1. Eating delicious but unhealthy fast food and drinking delicious but unhealthy sugar filled soft drinks. Think ice cold Coca Cola from McDonald’s with McDonald’s quarter pounders with cheese, onions, ketchup, mustard and bacon followed with two boxes of hopefully well salted large fries.
2. Stardew Valley- my obsession with the game has gone so far that I actually managed to trick the game’s creator Eric “Concerned Ape” Barone into having an amusing PM discussion with me where I lavished praise upon him for being the world’s greatest game developer and the game itself for being the world’s greatest game at which point the discussion concluded satisfyingly with CA profusely thanking me for loving his game so much and dare I say he seemed genuinely moved by my love for it. Oh and I also get great enjoyment out of naming the farm animals after all of you my fellow brocels especially the Diocel and ionlycopenow trucel pigs who are well cared for and loved by me and in return make me lots of digital currency by digging up lucrative truffles for me to sell to unseen digit normies in the scope of the game world’s larger but unseen populace.
3. Sleeping as I can then dream that I am a mentally and emotionally well adjusted and popular with the ladies giga Chad though sadly I tend to mostly have badass action star movie like dreams instead of preferable xxx rated sex dreams.
4. Laying in bed all day like a slug so I hopefully can get to #3 unless I’ve got enough energy to play Stardew some more.
5. YouTube and internet surfing in general.