Tomorrow I Go To a Dating Event For 50's and up

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Tomorrow I go to an ice cream social for people 50's and up.
It says 50's, but usually the women there are over 60.
There will be more women there than men. They may want a Travolta, but they ain't getting' it.
I want a Brooke Shields, but I know I ain't getting it.
If I get an old woman, I'm going to have sex with her, if she's willing.
My plan is to lay on top of her and ejaculate, like I do with my dolls, and my manneQuins, previously.
If she's starting to lose her marbles, so much the better. I've long lost mine.
A this point,I don't care. She be Jewish, look like Frankenstein, of if they smell. I'm not going to be picky.
They just have to want me. Hopefully by that age, it has sunk in that a young man isn't going to want them.
Probably an old man won't want them either. I see more old men with young girls than old ones.

 

[TheSecondComing]

@Einon what do you think

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Beyond over if you lose your V-Card to an old hag.
Never began for oldcels

 

[Llama]

Beyond over if you lose your V-Card to an old hag.
Never began for oldcels

Is he supposed to lose it to young prime? He is going with his age, be happy for the dude. Good luck bro

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Is he supposed to lose it to young prime? He is going with his age, be happy for the dude. Good luck bro

Ik good for him but I just can't seem to see myself doing that

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Remember to tell us how it goes and good luck with those grannies.

 

[Witchy_hyena]

Tell them to take their teeth out when they suck you off

 

[Deleted member 23483]

Good luck man

 

[Deleted member 22904]

And redpillers claim a mans SMV is the highest at 50 JFL

 

[FlamingCel]

Remember to tell us how it goes and good luck with those grannies.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

OP is gonna become the oldest LARPer in the whole forum this week

 

[PPEcel]

OP is gonna become the oldest LARPer in the whole forum this week

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

And redpillers claim a mans SMV is the highest at 50 JFL

A 50 year old man isn't highest, it's the women's are lowest

Beyond over if you lose your V-Card to an old hag.

It's either that (if I an get it), or not losing at all

 

[Deleted member 16624]

@Einon what do you think

We going or what?

 

[Endlesscel]

May this lead to happiness my friend

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

May this lead to happiness my friend

Thank you for your support.
I think this is more of a settling for the less of two evils than getting what I want.

 

[Blackpill Rage]

Your next dating event should be at a cemetary digging up decomposing foid corpse.

Spoiler

You'll still get rejected.

 

[failmaxxed]

good luck, hope you ascend soon

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Ok but maybe it’s just the nig in me but why do I feel like this Is a rap verse lol

 

[singleplayercel]

good luck, OP
hope everything goes well

 

[Emba]

good luck, hope you ascend soon

May this lead to happiness my friend

Good luck man

good luck, OP
hope everything goes well

 

[Yerberito]

Beyond over if you lose your V-Card to an old hag.
Never began for oldcels

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Your next dating event should be at a cemetary digging up decomposing foid corpse.

Isn't my sex doll like a corpse?

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Hopefully by that age, it has sunk in that a young man isn't going to want them.

that's where you're wrong, kiddo

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

And redpillers claim a mans SMV is the highest at 50 JFL

It’s highest for men in their 30s. It’s highest for foids in their late teens early 20s (16-24)

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

I'm leaving now for the event.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Good Luck.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

I'm leaving now for the event.

Best of luck to you

 

[FrothySolutions]

Break them hips, big man.

 

[radishman]

Make sure you bring protection. Nursing homes are notorious for being an STD petri dish.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

I'm leaving now for the event.

Can't wait to hear rejection story

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Can't wait to hear rejection story

Just got back. Didn't meet. The women wanted higher up older men. That looked better than me, had a better job, personality, so forth. They did chase the few men that were there. I'd say there were about 30 women and ten men there.
At least it was no great loss.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

Beyond over if you lose your V-Card to an old hag.
Never began for oldcels

he still would have won tbh

 

[deathsh+rt]

cover them in spunk and have a good time.

 

[Monk of Failure]

Just got back. Didn't meet. The women wanted higher up older men. That looked better than me, had a better job, personality, so forth. They did chase the few men that were there. I'd say there were about 30 women and ten men there.
At least it was no great loss.

Brutal. Never began for you, OP.

 

[FinnCel]

Hope you good luck, op

 

[RandomGuy]

Frankenstein

 

[Hate_my_life]

Hope you good luck, op

He failed

Just got back. Didn't meet. The women wanted higher up older men. That looked better than me, had a better job, personality, so forth. They did chase the few men that were there. I'd say there were about 30 women and ten men there.
At least it was no great loss.

Or

OP is gonna become the oldest LARPer in the whole forum this week

 

[Napoleon de Queso]

Brooke Shields from "Pretty Baby", yes please, bit too small, but would

 

[Mrpvolts]

Good luck boomercel

 

[JestER]

Godspeed

 

[Deleted member 17984]

Best of luck lad, hopefully they make you some cookies too

 

[Sleeper]

Just got back. Didn't meet. The women wanted higher up older men. That looked better than me, had a better job, personality, so forth. They did chase the few men that were there. I'd say there were about 30 women and ten men there.
At least it was no great loss.

jfl sorry gramps. you'd think at that age they'd have lowered their standards