Tried escortcelling for the first time today

[Saddam]

Hope this doesn't count as a rulebreaking post as literally anyone here can do the same once he turns 18.

I didn't really "try" it, so to speak. I just out in town sore as fuck from gymcelling/not moving my neck during sleep so dedicded to save some hard earned wageslave cash a deep tissue massage.I actually thought it'd be a guy.

Anyway a foid walks in and 3 mind later I realise it's obviously not an actual massage place, but a "massage parlor" she is just rubbibg my back but no real technique, keep touching my boxers, I now see that it's just a front for a happy ending. I always knew these places exists but I thought it was like legit massage > option of happy ending rather than customer in > happy ending > out. Anyway she pretty alternated between messaging my shoulders/spine/upper back/anywhere I asked her to.

Still was ok, she tried to offer £100k for sex which I jfl'd at but managed to properly grind my dick against her and feel her tits for like £10 which was better than nothing I guess. I mean at least if you know what sex physically feels like it makes those hurr virgin conversaitons with normies slighty easier to hide your power level in.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Still a cuck

 

[Shinjicel]

Chad gets his dick touched for free tbh ngl.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

she tried to offer £100k for sex

J F L

 

[Deleted member 19236]

100k

Damn, those bitches really think they shit ice cream and piss champagne

 

[Stalin]

she tried to offer £100k for sex

 

[Personalityinkwell]

so you didn't fuck or even get a handjob?

 

[Allblueeeee]

so you didn't fuck or even get a handjob?

He rubbed his penis against her milkers. Thats better than sex

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Never been to those massage parlors

Chad gets his dick touched for free tbh ngl.

Yeah but we're not Chad so......

 

[Iwanttolive]

Did u coom

 

[Mogged Loner]

Still a cuck

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so you didn't fuck or even get a handjob?

I know he was already halfway there

 

[Haywire]

He rubbed his penis against her milkers. Thats better than sex

 

[Dregster]

Damn, those bitches really think they shit ice cream and piss champagne

How much is that in dollars?

 

[SA incel life]

thats not sex

 

[Saddam]

Hope this doesn't count as a rulebreaking post as literally anyone here can do the same once he turns 18.

I didn't really "try" it, so to speak. I just out in town sore as fuck from gymcelling/not moving my neck during sleep so dedicded to save some hard earned wageslave cash a deep tissue massage.I actually thought it'd be a guy.

Anyway a foid walks in and 3 mind later I realise it's obviously not an actual massage place, but a "massage parlor" she is just rubbibg my back but no real technique, keep touching my boxers, I now see that it's just a front for a happy ending. I always knew these places exists but I thought it was like legit massage > option of happy ending rather than customer in > happy ending > out. Anyway she pretty alternated between messaging my shoulders/spine/upper back/anywhere I asked her to.

Still was ok, she tried to offer £100 for sewith her but managd to properly grind my dick aginast her and feel er up for like £10ch was better than nothing I guess. I mean at least if you know what sex physically feels like it makes those hurr virgin conversaitons with normies slighty easier to hide your power level in.

thats not sex

I legit wasn't seeking sex. I was looking for an actual massage and found myself in a brother. She offered £30 for a full body massage (not just sexual0 with her rubbing her body on me and £20 more to let me feel her tits. Was a worthwhile deal for me. Full sex was £100 jfl at paying that.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

10

 

[Yerberito]

I never try it tbh