
Subhuman Niceguy
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I have work in a few hours, so I was just meditating in my car, relaxing and getting my mind right for my shift.
Nemesis from Resident Evil sends me a text message around 9:00am, which was a video of a news piece about credit card debt. I pay my credit card bill - I don’t ask my mom for anything. That crazy Baby Boomer has an obsession with micromanaging me - her 31-year-old kissless virgin son.
I finally had enough, and called that bitch back on the phone.
“Look - you’re being creepy”, I said.
“Being obsessed with my finances, pushing religion on me (she used to send me Bible verses while I was at work), and asking me “am I an incel” and “do I hate *foids” is creepy”, I said.
“I can’t have a conversation with you, without it turning into an argument. Yet, you keep obsessing over my personal life. If I was a *foid and you were a male, I would tell people that your behavior is creepy”, I told her calmly.
She hung up the phone, right as I said, “I still have nightmares about you kicking me while I was on the floor during lockdown”. Fuck Baby Boomers, I am not going out like a punk.
Nemesis from Resident Evil sends me a text message around 9:00am, which was a video of a news piece about credit card debt. I pay my credit card bill - I don’t ask my mom for anything. That crazy Baby Boomer has an obsession with micromanaging me - her 31-year-old kissless virgin son.
I finally had enough, and called that bitch back on the phone.
“Look - you’re being creepy”, I said.
“Being obsessed with my finances, pushing religion on me (she used to send me Bible verses while I was at work), and asking me “am I an incel” and “do I hate *foids” is creepy”, I said.
“I can’t have a conversation with you, without it turning into an argument. Yet, you keep obsessing over my personal life. If I was a *foid and you were a male, I would tell people that your behavior is creepy”, I told her calmly.
She hung up the phone, right as I said, “I still have nightmares about you kicking me while I was on the floor during lockdown”. Fuck Baby Boomers, I am not going out like a punk.