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Blackpill TOP KEK, a woman’s requirements for her future husband.....

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NOTICE WHAT THE FIRST TWO ARE, AND WHAT THE LAST ONE IS?

:lul: :lul: :lul:

They subconsciously know confidence means Jack shit which is why it’s dead last.
 
Some of these contradict each other, like sensitive and confident?

Well whatever, women be women
We should be happy that we're not getting leeched off though
Eh who am I kidding it's a lose-lose situation
 
>Sensitive
>Strong
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It's over for Gigachads rooting for the Red Sox
 
They tell on themselves.
 
A manlet can score 35 out of 36 but missing the first one means it never began.
 
She'll be a foid that hits the wall with no man and numerous cats.
 
It's from that TED talk, isn't it ?
 
Real list: tall, buff, handsome, big dick, good frame
 
My future wife...


1. Manipulates matter with the power of her mind.
2. Doesn't age
3. Immortal
4. Mysterious and Enigmatic
5. When plagued by a bad cold, sneezed the Universe and existence into a state of being once.
6. Has cat ears.
7. Is the queen of the Milky Way Galaxy "Shadowland of Pre-Existence".
8. Favorite color, is Akasha ( a color that cannot be seen or comprehended by lowly primitive hairless apes known as "humans".)
9. Has ultraviolet eyes.
10.Thick in the right places.
11. Has a special ability to regenerate the interior of her vagina into virginal state every time after having sex with me.
12. Likes to destroy evil alien civilizations for fun sometimes.
13. When she bares children, they are just copies of her self, due to the fact that evolution has reached its pinnacle point with her and can't progress or regress any further.
14. Has no attachments to anything.
15. Deeply in love with me.
17. Did not read Twilight
18. Permanently deletes social media accounts of random instagram thots for fun.
19. Thinks that people that make unreasonable requirement lists for a future spouse are mentally retarded.
 
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My future wife:
1. Is a kitsune
2. 2000 yo or older
3. Has nine tails
 
My future wife...


1. Manipulates matter with the power of her mind.
2. Doesn't age
3. Immortal
4. Mysterious and Enigmatic
5. When plagued by a bad cold, sneezed the Universe and existence into a state of being once.
6. Has cat ears.
7. Is the queen of the Milky Way Galaxy "Shadowland of Pre-Existence".
8. Favorite color, is Akasha ( a color that cannot be seen or comprehended by lowly primitive hairless apes known as "humans".)
9. Has ultraviolet eyes.
10.Thick in the right places.
11. Has a special ability to regenerate the interior of her vagina into virginal state every time after having sex with me.
12. Likes to destroy evil alien civilizations for fun sometimes.
13. When she bares children, they are just copies of her self, due to the fact that evolution has reached its pinnacle point with her and can't progress or regress any further.
14. Has no attachments to anything.
15. Deeply in love with me.
17. Did not read Twilight
18. Permanently deletes social media accounts of random instagram thots for fun.
19. Thinks that people that make unreasonable requirement lists for a future spouse are mentally retarded.

My future wife:

1. Not a landwhale
 
That's why you don't ask women what they want because they don't have a damn clue.
 

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