Serious (Tomorrow will blow your mind) Hit or miss... i bet you never miss, huh?

[NEETAndTidy]

Tomorrow when my mom gets home from work she said I can use her car.

So tomorrow I'll be going to the mall. To... well to film approaches. I'll be saying it all "you seem sympathetic, etc"

This is your last chance to give me ideas what to say

 

[acnescarcel]

how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice hi I'm neet

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

"Would you date a 5'2 turkish millionaire pretty boy? His name's knajjd i could introduce you to him"

 

[Sparrow's Song]

"Damn bitch, you fine as fuck but I got my cock duct taped to my thigh so you can't tell that I got a boner right now..."

 

[NEETAndTidy]

"Would you date a 5'2 turkish millionaire pretty boy? His name's knajjd i could introduce you to him"

I will say that 10k%

"Damn bitch, you fine as fuck but I got my cock duct taped to my thigh so you can't tell that I got a boner right now..."

KEK

how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice hi I'm neet

Actually high IQ

 

[builderseed]

i assume you'll record this

 

[NEETAndTidy]

i assume you'll record this

Yes. Itll be on video.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I thought this was going to be a ER thread.

Anyway, try saying “Do you have autism?” to random foids.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I thought this was going to be a ER thread.

Anyway, try saying “Do you have autism?” to random foids.

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And ill say that kek

 

[Invalidusername]

Tell them you've taken 20 showers in one day

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Tell them you've taken 20 showers in one day

KEK "I took 20 showers today wanna bang"

 

[Invalidusername]

KEK "I took 20 showers today wanna bang"

Should work. Also hold frame brooooo

 

[Cuyen]

Tell them to call you Daddy

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Ask her to join your rabb.it stream

 

[builderseed]

tell them to enjoy the chocolaty taste of Ovaltine

Spoiler

drink chocolaty ovaltine, delicious chocolaty ovaltine has 12 essential vitamins and minerals every kid needs to grow into a strong member of society. you must grow and become strong for someday YOU may be called upon to fly a bomber plane across the country, or bring a ship into port. next time you're at the supermarket ask mom to buy OVALTINE.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Ask her to join your rabb.it stream

Kek "vote NEETAndTidy for mod 2019!"

Tell them to call you Daddy

i like it when they call me big Papa

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Just be really friendly and inoffensive. I bet they’ll tell you to fuck off.

 

[Cuyen]

Kek "vote NEETAndTidy for mod 2019!"

i like it when they call me big Papa

Kek it will be funny

 

[StoicNihilist]

I thought this was going to be a ER thread.

Anyway, try saying “Do you have autism?” to random foids.

Me to, lmao. I was like "oh great, here we go again. Get ready for this forum to be on the news."

To OP: if you are a legitimate truecel I recommend you spare yourself the embarrassment and not try this shit. It wont end well for you. It will just serve to bring you more grief and suicide fuel.

 

[monkaGIGA]

I thought this was going to be a ER thread.

im disappointed

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Just be really friendly and inoffensive. I bet they’ll tell you to fuck off.

I'll be polite to a few.

Kek it will be funny

Agreed. I'll tell them to call me Papa NEET or something.

Me to, lmao. I was like "oh great, here we go again. Get ready for this forum to be on the news."

To OP: if you are a legitimate truecel I recommend you spare yourself the embarrassment and not try this shit. It wont end well for you. It will just serve to bring you more grief and suicide fuel.

I plan to make a joke of it for the most part tbh

 

[Hate_my_life]

Ask them if they like daggers.

 

[StoicNihilist]

I'll be polite to a few.

Agreed. I'll tell them to call me Papa NEET or something.

I plan to make a joke of it for the most part tbh

Well if you're really so intent, I hope you take some ideas from this hilarious video:

 

[AsiaCel]

will blow your mind

 

[The End]

So tomorrow I'll be going to the mall. To... well to film approaches. I'll be saying it all "you seem sympathetic, etc"

Hmm... This seems familiar. If they don't respond you can say, "Good luck in the fight against autism." Sounds familiar, huh?

Now to see if I am banned again. haha

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Yes bro. Yes yes yes.

When they reject you say "B-b-but I took a shower and I'm being confident and being myself and putting myself out there! Surely that has to work!"

"Would you date a 5'2 turkish millionaire pretty boy? His name's knajjd i could introduce you to him"

 

[BlackPilledKira]

You better deliver OP, gonna be keenly waiting for your update thread tommorow

 

[BitterCel]

I was hoping for an ER

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

"Would you date a 5'2 turkish millionaire pretty boy? His name's knajjd i could introduce you to him"

Be ready to be begged on for btc via pm

 

[Michael15651]

Brag about your post count.

 

[FuckExistence]

Please follow through. I believe in you boyo.

 

[Braincel14w]

Good luck man. God speed. Just do it.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

i like it when they call me big Papa

unironically sang this out loud near some foids in highschool without thinking and they laughed at me

suifuel

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Say "do you like short guys & have you dated any"? Just be fucking blunt & straight forward. PS You're this low inhib as fuck so just hit a home run...

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

Run the car over them.

 

[Robo Sapien]

"Is there a thief in here?... Because you've stolen my heart."

I scared a few white girls with that one.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

"Is there a thief in here?... Because you've stolen my heart."

I scared a few white girls with that one.

KEK

Say "do you like short guys & have you dated any"? Just be fucking blunt & straight forward. PS You're this low inhib as fuck so just hit a home run...

Ohhh good idea.

Well if you're really so intent, I hope you take some ideas from this hilarious video:

Kek I'll try to do some weird shit like that

 

[Sgtpinkie]

Based NEET, I don't have any recommendations for you but bro deliever, I'll be watching this thread for the video. Good luck.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Ohhh good idea.

Controversy creates cash.

"Hi I'm a student writing a thesis on the following:

1. What do think about heightism in society?
2. What do you think about lookism in society?
3. What are your thoughts on misandry etc?
4. What do you think about online dating?
5. Do you know about the social desirability bias hypothesis?

Nothing here will be linked back to you etc"

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I should have the video uploaded in a few hours. Going to mall once my mom gets home

 

[VirginNigga]

Wow youre a goergous girls we should go out sometimes and then slap her ass

 

[SpacedOut]

This is your last chance to give me ideas what to say

Are you actually gonna have some serious approaches or are you just gonna go up to every foid saying stuff thats gonna guarantee a rejection?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Are you actually gonna have some serious approaches or are you just gonna go up to every foid saying stuff thats gonna guarantee a rejection?

I'll do a few serious ones. Wanna have some fun with it tho

 

[YungCell]

Just walk straight up to them and ask "Am I too short to date" and if they say yes, knock them out

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Just walk straight up to them and ask "Am I too short to date" and if they say yes, knock them out

 

[Guest2]

Fuck I just seen must think of good ideas don't leave yet.

 

[YungCell]

turkish millionaire

Damn knajjd has it pretty good

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Fuck I just seen must think of good ideas don't leave yet.

Well think before my mom gets home!

 

[SpacedOut]

Does your mall have a Sephora or makeup store? After your approaches you should go in there and find a girl and ask her if she can help you find a lipstick that your "girlfriend" asked you find. Just to see if they treat you differently if they think you have a girlfriend and money to be "buying" her makeup. Just take them in circles telling them you dont know the name of it or anything other than a some pink color. After a while tell them you'll just have to come back later.... and then leave

 

[universallyabhorred]

Only normie tier males can approach females. Are you ugly OP if so it will be entertaining to watch. If not this will just be another fakecel approaching and getting dates like uninstall.