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LifeFuel Touched a boob for the first time today.

Ticcel

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I unintentionally got nice handful of boob in my BJJ class today. She was wearing a sports bra which made the sensation almost equivalent to bare skin-to-skin contact. I’m lucky I was wearing a cup or else I would be the one submitting to a Tyrone in prison cell if you catch my drift.
 
When you touch a boob,no matter how happened,you are not anymore an incel.

:chad::chad::chad:
 
what the fuck is BJJ
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Good martial art but I prefer more hand to hand and punching based styles tbh. Like boxing.

Anyway congrats OP. :chad:
 
Good job OP! You reached into her gi?
 
one time in high school gym, we were playing flag tag and i accidentally grabbed a girl's ass a couple times trying to take her flag off
 
Congrats. But over a bra it's a bit shitty IMO.
 
I’ve never touched one unless you count hugging family.
one time in high school gym, we were playing flag tag and i accidentally grabbed a girl's ass a couple times trying to take her flag off
“accidentally” :feelsthink:
 
lol, this is kind of true. Its always manlets talking about martial arts IRL
BJJ is legit even though it won’t get you any pussy. Atleast it makes you really hard to kill.

One major upside to it is cauliflower ears. Nobody fucks with a guy with cauliflower ears and foids love it.
 
BJJ is legit even though it won’t get you any pussy. Atleast it makes you really hard to kill.

One major upside to it is cauliflower ears. Nobody fucks with a guy with cauliflower ears and foids love it.
yeah, I've been thinking of getting into combat sports, but I have trouble following rules when I get pissed off.
 
do a rear naked choke
 
BJJ is legit even though it won’t get you any pussy. Atleast it makes you really hard to kill.

One major upside to it is cauliflower ears. Nobody fucks with a guy with cauliflower ears and foids love it.

Significant loss in neuron count is a con though.
 
Why are you wrestling femoids?
 
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Good martial art but I prefer more hand to hand and punching based styles tbh. Like boxing.

Anyway congrats OP. :chad:
It’s the little things man.
 
If you count touching boobs through hugging, last boob I touched was 2016 almost 3 years ago just lol
 
Busted. Volcel bragging.
 
Touching a naked boob would honestly be LifeFuel. I could probably cope another year just on the memory of it.
 
Thanks for letting us know, chad.
 
yes mods this thread right here. :feelsbaton:
 
Are you doing anything to ascend ?
Looksmaxxing, dieting, in the process of seeing a dermatologist and actively looking for a social group.

I’m also trying to learn new skills. I’ve learned how to work on cars, do home improvement and electricial work in the last few years. Skills won’t help me get foids, but they help me build self esteem and have some confidence.
 
bjj is good but gets hard on the joints after a while if you go hard
 
Better than nothing but while that happened, Chad was having fun in a threesome
 
one time in high school gym, we were playing flag tag and i accidentally grabbed a girl's ass a couple times trying to take her flag off
*accidentally
 
one time in high school gym, we were playing flag tag and i accidentally grabbed a girl's ass a couple times trying to take her flag off

she probably gave you the "wtf" look after

i avoided foids in that game because i didnt wanna accidentally touch their ass
 
Escortcel asap, man.

Too scared I’ll get robbed or caught in a sting operation.
BJJ is legit even though it won’t get you any pussy. Atleast it makes you really hard to kill.

One major upside to it is cauliflower ears. Nobody fucks with a guy with cauliflower ears and foids love it.

Developing cauliflower ears is actually one my goals tbhtbhngl. My ears don’t stick out enough.
 
FAKEC...

Nevermind :feelsokman:
 

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