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Tomorrow I will finally fuck a real Swedish blonde for the first time (Escortcel bragging)

thewageslave

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So after 25 years of existence I came across an escort ad that is very rare. A real Swedish blonde girl, good looking, curvy, offering her services at her place for the same price that romanian girls have. Everyone accepted no matter age or ethnic background (she has no requirements written).

Usually Swedish escorts only offer outcalls to your home or hotel (Hard for someone still living at home with parents and for those who don't want to take the risk getting suspected by Hotel personnel calling for police). And in their description they always write that ethnics are not accepted and that the man has to be 30-35+. They are more picky than the foreign escorts.

I'll give a review tomorrow after the visit.
 
ok. i am waiting for my time when i could do the same.
 
Something tells me you wont enjoy it
 
and that the man has to be 30-35+.
That's a strange age range.

Women don't like virgins, but is this woman assuming many pre-30yo escortcels in Sweden are virgins? Blackpill is real in Sweden, definitely one of the most fucked up places in the world
 
Something tells me you wont enjoy it
We'll see. I did enjoy it the previous time I visited an escort back in June.
That's a strange age range.

Women don't like virgins, but is this woman assuming many pre-30yo escortcels in Sweden are virgins? Blackpill is real in Sweden, definitely one of the most fucked up places in the world
I really don't know. Many Swedish escorts only want to meet men who are 30+ and that are white (Nordic).
 
Spit on her face
 
Is it possible to find a skinny/fit Swedish girl in your area, btw?
I think if you pay a prostitute for sex, then she has to be perfect in every aspect. Although it probably costs more.
But as for me, I don't get escotcels still.
 
This is probably my only chance where I will be able to fuck a young blonde Swedish curvy girl in my life. Are you kidding me?
Do it while you're fucking her
 
Is it possible to find a skinny/fit Swedish girl in your area, btw?
I think if you pay a prostitute for sex, then she has to be perfect in every aspect. Although it probably costs more.
But as for me, I don't get escotcels still.
The problem is that you either can visit old Swedish prostitutes (ugly hags) or non-good looking young Swedish prostitutes if you are an ethnic

The other option is foreign girls. And these are of course good looking, at least some of them, but you will get tired of these east european girls at some stage.
 
Are you sure she looks like on the pics displayed? Is she an oldschool whore or newschool onlyfans internet slut that fucks for moneys?
 
Are you sure she looks like on the pics displayed? Is she an oldschool whore or newschool onlyfans internet slut that fucks for moneys?
The latter actually :)
 
Could you post a picture?
 
show her picture
 
That's a strange age range.

Women don't like virgins, but is this woman assuming many pre-30yo escortcels in Sweden are virgins? Blackpill is real in Sweden, definitely one of the most fucked up places in the world
At least they can LDAR on really generous neetbux tbh. They are all privieleged assholes IMO
 
Even whores don't wanna fuck ethnicels
 
The problem is that you either can visit old Swedish prostitutes (ugly hags) or non-good looking young Swedish prostitutes if you are an ethnic

The other option is foreign girls. And these are of course good looking, at least some of them, but you will get tired of these east european girls at some stage.
JFL


BEING REJECTED BY SCORTS, NOT EVEN PAYING.


I'm going to start building my stacy clone factories I don't give a fuck about morality anymore I reject my humanity.
 
At least they can LDAR on really generous neetbux tbh. They are all privieleged assholes IMO
Maybe. They're getting cucked hard but places like USA got cucked a long time ago so doesn't matter I guess
 
Maybe. They're getting cucked hard but places like USA got cucked a long time ago so doesn't matter I guess
I would kill for a good welfare lol. Where I live I have to wageslave while being an incel lol thats more cucked than having getting a good welfare as incel
 
fuck her in the feet
 
it won't have happened without live-action pics. (Have fun!)
 
Update: The girl was not even nordic but freaking hungarian. I just cant fuck hungarian girls. I dont know why. My dick couldnt get up. The pics were obviousy photoshopped. Lame ass and tits like a hag.

I asked her to massage me instead with oil. And then she kicked me out immediately when the time was up and said that another customer is on the way. 1500 SEK poorer...
 
Update: The girl was not even nordic but freaking hungarian. I just cant fuck hungarian girls. I dont know why. My dick couldnt get up. The pics were obviousy photoshopped. Lame ass and tits like a hag.

I asked her to massage me instead with oil. And then she kicked me out immediately when the time was up and said that another customer is on the way. 1500 SEK poorer...
Go for honest Russian hookers. They plainly say who they are and are acustomed to fuck for money. 1500 SEK is around 150 USD, right? That is too cheap. You should accept to pay at least double if you want something nice.
 
LOL imagine thinking that a swedish foid costs only the equivalent of only 170 USD, esp one with no racial or age requirements

I saw a Swedish foid once and it cost me more than twice that
 
Update: The girl was not even nordic but freaking hungarian. I just cant fuck hungarian girls. I dont know why. My dick couldnt get up. The pics were obviousy photoshopped. Lame ass and tits like a hag.

I asked her to massage me instead with oil. And then she kicked me out immediately when the time was up and said that another customer is on the way. 1500 SEK poorer...
LOL . This is what happened to me. I thought I was getting a Stacy but I got low tier becky
 
Update: The girl was not even nordic but freaking hungarian. I just cant fuck hungarian girls. I dont know why. My dick couldnt get up. The pics were obviousy photoshopped. Lame ass and tits like a hag.

I asked her to massage me instead with oil. And then she kicked me out immediately when the time was up and said that another customer is on the way. 1500 SEK poorer...
Something tells me you wont enjoy it
 
Why do they have these? are they racist :feelskek:
Bro I’m a young blackcel and most escorts will reject me. I can’t even get laid even with money WTF :cryfeels:
 
If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

I mean, if you see a Rolex on Ebay for 500 USD, it's probably not a Rolex. Same shit applies to escorts.

@thewageslave I told you this exactly a month ago, you told me that 600 GBP was an unreasonable hourly rate for a whore because you can find Stacies charging one-fifth that price. Just lol.
 
Bros, you gotta start looking at the highmy reviewed section on these escort sites. So many scammers are on there trying to play into fantasy. You can only be sure when you see the reviews of other people confirming the identity of the of the escort in question.

Also incoming black pill, fuck the ugly girls, they probably have better head than the snobby Stacys. A lot of the high tier thots on there are 100% scam. :feelsthink::feelsthink::feelsthink::feelsthink:
 

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