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LifeFuel Told My Dad I Wanted To Buy a $3200 Doll

Zesto

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and he was yelling for the past two hours about how retarded I am.

Then I explained to him what kind of doll it was after he told me to buy the motorcycle instead if I'm going to spend that much money.

Then after seeing the doll he said "oh it's one of those sex robots you fuck" "I didn't know, yeah go ahead I'll buy it for you."

He said "why didn't you just tell me that to begin with" and I said I am not a vulgar person and that's too personal to just say. He said "I thought it was one of those little porcelain dolls."

He then said "that's how much it would cost to fuck a bitch here anyway"

and I told him "it's over for me in this country, I would buy this doll for when I'm in the United States" and when I'm in in-between Asia trips.

and he then said "they (the western bitches) made it this was way"

Do you guys have recommendations?

I saw this one on reddit so was thinking of buying it.

https://www.the-doll-house.com/purc...k-kathy.html#d29dffd097e0ef56b29b41e7dd753403

I would buy the version with the fully posable skeleton and fingers so I could have it cuddle me the way my mommygf would while I NapMaxx.

The thing is though I'm not sure if I should wait until after my trip or just buy it now and get it over with since I'm not moving there yet and would be here for at least another year.

It would also destroy my NoFap streak @Hunter.

I'm open to all recommendations.

@FrustratedWhiteMale

Please do not make recommendations to me unless they're Asian.

Also considering purchasing a loli/anime doll.
 
i seen some on alibaba for like 2400 that talk and everything
 
Tell him that although it is that much to fuck a bitch, that's only one for a real cunt, but infinite times for a sex doll.
 
You fucked up m8
Your dad must really think you are trash tbh.
 
Lmao I can just imagine having one of those shipped to my dorm and lugging it up to my room. Wouldn't even give a fuck about what anybody thought. I don't want one though, they're for cucks tbh
 
Careful with those loli dolls. They'll arrest you if you have one in Canada.
 
No just get a pocket pussy.
I bought this one when I was in japan.

I'm happy with it.
 
Zesto said:
and he was yelling for the past two hours about how retarded I am.

Then I explained to him what kind of doll it was after he told me to buy the motorcycle instead if I'm going to spend that much money.

Then after seeing the doll he said "oh it's one of those sex robots you fuck" "I didn't know, yeah go ahead I'll buy it for you."

He said "why didn't you just tell me that to begin with" and I said I am not a vulgar person and that's too personal to just say. He said "I thought it was one of those little porcelain dolls."

He then said "that's how much it would cost to fuck a bitch here anyway"

and I told him "it's over for me in this country, I would buy this doll for when I'm in the United States" and when I'm in in-between Asia trips.

and he then said "they (the western bitches) made it this was way"

Do you guys have recommendations?

I saw this one on reddit so was thinking of buying it.

https://www.the-doll-house.com/purc...k-kathy.html#d29dffd097e0ef56b29b41e7dd753403

I would buy the version with the fully posable skeleton and fingers so I could have it cuddle me the way my mommygf would while I NapMaxx.

The thing is though I'm not sure if I should wait until after my trip or just buy it now and get it over with since I'm not moving there yet and would be here for at least another year.

It would also destroy my NoFap streak @Hunter.

I'm open to all recommendations.

@FrustratedWhiteMale

Please do not make recommendations to me unless they're Asian.

Also considering purchasing a loli/anime doll.
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good representation of how much of a genetic failure your dad is
god i need ll surgery:feelsrope:
 
acnescarcel said:
i seen some on alibaba for like 2400 that talk and everything
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@acnescarcel

I don't trust chink ones they're always different than what's in the picture.

FaceandHFD said:
You fucked up m8
Your dad must really think you are trash tbh.
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@FaceandHFD

My dad as of very recently understands I am a truecel. (in the west)

https://incels.is/threads/my-father...lack-pill-just-now-and-the-yellow-pill.82526/

Timecel said:
No just get a pocket pussy.
I bought this one when I was in japan.

I'm happy with it.
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@Timecel

I already own half a dozen of those. They're cool but I want the full experience. I simulate it right now by tying one to my dakimakura with a towel.

Arentheal said:
good representation of how much of a genetic failure your dad is
god i need ll surgery:feelsrope:
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@Arentheal

He is mentalcel (because he has BPD) but was Chad when he was young.

My mom was Stacey.

No clue why I came out the way I did, kids have always asked me if I was adopted. You can read about it in the thread I linked in this post.

and long legs on a man looks unaesthetic asf

Sitokirment said:
Careful with those loli dolls. They'll arrest you if you have one in Canada.
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@Sitokirment

I'm an AmeriCel I don't think they can do shit here.
 
Wish I could afford one tbh
 
Zesto said:
@Timecel

I already own half a dozen of those. They're cool but I want the full experience. I simulate it right now by tying one to my dakimakura with a towel.
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damn you really have to get to asia asap.
 
your father is based as fuck
 
I would wait for the price to come down. That's so much money.

