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Too much of an oldcel to ascend.

TBIcel

TBIcel

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Even if it was theoretically possible for me to ascend (would have to be one of the biggest copers on here to believe that) at 29 it would likely be with what a woman over the age of 25 who has been with hundreds of guys meanwhile im a KHHV. That would never go well.
 
I feel you. It fucking sucks being an oldcel. You either ascend by getting bettabuxxed by a foid who has been ran by chads while you were undesirable and poor. Or you somehow be that super creepy dude who gets a foid way younger than him, due to her having daddy issues. But foids nowadays are all experienced whores by the time they exit high school, so you're most likely still getting a foid who's been ran by chads.
 
Stop the sad shit. Life begins at 35-40
 
@Defetivecuckachu is a complete moggarius in 41
 
@Defetivecuckachu is a complete moggarius in 41

> What is the reason for your complaint?

> > I'm in this video and I don't like it.
 
I feel you. It fucking sucks being an oldcel. You either ascend by getting bettabuxxed by a foid who has been ran by chads while you were undesirable and poor.

But foids nowadays are all experienced whores by the time they exit high school, so you're most likely still getting a foid who's been ran by chads.

Have you ever escortcelled?

I escortcelled for a while until an unpleasant interaction gave me hurty feelings and I stopped going there.

But on the whole I'm very glad that I did it, and im glad I did it enough to feel like I had passed the tutorial and had some basic competency in pitting penis in vag. It dispelled a lot of the myths that khhv youngcels propagate on here.

Fucking a foid isn't like reciting poetry to completely passive audience that expects you to move, impress and entertain them. Sex partners are involved in making it work, and they have some investment in making it work, so they are going to work with you to make the fuck as pleasurable as it can possibly be. Even a literal hooker would rather get off while she's fucking you, than not get off while she's fucking you.

What this means: it means sex with a highly experienced foid doesn't necessarily have to be a humiliating and emasculating experience. In fact it will probably be really fucking good, because she knows how to grind to make sure it lasts and she orgasms before you finish. So stop contorting your head up into intellectual knots and just go with what feels good.
 
Only fakecels "ascend"
 
I’m 30, kek
 
Only fakecels "ascend"
Mostly true depending on how we wish to count escortmaxxing or SEAmaxxing. But the point is I cant even hold onto the cope I might one day or still I have time anymore thats the brutal part.
 
50+ year olds can easily fuck teen women in SEA looking for sugar daddy. and the bar is so low, being sugar daddy literally just means letting her sleep in your hotel with you and feeding her. which you would want to do anyway to have live in pussy.

get your head out of making a life for yourself in western countries. its never going to happen. accept you need to leave and start working towards that end
 
It’s over for oldcels. If you were remotely attractive, a foid would have fucked you by now. Sadly, you are repulsive, and foids are repelled away from you.

I hate foids for turning me into the monstER I am today.
 
29 is not that old but it depends on your collagen and hairline, if they are good then u can fraud as 24 and still slay young toilets.
 

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