1. Human Botfly (Dermatobia hominis)
- Looks: Fat, hairy, with a lumpy body and a face only a virologist could love.
- Why it's incel-core: Its babies burrow into skin. It's not invited in — it forces itself in.
- Bonus: Vibrates under your skin as it grows. Romantic.
️ 2. Amblypygid (Whip Spider)
- Looks: Like a spider that fused with a crab and then was rejected by both.
- Why it's incel-core: Skitters in the dark, has no venom, and just flails around with massive whip-like legs. Scary but useless.
- Bonus: Feels like it posts on incel forums in Morse code.
3. Mole Cricket
- Looks: If a cricket and a mole had a demon child.
- Why it's incel-core: Lives underground, has huge digging claws (for digging deeper into its loneliness), and makes disturbing mating calls that rarely work.
- Bonus: It's like if loneliness became a Pokémon.
4. Assassin Bug (Wheel Bug Variant)
- Looks: Gothic armor, a rotating gear on its back, and a face like a failed transformer.
- Why it's incel-core: Injects enzymes into prey and drinks their insides. No social skills. Kills fast, dies alone.
- Bonus: Its name literally screams "overcompensating."
5. Tongue-Eating Louse (Cymothoa exigua)
- Looks: A pale, crusty nightmare shrimp that replaces a fish’s tongue.
- Why it’s incel-core: Instead of flirting with other parasites, it just permanently replaces a tongue and lives rent-free.
- Bonus: Might unironically say “the blackpill is real.”
