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There is no evidence to support the concept of the female orgasm. It serves no evolutionary function, for a start. Sure, toilets like the feeling of a large penis inside them, much like scratching an itch. But that’s not what an orgasm is. The purpose of the male orgasm is to ejaculate sperm. The evolutionary function is so that the male continues sex for long enough to ejaculate and impregnate the female. Toilets don’t have an equivalent to this. They like the feeling of sex but they don’t have a set time period that it must continue for in order for pregnancy to be achieved - that is entirely up to the male.
So why do we hear about toilets having “orgasms”? Well, much like the myth of childbirth being painful, or the myth of period pain, it has been completely exaggerated to the point of falsification. No toilet will ever argue with the fact because (a) toilets simply follow the crowd, whatever is fashionable, and (b) they have nothing else to compare it to. They are blind to what an actual orgasm feels like, so they can never know that what they are feeling isn’t one.
So why do we hear about toilets having “orgasms”? Well, much like the myth of childbirth being painful, or the myth of period pain, it has been completely exaggerated to the point of falsification. No toilet will ever argue with the fact because (a) toilets simply follow the crowd, whatever is fashionable, and (b) they have nothing else to compare it to. They are blind to what an actual orgasm feels like, so they can never know that what they are feeling isn’t one.
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