdini for providing me crucial info, as he has tons of work experience. Disclaimer: This guide has been made for incels that are prolly struggling with finances and can't avoid entering the hellish workplace ecosystem.
#1: Cover your back.
Normies can and will throw you under the bus first for whatever reason they may consider fit, they're not your friends, don't treat them as such, be polite, but be aware at all times, you will be a prime target for blaming. Straight from him:
#2: Do NOT try to date coworkers
Niggas here will go: But NIKOOO im incel, i know dude, its over for all of us, but i've said it before, sometimes you get random streaks of hope and those can make you do stupid things, always remember, BE REAL
#3: Do NOT do any favors to coworkers, LEARN to say NO.
You help em once, they gonna start exploiting you, if you're the type of incel that finds it really hard to say no IRL, its time to learn it brodda or you gonna have a very bad time at the workplace. DO NOT BORROW OR LEND MONEY TO YOUR COWORKERS EVER
#4 Do NOT slack if you really need the money
Unfortunally as the incel and outcast chances are you will be one of the main targets for layoffs and any mistakes you make will be treated 10x worse compared to other people, if you're really struggling with finances, avoid mistakes at the job, they will be far more costlier for you as a social failure than for a normie or a woman,
#5 Prepare for workplace bullying
Depending on your age, chances are people will start laughing about you always being single or being childless or never married, don't take it personally, they're stupid, but there nothing you can do about it, you try to fight back, YOU will be the one getting fucked later.
#6 Do not relax about your status at the workplace
You are very disposable at the job, you may get a decent boss, but at any point someone else may come in and you will be one of the first targets to check for layoffs, keep it in mind, try to never see the company as your second home or family, they're not, you simply are there to survive, nothing else.
#7 Control your spendings and try to get a little second extra income if possible
If you're on the wagie cage chances are you are not doing that well on money, try to control your spendings in case the job fires you, a little second extra income can be very handy to spend on copes. DO NOT rely only on your job paycheck, it can go away in an instant.
#8 Expect and prepare for a high stress enviroment
The life of the incel is already a very high stress one, but the workplace will truly test you, be ready for it, have a cope or 2 you REALLY love to keep you going.
#9 Beware any incel addictions
Addicted to some drug?, to cutting urself champagne life style with a victorinox?, to wanking off 20 time a day?, the slop daily every hour 300kg grind?, all of those will be impossible at the job, be aware of this, as when you get removed from em, you can get very stressed out.
Massive thanks to my brodda Houdini for the help and his experiences about being a wizard (almost necromancer) male on the workforce in different spaces, i hope all my brocels here can either neet or get good inheritances, but if not, well i hope these tips help you a bit.
#1: Cover your back.
Normies can and will throw you under the bus first for whatever reason they may consider fit, they're not your friends, don't treat them as such, be polite, but be aware at all times, you will be a prime target for blaming. Straight from him:
#2: Do NOT try to date coworkers
Niggas here will go: But NIKOOO im incel, i know dude, its over for all of us, but i've said it before, sometimes you get random streaks of hope and those can make you do stupid things, always remember, BE REAL
#3: Do NOT do any favors to coworkers, LEARN to say NO.
You help em once, they gonna start exploiting you, if you're the type of incel that finds it really hard to say no IRL, its time to learn it brodda or you gonna have a very bad time at the workplace. DO NOT BORROW OR LEND MONEY TO YOUR COWORKERS EVER
#4 Do NOT slack if you really need the money
Unfortunally as the incel and outcast chances are you will be one of the main targets for layoffs and any mistakes you make will be treated 10x worse compared to other people, if you're really struggling with finances, avoid mistakes at the job, they will be far more costlier for you as a social failure than for a normie or a woman,
#5 Prepare for workplace bullying
Depending on your age, chances are people will start laughing about you always being single or being childless or never married, don't take it personally, they're stupid, but there nothing you can do about it, you try to fight back, YOU will be the one getting fucked later.
#6 Do not relax about your status at the workplace
You are very disposable at the job, you may get a decent boss, but at any point someone else may come in and you will be one of the first targets to check for layoffs, keep it in mind, try to never see the company as your second home or family, they're not, you simply are there to survive, nothing else.
#7 Control your spendings and try to get a little second extra income if possible
If you're on the wagie cage chances are you are not doing that well on money, try to control your spendings in case the job fires you, a little second extra income can be very handy to spend on copes. DO NOT rely only on your job paycheck, it can go away in an instant.
#8 Expect and prepare for a high stress enviroment
The life of the incel is already a very high stress one, but the workplace will truly test you, be ready for it, have a cope or 2 you REALLY love to keep you going.
#9 Beware any incel addictions
Addicted to some drug?, to cutting urself champagne life style with a victorinox?, to wanking off 20 time a day?, the slop daily every hour 300kg grind?, all of those will be impossible at the job, be aware of this, as when you get removed from em, you can get very stressed out.
Massive thanks to my brodda Houdini for the help and his experiences about being a wizard (almost necromancer) male on the workforce in different spaces, i hope all my brocels here can either neet or get good inheritances, but if not, well i hope these tips help you a bit.