Escortcel instead for now.
 
Zesto said:
Yeah he even gave me permission to get a loli one along with it.

He understands my situation.
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mad respect for him :f:, it's pretty rare to a father understand our situation, because of the difference in generations.
 
quit it with this degeneracy and stick to nofap boyo
 
micropenis29 said:
I would wait for the price to come down. That's so much money.

Escortcel instead for now.
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@micropenis29

Since I am an Americel I'll end up giving $350 to an undercover cop.

And in America they have some cum first bullshit instead of being able to keep the girl the whole hour or night like in SEA.

I would go to SEA but if airfare will be like $800 and add another $500 for misc expenses then another $500 for the actual EscortCeling it's really not that much of a difference for something that will last you your whole life.

Besides I'm going to Thailand anyway but to try to ascend, EscortCel as last resort.

Hunter said:
quit it with this degeneracy and stick to nofap boyo
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@Hunter

yes this will be for the best, I'm too busy with school and learning Japanese to fuck a doll everyday anyway

It's reassuring to know I have this option though, it's peaceful
 
Your dad should make an account here tbh
 
based dad, if i told my dad i was buying a doll he'd probably punch me again.

where is the big booty option?
 
ICanOnlyFapToBDSM said:
based dad, if i told my dad i was buying a doll he'd probably punch me again.

where is the big booty option?
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Not available on the Azn dolls I like.

and that's a good thing
 
The degenerate modern American family. In a sane culture, the father would get his son a real virgin wife, not some doll to help his son engage in hedonism.
 
incel4life said:
The degenerate modern American family. In a sane culture, the father would get his son a real virgin wife, not some doll to help his son engage in hedonism.
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Speak for yourself boyo.

This would be my silicon mommygf that I would sleep while wrapped in her arms.
 
Your dad probably wishes he had pulled out in time.
 
lmaoooo how is your dad cool with this? you gotta be grateful for him bro
 
Wait maybe??? If you ascend you won't need a sex doll right? I thought your plan was ascending in Asia.

When it comes to the doll it's just a bunch of silicone and plastic in the shape of a human anyway, it's not real... jack off using your imagination instead, it's cheaper.

Your dad seems like a chill guy if he's okay with all that.
 
SilentSoup said:
Wait maybe??? If you ascend you won't need a sex doll right? I thought your plan was ascending in Asia.

When it comes to the doll it's just a bunch of silicone and plastic in the shape of a human anyway, it's not real... jack off using your imagination instead, it's cheaper.

Your dad seems like a chill guy if he's okay with all that.
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I was just thinking for when I'm not in Asia, staying with my parents in America.

It will be a years before I can bring back a waifu waifu waifu (all mean a different word) with me to the ZOGnited States.

and instead of moving to Japan I might work year round in Cuck S A and spend summers there instead so it would be good for that too, I'm still deciding how I will plan my life

After my trip in January I will know for sure what I'm going to do.
 
Japanese culture is far superior to western culture in that it tolerates men masturbating with toys rather than encouraging promiscuity as the west does.
 
SelfCrucified said:
Japanese culture is far superior to western culture in that it tolerates men masturbating with toys rather than encouraging promiscuity as the west does.
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It also unofficially allows EscortCeling unlike the west where they send undercover whores to arrest men for booking ads the pigs themselves created.
 
Zesto said:
It also unofficially allows EscortCeling unlike the west where they send undercover whores to arrest men for booking ads the pigs themselves created.
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You are such a LARPer. First you say you will sui at 24 if you don't ascend. Now you are saying you will escortcel. Make your mind up.
 
Daily dose of autism
 
Loli dolly
 
I'm sure your dad will fuck this doll when you're not home.CUCKED
 
Damn that shits nice. Based dad
 
$3200 would be too expensive for me. In china shops like AliExpress there are sex dolls that costs about $600 - $700, like that one:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/AYI...l-Anal-Vagina-Adult-Sex-Toys/32869017282.html
Does anyone have experience with these cheap china dolls? They look good on pictures and they are rated good by other customers but I still have doubts whether or not quality can be good for that price.
 
If you fuck a sex doll, does it count as faping?
 
Zesto said:
and he was yelling for the past two hours about how retarded I am.

Then I explained to him what kind of doll it was after he told me to buy the motorcycle instead if I'm going to spend that much money.

Then after seeing the doll he said "oh it's one of those sex robots you fuck" "I didn't know, yeah go ahead I'll buy it for you."

He said "why didn't you just tell me that to begin with" and I said I am not a vulgar person and that's too personal to just say. He said "I thought it was one of those little porcelain dolls."

He then said "that's how much it would cost to fuck a bitch here anyway"

and I told him "it's over for me in this country, I would buy this doll for when I'm in the United States" and when I'm in in-between Asia trips.

and he then said "they (the western bitches) made it this was way"
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Hahaha cool dad.
 
My father found my home made doll and got mad. That was back in 1977. Elvis was still alive.
 
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